posted Thu, 09/12/2013 - 05:40
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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*
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Even a fool seems wise if he keeps his mouth shut
Proverbs
valhallas bestproverbs is my favortiiiiiite part of the bible, well the only one i read..
Hypocrites are offended by the truth...
He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort.
The mind of a wise man is the safest custody of secrets; cheerfulness is the key to friendship; patience and forbearance will conceal many defects.
(imam ali pbuh)
never mind me mate, never mind me
revenge85
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~Marilyn Monroe
“The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.”
― Voltaire
I love Voltaire! I read Candide in highschool as my first intro to the philosopher
The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
“It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.”
― William Arthur Ward
If you are caught unprepared by a sudden rainstorm, you should not run foolishly down the road or hide under the eves of houses. You are going to get soaked either way. Accept that from the beginning and go on your way. This way you will not be distressed by a little rain. Apply this lesson to everything. hagakure
i say this when i squat heavy now ;Fear is not real. It is a product of thoughts you create. Do not misunderstand me. Danger is very real. But fear is a choice.”
― Will Smith
Anon'i never did nothin to nobody'
-pizza
BigBmajG's^Ho's¥
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
-The sheriff in Blazing Saddles
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
Anon"If marital relations sour, one must be ready to take matters into hand directly."
"If my privates have been retired from active service, am I eligible for veterans' benefits?"
"If I can't think of it, and nobody else can think of it, it ain't gonna happen."
"If you hold sand too tightly in your hand it will run through your fingers."
Joni Mitchell
Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
Jim Carrey, me myself and Irene
Lol
AnonJame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
LMFAO!!
Oh another I have heard not sure who said it but "if you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got"
Education is important but big biceps are importanter
lol
"People who say they don't care what people think are desperate to make people think they don't care what people think"
-George Carlin
PAIN it may last a minute, it may last for an hour, a day or even a year. But Eventually it will subside and something else will take its place, But if I quit however, it will last forever!
Lance Armstrong
"Can you dig it, Can you dig it, CAN YOU DIG IT??!!"
-Cyrus
- 'The Warriors' (1979)
"Fuck off somewhere, I've got work to do!"
Cyrus: Nova Scotia trailer park..
AnonYou know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.
-Mr.lahey tpb
LOL..The shit barometer is on the rise!
AnonIts the winds of shit!
AnonRandy: "mr lahey is that vodka?"
Lahey: "131 proof, bud, straight up. Im fuckin wasted"
Lahey: "you dont cross my shit line. I dont cross your shit line"
Best show by FAR
RustyhookerNever trust anything that bleeds a week and lives.
That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Lmao!!
"If she can bleed, she can breed" ???lol
Anonif it bleeds... we can kill it.
Arnold vs predator.
valhallas bestif you scared, go to church bitch...
-snoop dogg
My favorite quote, that I use all the time is one I made up years ago.
"Truth, Good Or Bad, It Has To Be Told".
No matter what the subject, good or bad, if you say the truth, even if you know you're going to ruffle a few feathers with it, at least the recipient knows you are an individual who'll tell it how it is and not try to white wash the subject just to protect their feelings.
Not going to beat
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
For anything that fucks with you.....
Good timber does not grow with ease; the stronger the wind, the stronger the trees.
That should always remind you to hit it hard at the gym =)
valhallas bestwat da fuck dat mean? your going to have to break that shit down?
i kind of like this one!
“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” - Marilyn Monroe
Ppl always assume Marilyn was a dumb bimbo. She was probably the most ambitious , sharpest woman in her day!
Ace Ventura"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
-Ronald Reagan AKA Ronaldus Magnus
Our modern leaders could learn a lot from him if they weren't a bunch of stubborn, self centered, egotistical pricks.
"Suck my dick! " -Ron Jeremy.
Ron Jeremy? Or Bill Clinton lol
Mike1982HAHA Quick, decisive, to the point.....I like it!!!
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill
gotta admit i love his quotes oh and Teddy Roosevelt
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt