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Fall/Winter EBC Bulker 2013/14

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BOOM ITS BULK TIME!!!! Here we go Boyz & Gurlz, its finally time to get big again! No more booty shorts and half shirts walking through the mall for Ed with 6 inch spikes thank God!
Its Ed day instead of groundhog day. Once he packs away all tapioca puddin and hail damage hanging out of his shorts and slidez on his leggings and flannel duck dynasty shirt we know we can BEGIN THE BIG EATS! Goofy phuker and his aimless walk around the food court blowing a duckcall with a mouth and pocket full of cordog 7's finest with mustard all through his beard and intertwining nose hair! Makes me wanna thrkw up in my pants just thinking about it!

OK we've put it off long enough, the idea is bulk folks. That does not mean pork up so you appear to be wearing cammo at walmart blending in with the fattest laziest country on earth. It means big lifts, big kitchen but might wanna leave the twinkiez for the people parking in wheelchair spotz driving electric carts who have actually eaten their way to a handicap sticker and type 2 diabetes!

So for me i roll dirty in the first half of one of these often then clean and big to finish but clean and big the whole ride is not a bad thought either. By dirty i mean i have been known to eat a tub of ckttahe cheese over a day with my big eats and yes maybe even an ocassional pizza with all meat topping convincing myself "its carbs and protein right?" Lmao....well honestly the big clean route is the way to go even if you end up with a few cheat meals in the first half of the rjde.

I might say look back through our success storiez in the bulk comps and maybe get with some of those people and take some advice. I can think of one right off. Our own Shrapnel put a hardcore beatdown on the competition and if I remember right pulled on over 40 lbs and it was a nice 40 too! I still remember all the tears and crying by the competition and theif coaches. It wasba sad day for sportsmanship! Lmao

Alright lets do the dayum thang. Keep in mind...neither myself or Carlos want to yield 1000 pm's wifh your cry storiez about your baby momma or you're in the middle of a herpes breakout and scabbed up blah blah blah! If you can't follow the rules and meet the deadlines then you can't play!
If you have a question that is not answered in this thread..then the answer is NO! Lol

EBC Rules: 
  • Mutagenic.co
    5 Prop100
    5 Tren Ace
    5 Mast Prop100
    2 VAR 50x50mg
    1 PERFECT PCT

  • EliteAnabolX.com
    2 packs of orals - ur choice between Drol, Dbol, Winny, Var or Proviron
    4 bottles of Test E
    4 bottles of EQ
    4 bottles of Tren Ace
    1 pack of Adex
    2 packs of All in One PCT 1
    1 pack of Cialis
    1 pack of Viagra

  • MassRoids.com
    $200 Kalpa Pharmaceuticals products

  • KodiakQueen.com
    100 off 200 + dollar purchase to the top three

  • 101FitnessPharma.com
    £200 of store credit for the winner!

  • GymChemist.co
    $300 worth of product

  • Xroids.com
    $300 in products

  • TexxGears.eu
    $300 store credit - 1st place
    $200 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • RoidsSeek.Com
    $700 store credit to each winner

  • SwoleOil.com
    1 pack Anavar 100mg x 50 tablets
    1 vial Tren Ace100mg/100ml
    1 vial Test Prop100mg/50ml
    1 pack Prami 1mg x 50 tablets
    2 packs Aromasin 12.5 mg x 50 tablets
    1 pack pct blend 76.25mg x 50 tablets

  • MuscleDevelop.co
    £300 store credit to the winner
    £200 to second place
    £100 to third

  • Steroidforyou.com
    $400 store credit - 1st place
    $300 store credit - 2nd place
    $200 store credit - 3rd place

  • LegitAnabolics.net
    3 boxes Nolvadex 30tabs 10mg
    2 boxes Bayer Shering Proviron 20tabs 25mg
    2 boxes Sopharma Clenbuterol 50tabs 20mcg
    100tabs 10mg Dianabol Vermodje
    100tabs 10mg Stanozolol Vermodje
    10ampules Galenika Test e
    10ampules Norma Test e
    10ampules Omnadren 250 (Sustanon) 250mg/ml
    10ml Vermodje Test p 100mg/ml

  • RealRoids.com
    $200 store credit - 1st place
    $150 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • BalkanPharm.com
    300$ Balkan Pharmaceuticals products for the winner

