posted Thu, 09/12/2013 - 05:40
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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*
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Mike1982“Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out. They're fucking with the wrong person.” ― Robert Kirkman; revised by mike
“Fighting for peace, is like fucking for chastity” ― Stephen King
“My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.” ― Bette Davis
Girls who say "A lot of guys are after me" should keep in mind low prices attract lots of customers.
"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
- Bill Hicks
If a guy shaves his arms and legs; he will probobly shave his pussy too
My wife told me that when I said I was going to shave.
Anon"if they didnt have holes,you'd throw rocks at them"-straya!
In honor of all our female 'bro's' I offer Joan Crawford in "Mommy Dearest"
"Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGXe-x-E9g
I've often said this, well the "this ain't my first rodeo" part but had no idea where it came from. Funny what all I have learned on eroids lol
"I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly!"
-Winston Churchill
Mike1982One of my favorites. His response to Bessie Braddock for that question still, to this day, makes me laugh my ass off. How about this one...
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”
AnonThats a funny one, but I always thought that was a WC Fields line .
Well those two look alike to me anyway , I think them and Alfred Hitchcock could all be related