+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT
Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.
So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.
This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.
So, you give:
Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.
In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.
Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.
Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help
The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol
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RustyhookerAnother stickfigure. But goddammit...he is godlike. Lol. Started at 150 pounds
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/6-weeks-in-qu...
For anyone that hasn't seen it, I urge you to read the following:
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/what-kind-of-cyc...
My comment within the thread is one of my less subtle ones. I believe this sums up the trap many, particularly youngsters, fall into these days. "What do I have to take to look like this go". Try to get past the initial ridiculousness if that question, the underlying issue is that's how many approach it these days. It's also why we see so many light, poorly developed physiques that have already run a boat load of fear to achieve very little.
Years of solid nutrition, pain, blood, sweat and tears. Then, justmaybe, gear.
Rustyhookerhttps://www.eroids.com/forum/general/introduction/new-to-this-board-0#co...
RustyhookerRead this guys cycle.....and he's worried about the high use. Smh.....
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/3-questions-abou...
Rustyhookerhttps://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/need-advice-only...
Dude needs catalyst
Rustyhooker7 week pct followed by a big cycle for a drug tested competition and wants to try and bypass detection.
Smh....
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/tne-pulse#com...
RustyhookerRead this crap.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/test-cyp...-not-test-cyp...-tren#comment-234...
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/any-input-on-thi...
Another winner! 5'10", 170, no BF listed. Ran many cycles and now wants to run test, tren and mast ( all e of course). May throw in some T3 and clen for a cherry on top!
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/how-to-run-cycle-safely-decatesttren
If at first you don't succeed...
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/how-to-run-cycle-safely-decatesttren-0
Shame he doesn't put the same effort into eating and lifting....
RustyhookerMust see this...
https://www.eroids.com/pics/cycle-2#comment-2337240
. Dr_Robotnik 32 minutes ago @Rustyhooker
Im 6' and 73kgs currently this will be my second cycle aiming for 85kgs
I just yelled at him and he deleted the thread. LMFAO
Exactly like the guy I told yesterday not to run two orals and to change his doses slightly to get better results.....I call him "recomp guy". He got upset I had not answered his question and given him a completely different cycle but he was not asking about that. Something about his compounds, esters and duration been set to his preferences. I laughed and before I could comment post is deleted. Why post up a cycle if you don't want advice. Sigh!
They don't want guys like you and me reading them the riot act. These kids obviously had terrible parenting and no real male father image either. I have two boys and I will make sure they turn into real men. These kids are pansies.
RustyhookerDeleted means....fu im running this. He'll be back broken. Ugh.....
I wish I posted hos full deca dbol followed by weeks of cut stack cycle.
Deca dbol followed by a tren cut. At 160lbs. I love these kids man.
How cute. He deleted the thread!
RustyhookerCan lead a horse to water.....lol. frustrating. ..
Oh I missed it. Could have done with yet another stick with no base running gear. Never see anything else now.....
Rustyhooker6 ft at 150....this was to b we his 2nd cycle....
This has now become the "typical steroid user". I'm starting to lose the plot with these fools. I really am.
RustyhookerMillennials. The give me now generation. With tv heroes that are 6ft tall 160 "shredded" like hugh jackman. Dude falls over in a stiff breeze.
Even at the hardest of hardcore gyms where I have trained, guys are always welcoming to a kid just starting out. The kid is just learning how to lift and how to eat and because he's small and in his prime growing years, there isn't any discussion of gear. He's respected. We all remember the beginning.
But, like you say, that natural order of things at the gym is getting torched with these kids looking to gear up. We all busted our assess to put muscle on and these kids think they are gonna take a shortcut. Now, the kid, instead of being respected by the bigger guys, when he approaches one of us for gear advice, he is thought of as a little punk. I mean you can feel the anger and hostility in the whole interaction. It's just a shame. So instead of the kid eventually finding a mentor among the gym vets who takes a little more time with him, like being his big bro at the gym, we all just want to boot these little ass wipes out on the street.
And, to be perfectly honest, I would like to just boot these same little ass wipes off this website but I certainly recognize as just a regular member here that that is not my place.
JohnnyMac010I couldn't agree more with you. As a Millenial myself (Age 23), I look toward the vets for guidance and mentorship. This site, among others, has helped me tremendously in staying safe on and off gear. Now that being said, I'm in my second cycle in the past 4 years.
My first one, was a disaster. 19yr old, 6' 165 lbs. Now i ended up gaining 27 lbs that cycle. Sounds pretty awesome right? Wrong. There's one area i screwed up on....
PCT. What the hell is a PCT? That was my thoughts back then. And who did i have to lean on? Shit, i had no idea what i was doing. I my estrogen levels had to have been so high at the end of my cycle.
Two weeks after my cycle, i just stopped going to the gym. Boom, done. I had zero desire to go lift. I wonder why.... My estrogen was making me feel like a bitch, and i had no PCT to kick my natural test back online. You can imagine, it was rough few months after that.