  • MusclePharmacy.co.uk
    1st $300 Order any product
    2nd $200 Order any product
    3rd - 5th $100 Order any product

  • Androboy.net
    1st Place: $200 credit for orals
    2nd Place: $400 credit for injectables
    3rd Place: $400 credit,
    1 of each oral,
    3 of each 10ml injectable

  • AnabolicPharma-eu.com
    10vials 10ml asia pharma

  • Trustedanabolicsolutions.NET
    3 Test-E,P,C
    3 x Tren-A &,E
    3 x T.A.S.- BOL (125mg Tren-A, 75mg test-Prop
    3 month supply of our best selling Advanced Organ Armour

  • DrMusclePharmaceuticals.com
    £200 store credit

EBC Donors: 

One pic of you and a current USA today in both open and closing pics.

  • Front Double Bi
  • Front lat spread
  • Back double bi
  • Back lat spread
  • Most Musclular
  • One pic of choice
  • One pic you in it with your USA Today with open and close pics

No pic doctoring , air brushing , altering of any sort and if caught you will be disqualfied and BANNED!!!
Again, a 7th pic with USA today and some body present will be required for opening and closing pics.Remember, full body (head to toe) present in pose shots, all of them.Make sure the lighting and background are the same for the opening pics and the closing pics and have the same pose for opening and closing as well.....again, all 6 required core pics.

**OK so we know.....a lot of questions around bulking and what is it. No, it is not just who hainsd the most. If you gain 20 lbs and there is nice recomp and the weight is distributed equally showing nice proportion etc, you will beat the guy who gained 50 lbs ,no quality, no proportion etc. QUALITY IS KING! Getting fat is not bulking its porking, this is not a porker. **

Follow the compettion rules, give me 6 poses with one extra pic containing the USA Today (6 pics total).
Give me a brief yet precise description of your cycle and goal and then BOOM, GET TO WORK!!!

Opening pics deadline will be November 15th at 11.59 pm CST.
Closing pics must be identical to opening and deadline is 11.59 pm January 31st 2014 CST

HydeMind's picture

Yep I won't be doing this again... Just woke up from a nap and still dragging

GibshredderR's picture

The first time I took it I went on a 30 min drive to the store for groceries. I felt like I was for sure going to pass out on the way home. I got lucky and managed to stay awake. Will never do that again.

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HydeMind's picture

Yeah I'm finally waking up. 5 hours later and a workout in.

SquirrelNutz's picture

Try the medi safe app for your phone.

HydeMind's picture

I'll have to check that out

humpnpump's picture

Prami Aka miraplex is used to treat restless leg syndrome and insomnia and is meant to take prior to bedtime because it desenatizes your motor neurons, that's why people feel like crap when they take it during the day. Taking prami in split doses isn't going to keep blood levels stable, just make you feel like a droid in space all day. Make yourself take it before bed. That's why I use caber .5 twice a week. Hope this helps a little

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HydeMind's picture

Helped alot! I wasn't aware it was taken for insomnia. I thought it was used for Parkinson's disease. Thanks for the info

humpnpump's picture

Well not Necessarily for insomnia, the restless legs syndrome usually causes insomnia.

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HydeMind's picture

Whoo fell 100% today, I won't ever take prami during the day again

levelup's picture

Tread...non related to the ebc...can you weigh in with your knowledge on my nandrolone and trenbolone ratios thread

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bigJOHNstud's picture

here is the link to the dip station i made.

dip station

levelup's picture

Dude it's been closed since yesterday

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levelup's picture

Lucky for you there is the arena matches if you want to get a little side battle going on.

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Gorillafit's picture

Awe snap! Lol ;-P

levelup's picture

Check out the group the arena...ill do a competition with you there...post in that group tho I don't want the arena and the ebc mixing

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Gorillafit's picture

What is this an old guy hunt? Keep your focus on me youngster! You young guys with your A D D! Focus bro! LOL ;-P

levelup's picture

After this last year I feel like an old guy

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Gorillafit's picture

The fucked up time I just had and the time I took off has given me new focus! I'm coming for the big boy of the year award! I'm starting to see myself now, and have such a better idea of what I need to do!

levelup's picture

Sometimes a break can do you very well, it will give you a great rush of focus and drive. I've only taken 4 days straight off since march 2012...other than that maybe 1 day here and there and it's rough some days. I'm going to try to hit it hard till fall of 2014 then take a few weeks to unload and hopefully be competitive in nationals 2015

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Gorillafit's picture

Good luck bro! You halve made excellent gains in the last year brother! Keep moving towards w hat you want!

levelup's picture

Thanks gfit! What's your plan? I know you were going to hit the stage soon right?

