posted Thu, 09/12/2013 - 05:40
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QUOTES about anything!
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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*
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LOL, good one
"you take that chubby boy with you today"
Deliverence===
I love bustin' that one out, lol
And another from the 70's. I hear this from my wife sometimes.
" I don't like men with too many muscles" ------ Janet , or my wife after arm day.
" well I didn't build him for YOU!"--------------------Frankenfurter
A person is smart, people are stupid!
-From MIB the first one.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone!
-J.C.
Alone I am lethal, as a team I dominate!
Navy Seal's Motto
"everyone wants to be a bodybuilder but, no one wants to lift some heavy ass weight"
Ronnie Coleman
"milf is for babies"
Arnold
" The bigger the dog, the bigger the bowl"
unknown
BigBmajWas that intentional? The MILF for babies thing? Because I really like it.
Didn't Arnold say "milk is for babies?"
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
-Arnold-
Yea I believe Arnold said tht during a pumping iron scene when he was asked bout milk
We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
-President John F. Kennedy
AnonI'm exhausted beyond words. My spirit is as black as night. My tears run down my cheek yet I do not feel them. She's wrote to me "lágrimas limpian un corazón atribulada"
I hope she was right. She was right. Descnase en paz Abuelita. Te quero tes tes tes!
he who farts in church sits in his own pew
Ha! I love good pun.
ZewiAnabolX"One finds limits by pushing them".---- Herbert Simon
"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying."
Michael Jordan
"you cant climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCM2VCec-g
I'm no gynecologist, but I know Cunt when I see One.....
"Every Man On Earth"
Room mate and I playing the app 'hill climb'...
He says to me, "I'm gunna kill you on Christmas." Lmao
" everyone in life has to take a bite from the shit sandwich, it's how well you chew and swallow that bite that determines your fortitude and character".. ME
I'm the strongest there is smash! smash!
By the green guy lol
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
-Jules-
BigBmajMy favorite movie.
When you're good at something you will tell everybody. When you're great at it they will let you know.
(Hope that's right. Gonna have to look it up to give credit) remember seeing it awhile back.
I saw The Rock post that on twitter don't know if it's credited to him though
How do you know if someone ran in a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Everything you have ever done, and every decision you have ever made, has lead you up to this point. .
~ Me
AnonThe final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men, the conviction and the will to carry on. —Walter Lippmann
TARANISA Nail that sticks out ,gets hammered!!
AnonA true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the equality of his actions and the integrity of his intent. —Douglas MacArthur
AnonMy own definition of leadership is this: The capacity and the will to rally men and women to a common purpose and the character which inspires confidence. —General Montgomery
Anon-A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves. —Lao Tzu
“She's so hot I'd let her give me AIDS." (The Wolf of Wall Street)
TARANISA man who dies with more toys than another man, Is nevertheless still dead!
measure a man not by the contents of there wallet but by the content of there character!
"In an ordinary life I would not indulge in so much cunnilingus....But in this life I chose to indulge like a GOD!"
All Credit goes to "ME" AKA Genetix!
'We judge others based on their actions and ourselves based on our intentions"
"Delta Force could do a mission like this in 53 seconds, but with our athletic superiority, we could probably do it in like 40."
Daniel Lugo (Pain and Gain)
"Get the bitches on the boat!!!"
-pain and gain
"I don't need you to surrender or even understand... Your simple compliance will do!"
-Hllwd
Slightly off the wall but a guy in the gym said this to me today when he was talking about some rubbish condoms he had bought from a dispenser in a pub toilet.
These pieces of shit fitted like a sock on a chickens head!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
" Come out or I will send the dog"
Never look a gift horse in the arse, it's the wrong end.
if i cant do it , it cant be done ..... 50 cent
Whether you think you can or can't, you're right.
-Someone?
Even though we have seen it 100 times, this quote (0:40), that leads to one of the coolest scenes, was my dad's favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxaCa-hr8o
In this life, many things happen in which we play a shameful part. Those of us who are strong forgive ourselves and go on. The weak wallow in their shame and allow it to devour them.
the duchess of tamworth
Sometimes life throws you curve balls. What you do with those curve balls is you hit them out of the fuckin park!!!
You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates but when it comes to the end you have to let go.
-- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. ~Mark Twain
Beware the fury of the patient man
If I would have listened to the naysayers I would have still been in the Austrian alps yodeling
Arnold shwartzenneger
I like this one from the Ex-Governator.
You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.
karma might be a slow train, but she tears some shit up when she comes through