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Fall/Winter EBC Bulker 2013/14

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BOOM ITS BULK TIME!!!! Here we go Boyz & Gurlz, its finally time to get big again! No more booty shorts and half shirts walking through the mall for Ed with 6 inch spikes thank God!
Its Ed day instead of groundhog day. Once he packs away all tapioca puddin and hail damage hanging out of his shorts and slidez on his leggings and flannel duck dynasty shirt we know we can BEGIN THE BIG EATS! Goofy phuker and his aimless walk around the food court blowing a duckcall with a mouth and pocket full of cordog 7's finest with mustard all through his beard and intertwining nose hair! Makes me wanna thrkw up in my pants just thinking about it!

OK we've put it off long enough, the idea is bulk folks. That does not mean pork up so you appear to be wearing cammo at walmart blending in with the fattest laziest country on earth. It means big lifts, big kitchen but might wanna leave the twinkiez for the people parking in wheelchair spotz driving electric carts who have actually eaten their way to a handicap sticker and type 2 diabetes!

So for me i roll dirty in the first half of one of these often then clean and big to finish but clean and big the whole ride is not a bad thought either. By dirty i mean i have been known to eat a tub of ckttahe cheese over a day with my big eats and yes maybe even an ocassional pizza with all meat topping convincing myself "its carbs and protein right?" Lmao....well honestly the big clean route is the way to go even if you end up with a few cheat meals in the first half of the rjde.

I might say look back through our success storiez in the bulk comps and maybe get with some of those people and take some advice. I can think of one right off. Our own Shrapnel put a hardcore beatdown on the competition and if I remember right pulled on over 40 lbs and it was a nice 40 too! I still remember all the tears and crying by the competition and theif coaches. It wasba sad day for sportsmanship! Lmao

Alright lets do the dayum thang. Keep in mind...neither myself or Carlos want to yield 1000 pm's wifh your cry storiez about your baby momma or you're in the middle of a herpes breakout and scabbed up blah blah blah! If you can't follow the rules and meet the deadlines then you can't play!
If you have a question that is not answered in this thread..then the answer is NO! Lol

EBC Rules: 
  • Mutagenic.co
    5 Prop100
    5 Tren Ace
    5 Mast Prop100
    2 VAR 50x50mg
    1 PERFECT PCT

  • EliteAnabolX.com
    2 packs of orals - ur choice between Drol, Dbol, Winny, Var or Proviron
    4 bottles of Test E
    4 bottles of EQ
    4 bottles of Tren Ace
    1 pack of Adex
    2 packs of All in One PCT 1
    1 pack of Cialis
    1 pack of Viagra

  • MassRoids.com
    $200 Kalpa Pharmaceuticals products

  • KodiakQueen.com
    100 off 200 + dollar purchase to the top three

  • 101FitnessPharma.com
    £200 of store credit for the winner!

  • GymChemist.co
    $300 worth of product

  • Xroids.com
    $300 in products

  • TexxGears.eu
    $300 store credit - 1st place
    $200 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • RoidsSeek.Com
    $700 store credit to each winner

  • SwoleOil.com
    1 pack Anavar 100mg x 50 tablets
    1 vial Tren Ace100mg/100ml
    1 vial Test Prop100mg/50ml
    1 pack Prami 1mg x 50 tablets
    2 packs Aromasin 12.5 mg x 50 tablets
    1 pack pct blend 76.25mg x 50 tablets

  • MuscleDevelop.co
    £300 store credit to the winner
    £200 to second place
    £100 to third

  • Steroidforyou.com
    $400 store credit - 1st place
    $300 store credit - 2nd place
    $200 store credit - 3rd place

  • LegitAnabolics.net
    3 boxes Nolvadex 30tabs 10mg
    2 boxes Bayer Shering Proviron 20tabs 25mg
    2 boxes Sopharma Clenbuterol 50tabs 20mcg
    100tabs 10mg Dianabol Vermodje
    100tabs 10mg Stanozolol Vermodje
    10ampules Galenika Test e
    10ampules Norma Test e
    10ampules Omnadren 250 (Sustanon) 250mg/ml
    10ml Vermodje Test p 100mg/ml

  • RealRoids.com
    $200 store credit - 1st place
    $150 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • BalkanPharm.com
    300$ Balkan Pharmaceuticals products for the winner

  • MusclePharmacy.co.uk
    1st $300 Order any product
    2nd $200 Order any product
    3rd - 5th $100 Order any product

