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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*

-Anonymous

kodiakGRRL's picture

your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle
Everything I do is stitched with its color
~WS Merwin "separation"

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TheFlash85's picture

i have sat quietly beside the river of life and seen the bodies of all my enemies drift by...........

TheFlash85's picture

and it helps if you have a friend up stream to give a little push lmao

sic26's picture

Congratulations, now I hate you.

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“ You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.

Marcus aruelius.

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”

“THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

“Too weird to live, too rare to die!”

“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”

“We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.”

all by the late great Hunter S. Thompson

Theophany's picture

They might not need me; but they might.
I'll let my head be just in sight; a smile as small as mine might be precisely their necessity.

Poetess Emily Dickinson.

Champion Of The Mind's picture

If you are going to be a champion, you must be willing to pay a greater price.

Kila's picture

A real man wants two things: danger and play. Therefore he wants woman as the most dangerous plaything - Friedrich Nietzsche

cdyrdes's picture

Its hotter than 2 rats f@!#ing in a wool sock on top a fireplace for Christmas eve

Writer: unknown

Saw it in a bathroom from a jobsite I was on a while back been stuck in my head every time summer rolls around..lol

Nitti's picture

Lol

TeflonDon's picture

"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe." - Joe Rogan

mrs.sic26's picture

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for, because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

woodsman's picture

"If you're with a group of people and you don't know who the mark is,you're the mark."

A variation of:

"If you don't know what's for dinner,you're for dinner."

woodsman's picture

smart man+smart woman=fling
smart man+dumb woman=affair
dumb man+smart woman=marriage

woodsman's picture

"Don't call me 'sir,' I work for a living."

Lorax's picture

Looking ll

UgtaBkdNme's picture

“Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.”
― Lucille Ball

WINNING's picture

I have and when I told my wife she said "you gotta be kidding me?"; p

UgtaBkdNme's picture

That's odd. I'll send you one.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

I've found most men either love them, hate them, or have never had one. There's not much in between. It takes a very strong patient man to deal with a redhead. My husband jokes that bright orange hair is a warning from nature lol

UgtaBkdNme's picture

I've never heard that last part and I thought I'd heard em all. Might have to Google that one. Smile

Nitti's picture

You got to be kidding me

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Lol

Champion Of The Mind's picture

I'm pretty sure that's a chick... lol

Nitti's picture

Ohh I know. With red hair. Who's username is "you gotta be kiddin me" in a clever little semi acronym

woodsman's picture

Hah,yeah.
Every time I see it, I read it as:
"you gotta back-end me."

Champion Of The Mind's picture

HAHAHA detective Nitti... good work sir

kodiakGRRL's picture

Not saying that Nitti can't deduce things but SHE did post pics ...

Champion Of The Mind's picture

LOL I notice that after I posted the comment.. I was too lazy at moment to remove it XD

tonytulo's picture

god made man but samuel colt made them equal

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"Light Weight Baby" - The King Big Ron Coleman

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"There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."

-Yuri Orlov (lord of war)

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Lifted's picture

Normal is an illusion, what might be normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
GK

TeflonDon's picture

Women are crazy, because men are stupid - George Carlin

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room." - (?)

the problem with smart motherfuckers is that they sound like crazy motherfuckers to stupid motherfuckers

if frogs had wings, they wouldn't bother bumpin their ass hoppin' - ?
"worry is like a treadmill, keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere" - spookie

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter s thompson fear and loathing in las vegas

"If you're good at something never do it for free."
"Do i really look like a guy with a plan?" - the joker dark night lol

I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you. - Dr. Seuss

Life is too short so love the one ya got, cause you might get run-over,
or you might get shot. - Bradley, sublime

started with like two in mind ... escalated to rando el clusterfuck lol Smile

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good ones!

Nitti's picture

"There is a distinct difference between me and them. You may be stronger than me, faster than me, more talented, but I will not be outworked! If we get on treadmills together only 2 things can happen. Either you are getting off first or i'm going to die. I am willing to die right there on that treadmill before you get off first."

-Will Smith

Greg's picture

"This is America, speak Mexican BITCH!!"

movie character Bullet as he shoots french speaking women in the head.

Johnmatrix's picture

It is not truth that matters, but victory.

WINNING's picture

Snitches get stitches for talking like bitches. ;)