Fall/Winter EBC Bulker 2013/14
BOOM ITS BULK TIME!!!! Here we go Boyz & Gurlz, its finally time to get big again! No more booty shorts and half shirts walking through the mall for Ed with 6 inch spikes thank God!
Its Ed day instead of groundhog day. Once he packs away all tapioca puddin and hail damage hanging out of his shorts and slidez on his leggings and flannel duck dynasty shirt we know we can BEGIN THE BIG EATS! Goofy phuker and his aimless walk around the food court blowing a duckcall with a mouth and pocket full of cordog 7's finest with mustard all through his beard and intertwining nose hair! Makes me wanna thrkw up in my pants just thinking about it!
OK we've put it off long enough, the idea is bulk folks. That does not mean pork up so you appear to be wearing cammo at walmart blending in with the fattest laziest country on earth. It means big lifts, big kitchen but might wanna leave the twinkiez for the people parking in wheelchair spotz driving electric carts who have actually eaten their way to a handicap sticker and type 2 diabetes!
So for me i roll dirty in the first half of one of these often then clean and big to finish but clean and big the whole ride is not a bad thought either. By dirty i mean i have been known to eat a tub of ckttahe cheese over a day with my big eats and yes maybe even an ocassional pizza with all meat topping convincing myself "its carbs and protein right?" Lmao....well honestly the big clean route is the way to go even if you end up with a few cheat meals in the first half of the rjde.
I might say look back through our success storiez in the bulk comps and maybe get with some of those people and take some advice. I can think of one right off. Our own Shrapnel put a hardcore beatdown on the competition and if I remember right pulled on over 40 lbs and it was a nice 40 too! I still remember all the tears and crying by the competition and theif coaches. It wasba sad day for sportsmanship! Lmao
Alright lets do the dayum thang. Keep in mind...neither myself or Carlos want to yield 1000 pm's wifh your cry storiez about your baby momma or you're in the middle of a herpes breakout and scabbed up blah blah blah! If you can't follow the rules and meet the deadlines then you can't play!
If you have a question that is not answered in this thread..then the answer is NO! Lol
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One pic of you and a current USA today in both open and closing pics.
- Front Double Bi
- Front lat spread
- Back double bi
- Back lat spread
- Most Musclular
- One pic of choice
- One pic you in it with your USA Today with open and close pics
No pic doctoring , air brushing , altering of any sort and if caught you will be disqualfied and BANNED!!!
Again, a 7th pic with USA today and some body present will be required for opening and closing pics.Remember, full body (head to toe) present in pose shots, all of them.Make sure the lighting and background are the same for the opening pics and the closing pics and have the same pose for opening and closing as well.....again, all 6 required core pics.
**OK so we know.....a lot of questions around bulking and what is it. No, it is not just who hainsd the most. If you gain 20 lbs and there is nice recomp and the weight is distributed equally showing nice proportion etc, you will beat the guy who gained 50 lbs ,no quality, no proportion etc. QUALITY IS KING! Getting fat is not bulking its porking, this is not a porker. **
Follow the compettion rules, give me 6 poses with one extra pic containing the USA Today (6 pics total).
Give me a brief yet precise description of your cycle and goal and then BOOM, GET TO WORK!!!
Opening pics deadline will be November 15th at 11.59 pm CST.
Closing pics must be identical to opening and deadline is 11.59 pm January 31st 2014 CST
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Ace VenturaThat's some old-school shit if it's from his stand-up
yeah, yeah, thats it. it doesnt burn when i pee. i got that from eddie murphy, yeah thats it. i mean really can a few filipino hookers that looked exactly like girls make my penis burn..... no way.
Actually not normally, you usually get a bad case of hemorrhoids with them! LOL ;-P
Filipino hookers are the best. They're tiny hands make my cock look so much bigger.
Yea its the one about diseases, where he ended it with "what's next, you just stick your shit in and blow the fuck up?"
angusYou got it going on too brother. How's that dip station treating you?
edit; i misread that. i must have been tired.
im loving the dips. i got some chains for around my neck. i couldnt find thick ones but any weight i can add is a plus.
Ace VenturaI finally gave in and got a belt. I'm lovin that shit. People like us shouldn't be doing strictly body weight dips.
ive heard that the extra weight when doing dips can be rough on the shoulders
Ace VenturaI just try to control them biatches if I feel my shoulders getting a lil loosey-goosey. As long as you can control the weight I think you're all good.
hunteron20sWait thats not normal? I gotta get this looked at then .lol
Wtf! Shit just got real!!!
damn dude you are SWOLE
RustyhookerNotice how folks are more social in bulkers? Lack of food make ya edgy! Lol!
Angus is bringing it! Boom!
angusI think that Phil nailed it best, there's much less tren and there's happiness in being full and satiated. We are all fat and happy.