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Gorillafit's picture

I'm gonna bulk for the next year! I went to a few shows and I can't compete with their size! I can cut now I'm gonna see how well I can bulk! So maybe next year I'll be better prepared to compete?

levelup's picture

I agree the size and density is a whole other ball game in person

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Gorillafit's picture

You won't have to look for I'll be right out in front! Lol ;-P

Gorillafit's picture

I'm 52 and get mistaken for a bodybuilder once in a while! LOL ;-P

Phoenix Rising's picture

I think that's when I am going to join is in spring. Works best for my cycles.

Phoenix Rising's picture

Perfect

Pale's picture

It may be a little early for me but if bloods are good by then I may get in on that one.

mwagner630's picture

well started my clean bulking diet today. so im finally getting at it right. had a glass of soda as a send off. now from this point on. lots of water, no white breads, all whole grains, nothing with sugar or high corn syrup fructose. TONS AND TONS of veggies, and free range meats. only taters im eating are sweet potatoes. i get one lazy meal a day, lazy for me at least, noodles with beef broth and 5 pieces of shrimp. so i get my simple carbs and dont gas out. me and the lady are on the same diet and we got more tuna than ive ever seen in my life. so if we get hungry for a snack its plain tuna on whole wheat with light miracle whip. i know miracle whip isnt the best choice but its about as bad as it get during this diet for us.

Gorillafit's picture

Try some almonds, natural pb on rice cakes, dried wasabi peas... There are a lot of healthy tasty snacks that will keep you and the mrs on track!

mwagner630's picture

I actually have several bags of dry roasted almonds and my oldest son is addicted to wasabi peas, so i got probably a gallon size zip lock bag of them. i do enjoy them, one of my favorite snacks is these organic yogurt covered raisins the amish market sells. theyre amazing, 100% true amish organic yum hahahaha i eat a lot of fruit too. a wide variety of fruit. honestly if it wasnt for the need of the protein, i probably wouldnt eat meat. just fish and fruits and veggies. i go through about 10-15 pounds of fish a month. mostly tilapia, roughy, and salmon. we also go to a farm about 45 mins from us that only raises their feed animals organically and free range. its the best tasting meats you will ever have. we just got 40 pounds of bonesless skinless chicken breast. 15 pounds pork chops, 20 pounds of beef in various cuts, 12 pound ham for xmas and a huge turkey breast for thanksgiving. all of that was just shy 170$ some where around 80 pounds of meat. next time i go there im getting bison meat, they raise about 100 head of bison for meat. its pricey though about $4-$5 a pound depending.

Gorillafit's picture

Good snacks keep you sane!

BostonGeorge's picture

I'm hittin the diet super hard and clean starting Monday my man...have myself a little break for the weekend! Sounds like you have a good meal plan so far. Good luck!

gambit's picture

eating so much my stomach is always full and sticking out. loving the bulk eating! during bulking i can enjoy much more eating out with my son. today we had taco bell. Smile pers i could care less about taco bell but it makes him happy.

only1cat's picture

I had a good chest day yesterday and had a triple bacon cheese burger as soon as I left. I know it was bad but damn I was hungry.

Hinx's picture

Triple bacon cheeseburger! That's what I'm talking about brother.

only1cat's picture

It was LOADED messy as hell got home had a 800cal shake and tuna then supper. This eq has me hungry as hell.

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HydeMind's picture

Just finished a DC workout. I'm up on all my lifts starting to feel the test p and tren a! In a week I'm moving on to a 5x5 routine.

WINNING's picture

Fast food tip : Im not sure where I read this but, I was in a rush the other day and made a pit stop at subway. If you order a 6in sub on and add extra meat to it and by extra I mean " Quad meat"(sounds perverted), quad would be two double meats 16 slices of turkey on a 6in. Its about 50-60g of protien and is delicious. Fast food protien deliciousness! Around 8 bucks.Try it out,when in a rush,I did.