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QUOTES about anything!

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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*

-Anonymous

rolltide3's picture

I also like , snitches get found in ditches

Champion Of The Mind's picture

Deleted To Vulgar.

Pale's picture

Some times the best laid plans still end with blood on your hands..

astroman08's picture

Tough times don't last, lovers do...

Rasputin_Omega's picture

"I eat more for breakfast than you eat all day"

-Makwa

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CBBurrr's picture

Don't sweat the petty things.
Pet the sweaty things.

bostonrick's picture

"the most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire"
-Marshal Ferdinand Foch

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ChemDawg's picture

No matter which way you ride it's up hill and against the wind.

-Murphy's Law

UgtaBkdNme's picture

"If you're early you're on time, if you're on time you're late, and if you're late you're fucked." First words spoken to me by my Shop Chief back in 2001, it was a memorable moment lol

UgtaBkdNme's picture

Well it was in the military, so control freak is an understatement lol

irishbnsf13's picture

Here's to me
Here's to you
If we ever disagree
Here's to me, and fuck you!!!

"My every time Jack Daniels toast"

tzelukie's picture

If I can't eat it, bang it or bet on it, it is not in my phone list!

awagz's picture

If you ain't first, you're last!

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Freesolo's picture

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing

sic26's picture

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Al Pacino

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Rasputin_Omega's picture

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

-Samuel L. Jackson

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

Jackie Brown?

Rasputin_Omega's picture

Yes sir

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wescooling's picture

Odell. Roscoe chicken and waffles.

I would say that Beaument was his Christian name.

Odell, Samuel L Jackson
movie Jackie Brown staring Pam Grier

TheFlash85's picture

there is nothing more frightening in jail than a psyco, you can be a professional crim, you can be professional bank robber, you can be a professional anything you like, but the most feared thing in a prison and the most feared thing in the criminal world is a fucking psyco, psyco, psyco.......... mark read

choiceturf's picture

If it flies, floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent!

CBBurrr's picture

LOL, thats a good one

PinPusher's picture

Everybody shut the fuck up!!! And Fuck your overtraining there is some growing going on right up in here!!
-JR Miles

manbearpig's picture

You think you have problems? Ha, but seriously... Fuck your problems. There are people out there who face bigger challenges, and they conquer theirs.

-yours truly

Engineereddisaster's picture

If your source built airplanes would you fly in it?

BlackDoug's picture

Depends! Do the rank number 1 in airplane building? If so than yes......

cmo25cent's picture

They say pimpin ain't easy but I'm not struggling...

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markymark's picture

"nobody tells me what to do...not even me." ADC

cmo25cent's picture

I'm not married but I know a woman who would be very mad if she heard me say that.

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aronl's picture

Are you not entertained?

Michael_Corleone's picture

"He drew first blood! Not me!"

John Rambo

sic26's picture

After climbing a great hill,one only finds that there are many more hills
To climb.
Nelson Mandela

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sic26's picture

I AM THE HOPE OF UNIVERSE. I AM THE ANSWER TO ALL LIVINGS THINGS WHO CRY OUT FOR PEACE.
I AM PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT. I AM THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS. I AM TRUTH .....ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU!
goku  dbz

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rolltide3's picture

Lol this is so true its the reason I don't vote hell we don't elect people

wolverinewannabe's picture

Is that Dick Marcinko?

Darktide's picture

;)

Nitti's picture

"Everyone has a game plan ,until they get punched in the mouth!"

-Iron Mike Tyson

rolltide3's picture

A man never stands taller than when he kneels down to help a child

rolltide3's picture

That wouldn't of made sense to me a few years ago and I had my son I see the world in a whole new perspective

manbearpig's picture

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

manbearpig's picture

Do you remember the guy that gave up? Neither do I. Lets go to the gym mother fucker!

LadyLuck's picture

Its all these kids now days texting and tweeting and "yolo-ing"... its inappropriate!

sic26's picture

I cum at home, I cum in the gym ,
I cum when I boast in front of 5000 people.
Arnold Schwarzenegger:)

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