  • Androboy.net
    1st Place: $200 credit for orals
    2nd Place: $400 credit for injectables
    3rd Place: $400 credit,
    1 of each oral,
    3 of each 10ml injectable

  • AnabolicPharma-eu.com
    10vials 10ml asia pharma

  • Trustedanabolicsolutions.NET
    3 Test-E,P,C
    3 x Tren-A &,E
    3 x T.A.S.- BOL (125mg Tren-A, 75mg test-Prop
    3 month supply of our best selling Advanced Organ Armour

  • DrMusclePharmaceuticals.com
    £200 store credit

EBC Donors: 

One pic of you and a current USA today in both open and closing pics.

  • Front Double Bi
  • Front lat spread
  • Back double bi
  • Back lat spread
  • Most Musclular
  • One pic of choice
  • One pic you in it with your USA Today with open and close pics

No pic doctoring , air brushing , altering of any sort and if caught you will be disqualfied and BANNED!!!
Again, a 7th pic with USA today and some body present will be required for opening and closing pics.Remember, full body (head to toe) present in pose shots, all of them.Make sure the lighting and background are the same for the opening pics and the closing pics and have the same pose for opening and closing as well.....again, all 6 required core pics.

**OK so we know.....a lot of questions around bulking and what is it. No, it is not just who hainsd the most. If you gain 20 lbs and there is nice recomp and the weight is distributed equally showing nice proportion etc, you will beat the guy who gained 50 lbs ,no quality, no proportion etc. QUALITY IS KING! Getting fat is not bulking its porking, this is not a porker. **

Follow the compettion rules, give me 6 poses with one extra pic containing the USA Today (6 pics total).
Give me a brief yet precise description of your cycle and goal and then BOOM, GET TO WORK!!!

Opening pics deadline will be November 15th at 11.59 pm CST.
Closing pics must be identical to opening and deadline is 11.59 pm January 31st 2014 CST

gbpns's picture

hahaha thats epic im jealous ....LOL

gbpns's picture

wow feeling sensitive today? first off i did nothing directly to you and last i checked the source was also talking to me on the thread so i CAN put my 2 cents . and i would never intentionally mess up any type of sponsorship for anybody also i said nothing to undermine your attempt to get sponsored .. pls refer this thread to the mods if you like .. if not pump the breaks bro its not that serious were here to support each other my apologies if you got offended in any way that wasn't the intention . but saing things like "lucky this isnt a in person event , take that how you want to ...but dont ever get involved with my business like that again ".come on man were grown men

Gorillafit's picture

Hey Bro, I think that was a joke on me? But thanks for calling me the bigger guy! LOL ;-P

Gorillafit's picture

Taller maybe? I'll get bigger though, just gotta eat my spinach! LOL ;-P

gbpns's picture

if by spinach you mean half the elements on the periodic table via intreamuscular injection then yes spinach will work and where can i get said spinach ??

Gorillafit's picture

Don't be fooled, all the gear in the world won't do shit if you don't feed it!

gbpns's picture

truer words rarely spoken

gbpns's picture

pls dont feed into his delusions of granger LOL he will never get better like that @Gorillafit :-p

gbpns's picture

golden like german golden showers?? umm no LOL if you mean are we good hell yea bro... no worries and i didnt actually pm the source i was just talking shit to Gorillafit .. belive me bro i have no clout im a small fish in a big pond

gbpns's picture

exactly bro

gbpns's picture

buhahaha hormonal newly dumped bird hahahaha thats great ah at the end of the day imo of course if i were in you shoes i would brows the list maybe send a few pms feel ppl out and pick someone who i feel is both deserving and commited to the cause ... id just keep in mind something my mother told me ... "never ever lend any amount of $ you cant afford to lose" meaning if i were to sponsor someone and they bent me over the table yea id be mad but it wouldnt be a loss because thats $ i wasnt counting on on any way .. any way i think you should sponsor someone the feild this ebc looks real good the woman are a great option low risk and they can make the most visible changes and if they make great changes its gonna reflect in business .. eh think about it... who am i but a lowly 19karma having 2month membership carrying candy ass skinny fat guy with tattoos haha

Gorillafit's picture

candy ass skinny fat guy with tattoos

Those are the ones with the most potential change. Look at me! LOL ;-P
This site and these EBCs have taught me how to move 30-40 lbs either way in a couple months!
Get yours Bro!

