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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*

-Anonymous

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"WHEN THE LOOTING STARTS THE SHOOTING STARTS!" - George Wallace,1968

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Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Greg's picture

"Those who politicize the pandemic get banned from eroids"

-Mod Greg

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"It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

press1's picture

Woah That's some clever stuff right there, very true.

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Deez Nutts - Unknown

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TheFlash85's picture

Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.
Chop chop.

BJ's picture

"Going in the whole nine yards" _Special Forces Vietnam

Originally it was a football term, but the Special Forces troops in SOG_MACV used it heavily. SOG was a special forces foward operating group than ran missions over the fence Cambodia & Laos. They couldn't talk about it for 20 years. Was usually two or three Americans and they had the opportunity to make their team larger with a up to a total of 9 montagnard tribesman(YARDS) they trained. They wreaked havoc on the enemy way behind enemy Lines in the Ho Chi Minh trail. Some teams only took a couple montagnards(YARDS) to move more swiftly... others said give me two Choppers I'm "Goin in the whole 9"! Legendary outfit

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According to wikipedia, the origin of the phrase hasn't been established, but the first public use of it as an expression is in a US newspaper from 1907 referring to a Baseball game.

Greg's picture

and then it was only 7 yards... inflation is everywhere.

My thought is that the number is arbitrary. "I gave 100%" becomes, "giving 110%" which is out done by someone who gave a 1000%

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Yeah, as you say, seven yards in 1907 is probably nine yards today...historical inflation.

Since the phrase has no established origin, I think that it has just evolved and become part of everyday speech, like so many other expressions.

The arbitary idea is good, but the 'nine yards' thing has been fairly consistent for about a century, so maybe there are some idioms that remain constant through being an abstract that doesn't need to evolve because it is still relevant, such as the many idioms we still use that were written by Shakespeare 400 years ago.

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double post.

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Lou Ferrigno always used to say I gave 110% on the apprentice show! Then one day somebody told him. "Is that even mathematically possible". I thought that was a great statement.

felony's picture

Never heard that one. Not disputing. The term was also used in excavation and such. A dump truck could hold nine yards. The saying would go Give me the whole nine yards meaning the entire dump truck.

Still my favorite

The only way three men can keep a secret is if two of them are dead. Ben Franklin.

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Greg's picture

Cement truck, not dump truck... that too is probably as wrong as the football theory.

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Cement is roughly 10-15% of what’s in the truck... the correct term is “concrete truck”...unless of course you r talking a flowable fill that is a non structured base more or less for backfill or some road base fill....whew!.. that took me back to when I was a younger man working for the ol man.....I need a beer and a doughnut...

Edit:” I need a beer and a doughnut”.....
Drock_357

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unless of course you're talking a flowable fill that is a non structured base more or less for backfill or some road base fill

Well duh... a cement truck.

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Could very well be. I got the truck part right.

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Gigel's picture

Best one for me

“Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak when they once only spoke at a bar after a glass of wine, without harming the community ... but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It's the invasion of the idiots”

― Umberto Eco

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Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right.

Written by Robert hunter sung by Jerry Garcia.

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"We are all on different journeys, but sometimes we follow the same path"

Oz.

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Violence is not the answer but it is a option!

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press1's picture

Always remember though, Violence = Jail = No weights / crap steroids / Shit food Lol

The worst possible situation .....

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"Jail is for the birds!" - Unknown

Bulkdaddy's picture

Yes I know lol

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This is not a time to bicker and argue. This is a time of reflection for us all.

~ Fusebox

I hope we all can just enjoy finding some inspiring quotes to change the narrative here.

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Albert Einstein — "The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer."

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“I am shaking hands. I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were coronavirus patients and I was shaking hands with everybody, you will be pleased to know, and I continue to shake hands."
- Boris Johnson

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In a couple short months God has taken away everything we worship. God said, "you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the leagues. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers. You want to worship actors, I will shut down theaters. You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You want to take prayer out of schools i will close yours schools."
"If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14"

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In a couple short months God has taken away everything we worship. God said, "you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the leagues. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers. You want to worship actors, I will shut down theaters. You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You want to take prayer out of schools i will close yours schools."

God said that did he?

There are those who are clean in their own eyes but are not washed of their filth. Proverbs 30:12

Bill1976's picture

I like this here. Maybe we’re getting taught a lesson.

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press1's picture

Probably not far wrong bud ....

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Ozninjaguy's picture

Really? You disappoint me mate. if you believe that shit - we're done, see ya.

press1's picture

OMG Are you being serious Oz - You've just cancelled our friendship because I believe in God and have a strong faith? I have done nothing but support you over these past few years with your health problems and showed you nothing but positivity and encouragement through out the whole of the EBC to keep going when you wanted to quit and this is how you treat me? I've been nothing but a Good friend to you.

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Oh...and yes mate, I really appreciate your support over the last few years, and we had some great PMs where you shared personal stuff as well and I supported you and offered opinions/advice - not because I was religious and felt an obligation by way of religion, but because I genuinely like you, and understood what was happening. Doesn't take religion to be able to do that. At least not from my perspective....it just takes someone who can empathise and sympathise with someone else's situation. Take care there..

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Sorry mate. It's ok to believe in God - my wife is a very devout believer, and I never question her faith, but to believe the shit that guy posted is beyond the pale for me. You are a good guy, and maybe it is because of your religion, but you also have to get a grip on reality and a balance between faith and what is real. I DON"T SEE GOD DOING ANYTHING at this point in time, so for me it just all mumbo-jumbo primitive BS. Hey - Italy and Spain - very devout catholic countries - now have the highest death rates - uuummm, how does religion explain that?

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'Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity' - Martin Luther King Jnr.

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Do fucking leg day!- Bulkdaddy

Put that cookie down! Arnold Schwarzenegger

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fusebox's picture

Bump.

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"EVERYTIME YOU TRAIN, TRAIN WITH THE MOTIVATION AND PURPOSE THAT YOU WILL BE THE HARDEST PERSON SOMEONE EVER TRIES TO KILL."

-Tim Kennedy

BFG's picture

"No"

~ BFG

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"Either get busy living or get busy dying"

~ Stephen King

Immortaltech's picture

There are so many quotes in my language, its not translatable, once you try to translate it, it loses its golden meaning so sad, its integreted to the language it's said with

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"Never explain yourself to anyone, because the one who likes you wouldn't need it, and the one who dislikes you wouldn't believe it"

Ali Ibn Abi Talib

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"I shall never fear the hour of my want for my life has not been spent counting the riches of ignorance"

Carlos Danger

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Greg's picture

Are you trying to become the next Kahlil Gibran or something?

-Greg the mod

Carlos Danger's picture

=) Ive always done a little writing here and there.

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“You give me more joy
and pride than anything in this life
or the next
Love hard and
Live to serve your family
And always
Always ride it like you stole it
I love you”

Carlos Danger speaks to son

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