posted Thu, 10/22/2026 - 16:29
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+ 5 Press's Friday Pre-Saturday Poll LMAO
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Okay Guy's grab your Balls - this is gonna be the hardest Question you have EVER had to answer, BUT there can only be ONE Answer ......
You can only choose ONE of the following 2 options for the rest of your Life .......
Remember to press the 'Vote' button after you have made your choice
You can only choose ONE of the following 2 options for the rest of your Life .......
The Unconditional Love of a Woman, BUT no gym or training ever again
You can train for the rest of your Life until the day you die, but you must live without a woman
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My woman would let me go to the gym either way. I know its not a choice up above.
You telling me a woman can live in a different house??? Double bonus
What category do lady boys fall into?
Dang I should have considered this before voting
Ladyboys/Trannies/Men/Dog's/Ponies are all techinically allowed
The gym it is, I can always plead the fifth on everything else.
Oh fuck, I’m scared to ask.
Press does this mean there won't be a poll today?
That's debateable Bro - Since this one is clearly a favourite and it's Even Stevens right now it may stay up
Considering my girl is as close to perfect as it gets, I’d have to pick her. Then I could just be fat and happy and eat donuts. Sounds like a win to me
Yea but she might not like you getting fat and happy and eating donuts. I see your strategy here then she will say you need to fo to the gym because your getting fat.
I think if she knew I had to pick her or no gym, she would understand. Now I’m gonna have to go grill her on this question LMAO
Be careful. Remember once you say it you cant take it back. Think about what you say before you say, smartest words my grandpa ever told me.
Haha, yea sometimes I think about how easy it was to just eat Chinese food and Oreos everyday.
You got that right. I would just stay on a glp and eat my sweets in peace lol
They make impressive fuckdolls now. I'd buy the best and still save so much money on everyday female maintenance. No Brainer
Don’t do it bro. I just have an expensive body hanging in my closet. I can’t throw it away because I don’t want my neighborhood all outside when the trash man calls the cops because he thinks he found a body. I don’t wanna post it on marketplace because I don’t wanna meet the dude that wants my used fuck doll. They’re hot to look at but…. Fucking it is not dope. You gotta clean that shit after every use too. It’s a huge fucking chore.
HAHAHAH LMAOOO!!!! How much $ did you pay for it mate??
It was $1700 but some banker chick in Australia wanted to watch me fuck it so she said she’d pay for half. I was streaming. It was Covid. I also got a smaller one. I don’t even think it’s 5 foot tall. But her tits and ass are fat af. Metal skeleton you can pose. Liquid filled tits. All that shit. But it’s all fucking dead weight bro. I mean idk how bad off you are. Maybe you need this. But it was a chore to get it ready, a chore to fuck, and a chore afterwards. Worst part is, she hangs by her neck. You unscrew her head and screw on a head. So I just have the headless body of a big titted midget hanging in my closet with her bald wigless head on the shelf above it. One eye popped out. Idk where it went. I think my dog ate it.
That's actually very true pal - some of those life like $5000 ones look great, plus they don't expect coversation after sex
This is a damn close poll
Gear loves me unconditionally but , given the chance to have a woman love me unconditionally as well...well I could go for the women. Thankfully my wife supports my gear use now so I'm in a win, win situation right now.
Can I at least have a man?
Ladyboy
Yep!!
I have no balls to grab
Grab another guy's Balls then!!
That would get me too excited
Do you know how many times I’ve had this convo with my wife: “you know my life would be so much easier if I wasn’t addicted to training and could just be lazy and fat”
We often ponder what people do with all their free time. Between my cardio and lifting, if they were gone, I’d have ~20 extra hours a week for shenanigans. And we have full time jobs, a dog, and two kids. So idk how the fuck people say “oh I don’t have time to train”
God damn right. "I don't have time to train" = "I'm too lazy to make time." 'oh you scrolled on your phone for 2 hours and took a nap you lazy fuck?"
Same here brother, 2 kids, work, wife, etc. I fucking make time for the gym. If it's your priority you will find the time.
I choose women.
I really enjoy Sexercise
Training is great but, I like a good woman to wash my back and cook my breakfast etc.
This is a one-sided question as gay guys will automatically choose training
What if our balls are too small to grab?
Do you still have a penis? Grab that .....
I've been doing option b most my life. As long as I got my family, dog, gym, and good friends I'm a rich man
I chose woman. I’ve been alone before and I learned I need someone to love. I don’t even need to be loved back, but I need someone to care about. A pet isn’t enough.
So you can still choose training. If you don't need to be loved back, you can just be a jacked stalker.
lol, true. They’ve been coming down hard on the washey washey places near me lately. Putting guys faces up and everything. I always figured I was embracing multiculturalism, a dignitary if you will. International relations.
Hahaha man can you imagine having your face put on blast because you blew out some hookers back? Wtf is this world coming to
Nothing good.
Oh my.... Those are some horrific looking Asians. Fuck ... Poor guys hahaha
Those are the mamasan’s, they classify the hookers as trafficking victims, no photos posted.
Trafficking victim- Someone who was viciously ran over by a truck, multiple times while laying on their back
Also, I’m healed up pretty well. Back to the gym next week after three fucking months off.
I’ll always pick training over pussy. Most easy question of my life!
Yeah, I'm gonna have to keep the wife on this one. It took probably 10 minutes of thinking on, though. Glad I don't actually have to make the decision, she's awesome and supportive and we're probably in the best part of our 23 years of relationship. Not what I expected with the little man running around --
Just this one time though right??!! LMAO
Thats cool brother. I'm going on 34 years myself. Been a long hard road and something else hard to. lol
DAM.....