gbpns's picture

doing my best with what i got brother .. thanx for the motivation i appreciate it ... and your a beast did some stalking lol deff wanna see your end result

only1cat's picture

Uh I don't have a belly full of pizza it's full of new York strip n broccoli but I can order pizza if that helps Lmao

bodyanabolics's picture

ha ha brilliant

only1cat's picture

Did I miss the party? I'm a cheap date lol

mwagner630's picture
gbpns's picture

take a # LOL :-p

Gorillafit's picture

I'll take #1!

gbpns's picture

you would ha

Gorillafit's picture

Off to the Gym! Back and Bi's tonight.
Gonna take a measurement on Mrs.Fit tonight I know her Bi's are over 13" now.
Update 12 3/4" left, 12 1/2" right!!!

only1cat's picture

Not far off from 13" damn good!

Gorillafit's picture

Bro she's 5'1, we have a son as old as some of you guys, and by the time this is over, she'll be bigger than some of the contestants! The girl is driven!

only1cat's picture

I wish my wife had the same passion!

Gorillafit's picture

Maybe she does? You ever work out together? Bring her up slow, if you make the routine so hard she's in pain for a week she won't wanna do it again. Take beginning and during pics. Once she sees the changes she'll be hooked, Mrs.Fit kicks my ass in endurance!

only1cat's picture

She flat out refuses to go to the gym with me. She never has and probably never will. I have for 5 years asked her to go with me. Strange yes but it's just how she is I try and deal with the strange it's hard sometimes. But then again it wouldn't be marriage if you didn't want to take some bad with the good.

bigJOHNstud's picture

my wife drives me nuts... but she has a vagina and i reeeeaaaly reeeeaaaaaly like vagina so it evens out.

only1cat's picture

Yeah va-jay, Jay it keeps me going!

SquirrelNutz's picture

My wife was the same way. She got into CrossFit a couple of years ago and loves it. She hardly misses a day and is usually walking around pissed off if she does. She started doing it with her friend (that hated the gym also), they just had to find their own niche I guess.

only1cat's picture

I wish, she has great genetics & potential to really do great as a body builder More so than what I do. She lacks the discipline and hates working with anyone to point her in the direction. So aside from her little home routine I don't know what direction she may choose.

SquirrelNutz's picture

Idk. Something will eventually jar something else and motivate her. Have you always been fit? Or did something happen to motivate you? I let myself get in really bad shape after being down with a back injury a few years back. (You saw my recent post 18 months ago before eroids). My motivation was my wife getting in shape. Women that work out like men that work out, bottom line. My wife's motivation was overhearing some smart mouth teenager at Disney in line behind her commenting on the shorts she was wearing. It was a chain reaction, caused by that comment that bettered both of us. Lol, I just want to say thanks to that smart mouthed teen.

only1cat's picture

No it took about 3 years of meth use to get me to realize that I was killing myself. I was 168lb in 2003 sickly strung out and in trouble. I decided that was not how I wanted to live my life. So I started working out quit smoking and moved a different direction. I haven't looked back on that life since. I have however dabbled with aas since 08.

SquirrelNutz's picture

See man, everybody needs a motivator. She'll find hers eventually. Just gotta be patient, cause if you push too hard it will just make her more reluctant. One thing I've learned about women, everything from workout schedules to threesomes, it has to be her idea if she's going to do it.

only1cat's picture

3 some now we're talking that's the 1 thing I have no problem with!

Gorillafit's picture

Careful bro, once she goes kitty she may not come back! LOL ;-P

only1cat's picture

Oh no it's quite a treat. Wait uh that's what I heard (cough cough clears throat)

SquirrelNutz's picture

Wow, you guys are easy to sidetrack.

Gorillafit's picture

How's that working out with the testicles?
Mrs.Fit would just take mine and put them in an old sock if I said that.

Gorillafit's picture

I live by HCG! I still use that chinese stuff everyone said was no good and my balls are round and full in a couple weeks. I guess I shouldn't wait till they get small and mushy but I read if you use HCG too much your body doesn't respond to it anymore?

Gorillafit's picture

The ones I posted the preg test on work good for me Batch 201202031. I been using the ones I got from the other source too both work.

Gorillafit's picture

Was that after the Prostate exam, cause that's to be expected! LOL ;-P

only1cat's picture

Um I think I might pass on this advice as much as I trust you, her holding a knife over top of me while I sleep keeps flashing in my mind if I was to try this. Lol