I lost all 27 lbs in about 6 months. and since then, I've made it up to 200lbs as of yesterday.
Moral of the story, if i had utilized sites like this, with experienced vets like some of you, I probably would have never started, or at least would have been prepared. This time around, you could probably call me a well-educated rookie in the field, as I've spent countless hours on these forums learning from people like you. So don't push the young guys away, we need your help.
That's the reverse side of the coin, limits what guys like you get due to a negative perception which is a shame. It's not just young guys to be fair, there's guys in their 39's and 40's running tren who look like they never been in the gym. Definitely not just you young guys.
All I can say is that if you're here to learn, there's loads of guys including myself that will give you all the time you want.
I think the tolerance for the guys in their 30's and 40's that look like toothpicks who run gear is way less than for teenagers and guys in their early 20's who wanna start lifting that start messing with steroids.
I have a few places where I train. In one of them I am definitely the "gym monster" on top of the pecking order pyramid so I kinda set the tone. I have learned how to make the older Skeletor guys getting all Trenned up super uncomfortable and unwelcome. Once the other guys watch me single a guy out for ejection from the club, they all follow my lead. Doesn't take too long and the jerk will never want to train there again. The owners don't throw a fit cause I've brought them way more business that more than compensates for purging the place of these worthless douchebags on occasion. The kids are easily mislead so as annoying as premature gear use is, they are still young guys and I can cut them a little slack, but the older guys - I have nothing but contempt for that.
I'd agree with that, I'm less helpful both here and in the gym than I used to be. Shame, I'm not naturally that way inclined.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/pharmacom-cycle-first-cycle-in-10yrs
Another hard gainer needing close to a gram of gear to go from 130-170.
RustyhookerAnother magic pill kid.
My favourite quote in a long time:
We have another one of these magicians here. Cat, maybe you should take some of his wisdom and apply it!
RustyhookerOh jeeze....lol
No better time to start than the foreseeable future (maybe). ;-)
This might get taken down with source names in it but it is a masterpiece of utter and complete stupidity.
"5 foot 7. 200.. good bit of muscle got some fat on me but not horribly. Got t3 and clen to handle that... this is actually my 2nd cycle but someone snatched my juice 7 wks in. Couldnt get more but thankfully got some pcts.... anyways im plannimg on frontloading 1000mg then 500 there after for 12 wks. I have 15 50mg winny tabs for nearing the end. Getting an ai and then nolva clomid for pct.... also have 25 10mg anavars figure id try em out towards the end with the winny.....
Any suggestions on anything else i can add on? I dont want deca as in i dont need bulk. I need cut hard muscle... considered tren but i dont think im ready for that just yet... any advice??? Also anyone have an opinion on censored labs? Quality gear correct? Should be here in one week...
Any advice on better pct and also what more i could add on for good hard muscle and perhaps something thats help me with cardio. Been smoking for 15 yrs. Just bought a vape to stop smoking but my lungs r pretty fucked. I can.run a mile but i get winded as fuck. So thats big if theres anything i can use to help cardio... id appreciate all kinds of input
Thanks peoples... oh.btw. trained off.n on.for yrs. Past month ive just.done calysthenics and.jogging to.get myself rdy.and for the cycle. Muscle memory came back pretty quick"
TRULY HARD TO BEAT THIS!
RustyhookerJust.....wow
RustyhookerNewb catfishing. And a self proclaimed coach telling catfish newb to start hcg 2 weeks PRIOR to cycle start and run it til pct. Smh....
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/would-this-base-...
Had more fun with this one than i thought I would:
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/test-e-tren-a-an....
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/equipose#comment...
25 years old 170lb cutting on test and EQ having run var for 5 weeks and winny for 3 - so 8 weeks in total so far. Wants to know when the EQ will kick in. No blood work and not worried about liver becaus var is "mild" and he's never drunk alcohol a day in his life. SMFH!!!
Deleted posts and aged 3 years in less than 24 hours but back again. I'm calling kid - https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/second-cycle-8
It's like a moron convention around here at the moment. Where do we find these people?
RustyhookerComplete morons. Half the twits are retreads.
High school, or whatever the fuck you call it across the pond
Tell me about it. I'm feeling very old and wise at the moment ;-)
But we are just a bunch of dumb meatheads that would never be able to figure this out.
Me dum dum ;-)
Read down - https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/eddie1977
First cycle oral only stack of var, winny and epistane. No test, no liver support, no blood work, high protein diet with low water intake. No research. OP experiencing leg cramps and wonders why. SMFH!!!
Maxed out his natural potential, can't gain any more so had to cycle.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/my-progress-so-far-5-years-into-training
But it's so hard to eat more than 3500 calories bro. Why should I bother when I can just ran a massive stack....drugs over food anyday.....smh!
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/10-week-test-...
I thought I'd submit this BS
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