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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*

-Anonymous

SmanUrki's picture

So so true

aronl's picture

"If he dies, he dies"
Ivan Drago

Catalyst's picture

"If the shit fits, wear it" - The Blues Brothers.

aronl's picture

“There are people who make things happen, there are people who
watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what
happened."
Jim Lovell, US astronaut

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Nitti's picture

"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

FDR

superman75's picture

" truth will stand the test of time but lies will be exposed"

ShreddedCheddar's picture

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

-Clark Griswald

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Al Pacino "Any Given Sunday"

You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this.
in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know,
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?

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*"VIOLENCE IS THE LAST REFUGE OF THE INCOMPETENT" ~ isaac asimov

Nitti's picture

"People who say it CANNOT be done shouldn't interrupt those who are doing it."

UgtaBkdNme's picture

that's a good one

Nitti's picture

History is told through the eyes of the victor.

Bigman111's picture

" It's not about how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward"

Rocky balboa
Rest of the quote is good too but a lot of writing, also al Pacino- game of inches speech

Nitti's picture

We're all just dust in the wind

Pale's picture

“We Are Only As Good As Our Last Decision”

BULKING24's picture

The greeks invented sex
But the romans invented sex with a women Blum 3

cry_havoc's picture

"Gripes go up. They don't go down" Tom Hanks saving Private Ryan.

ANBRO's picture
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. ~Marilyn Monroe
ThePortugee's picture

"Those who know how to think need no teachers"-Gandhi

WINNING's picture

"All I got in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break either of 'em for nobody!" Chi chi, get the yayo mang!

thelawnking's picture

You can't shoot cannonballs out of a bb gun

kodiakGRRL's picture

**Dont write checks, that your ass can't cash

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cry_havoc's picture

"What's got two thumbs and loves blowjobs?...This guy!!!"

markymark's picture

"Grip it and rip it"

upndown's picture

"You can't win honor, but you can lose it" mike tyson

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GRIMEY's picture

"The gym is my church" - VIKING

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Genetix's picture

"It's better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one, than have and opportunity and not be prepared"

Nitti's picture

"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."

He was one of the most cynical bastards to walk the earth

"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to."

But he told it how it is.

"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it"

-George Carlin

Wildcats358's picture

I eat fig newtons by the sleeve. 2 sleeves is a serving size...

guitarplayer1's picture

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike. "

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it! "

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ANBRO's picture
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad. ~William Shakespeare
vhman's picture

“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.” Bill Cosby

Genetix's picture

"Failure is only an option for the ones willing to go beyond their limits, otherwise it's simply quitting"

Sum-yun'Gie

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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. -Marilyn Monroe

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Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile. -unknown

ShreddedCheddar's picture

We've got more work to do. -Kai Greene

Proper preparation prevents poor performance. -Unknown.

dudebro's picture

Is that what he told the grapefruit? lol