Yessir! No damn way I want second place again. I'm fighting for that top spot. It's gonna be so tough.
phil113kgI'm fighting for that top spot-----------Not if I can help it Angus but there's only room for one at the top.
angusI'd be honored to lose to you Phil, but I'm gonna make you work for it :-)
phil113kgI don't want to hear that come from your mouth A. If you believe you can beat me then say it but don't settle for less. There's no honor in loosing.
angusI believe I can beat you phil, but I'm a humble guy. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I know what you are capable of and that makes you a fierce competitor and one worthy of much respect.
phil113kgI like that bro. Now let's sprint to the finish line.
I'm sorry guys, and I will feel bad for like a minute after I crush your dreams! But like you said there can be only one! After this, there will be only one. I will be that ONE!
we are all getting swole!! the ebc bulker might be the best thing ive ever done. thanks for not taking this lightly guys it has pushed me to be the best i can be. awesome!!!
Still have a lot of time Brother! Lets get better and better every week!
hunteron20sX2
angusI'm glad you joined. I know you were nervous at first, love seeing you guys gain confidence.
I was up to 240 tendons decided to stretch or tear dropped back to my starting weight now back on a steady climb up. 1 positive thing is my bf seems to be dropping but damn I want better gains. Thank goodness Christmas is here at least 2 days of pig out time between 4 different households. I hope to put 240 in my back pocket by the end of next week.
angusBe careful with that pigging out part. Sure, it's a bulker and there needs to be an increase in calories but be smart about them. Fat carries twice as many calories as carbs but it's far better to get two servings of carbs than one serving of fat IMO. So maybe go for an extra helping of turkey and a smaller portion of pie.
Man you taking all my fun away lol. Nah I was mostly thinking about the regular foods and not so much the dessert part of it. Although if I see a rum cake I am going to need a sponsor to call. Rum cake is a weakness of mine. But as for pies and really anything else as desserts stand I don't have a sweet tooth.
I paid for a rum cake at my work, the chic was supposed to drop it off today, but no fckin cake. Im pissed, I better get it before Xmas or I want a refund. I got the one without fruit, I'm going to tear into that shit. Lol
Week 5 Progress Pic, No Pump, just a lil Side Chest shot for you. Upper pecs are starting to fill in!
http://www.eroids.com/pics/ebc-week-5-just-a-side-chest-no-pump
angusconsistency. Very nice.
Consistency is key! Each day you lose costs you 3!
I'm not going to be posting any progress pics except the required final ones. hoping to come in flying under the radar hehe, Gonna post my pics close to the last day of the comp.Not sure what to expect from myself on a test only cycle but I'm into my 4th week and strength is going up slowly but surely. Some lifts are increasing faster than others. My bench for example I feel has been increasing extremely fast. I think the most I ever did was 225 for 7 reps and now I'm doing 245 for 6 and it's not even week 5 of just test e at 500mg a week. Don't know how good that is but I'm definitely happy with it, I can only imagine the kind of gains I would be making on a stronger and faster acting compound like tren ace.
Anybody got some extra npp, they can hook a bro up with?lmao.... No but really, PM me source that can get it to me before the 1st.
A little leg shot .
http://www.eroids.com/pics/ebc-week-5-leg-shot
i think im going to shave today : (
Ace VenturaWOO-HOO!!
Don't get so excited! He's talking about his Junk! EEEEWWWW! LOL ;-P
Ace VenturaThat get me even MORE excited. He usually lets me help out with that!!
You should just braid that shit for him. Try corn rows on the taint! LOL ;-P no homo won't work for that one!
i just need someone to comb out the dingle berries
Leave them, your half way to dread locks! LOL ;-P
I shaved about a week ago my chest stomach bad mistake. I look like chewbaca I cannot do my back but I be damned everything my razor touchs I break out like crazy. My wife enjoys getting the wax out for my back. Damn that shit hurts!
im not sure if i can shave my chest again. the dr shaved patches to put a heart monitor on so i figured i would just shave the rest. i hated it. i broke out until the hair grew back fully. i did not like it
Yeah I look like I was shot with rock salt I'm going to try to wax it but damn that gets painful. I hate being a hairy gorilla. Hope to eventually get a laser hair removal system. It might get painful but least it's permanent!
my wife had that and it works great. i guess they turn up the laser every time you go. she had 6 sessions for her pits and bikini. she said it wasnt too bad
Yeah my wife and I both want it done, figure it be cheaper to purchase a machine than pay for both of us to have all the treatments needed.
PM Exgearslinger. He bought one, and it did great. The man used to look like he had a sweater on his back!
If I didn't have a deviant wife I would have a back sweater also. It's sad I have more hair on my back than my chest. Lol Angus also bought 1 and is helping me out with the company. I just can't get a hold of them.
angusyou're doing it wrong genius. I did that for years and my stomach used to break out so badly that I couldn't button my pants. Hated that shit.