+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT
Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.
So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.
This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.
So, you give:
Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.
In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.
Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.
Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help
The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol
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Title: First Time Cycle
I added this here before it "disappears" as these things sometimes do.
dickjuiceHahahaha sorry can't stop laughing
Well gearhead its obviously bunk! Shoot i gained 15 pounds in my first 3 days!
Ya noid it's gotta be bunk I was basically looking like coleman by the end of week 1. That trebalone even turned me black.
New compound, then mixed with Melanotan.......
AnonA all research Chem cycle and a boat load of tribulus and methyl 1d
AnonThat's some weak shit man you should have added more compounds
I see there has been an influx of first cycles with tren in. I would link them but I'm too lazy ;)
First cycle, 21, take a look.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/testdecadbol#comment-1942058
What a mess! That's another winner for the week.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/cutting-considering-lowered-doses#comm...
I'm not gonna let this one slip by.
The guy is 20 years old.
Cycle layout
Week Test prop Tren Mast Anadrol Winstrol
1 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
2 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
3 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
4 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
5 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
6 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
7 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
8 50mg ed 75mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
9 75mg ed 100mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
10 75mg ed 100mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
11 75mg ed 100mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
12 75mg ed 100mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
13 75mg Ed 100mg Ed 75 mg ed 100mg ed
14 75mg Ed 100mg ed 75mg ed 100mg ed
240lbs
6'3
14% bf
test dbol, test deca dbol
Cut to at least 8% body fat and gain lbm.
I am on HRT and have a coach.
2.5 letro Ed
0.5 prami Ed
I will start be using blue tops For at least 6 months 4iu
T3 150, clen 160, dnp for 2-3 weeks 500mg
I've been advised to use 500mg deca for joint pain.
That's fuckinf insane. It has every fuck up I'm 1 cycle. 20 on gear, 20 using tren, running 20 19-nors, 20 on hrt, now if t3 isn't enough he's got clen, an if clen and t3 isn't enough he's using poison dnp. Holy shit man. That's what it takes for a 20 year old to get lean?
I think we found a winner.
This weeks shiny medal on its way for this one. As sad as this is, nothing surprises me anymore.
Especially dislike the T3 / clen / DNP part. This kid is playing Russian roulette here.
a few kids at my gym rave about DNP. I dont even bother chime in cus they seem so set on how it will make you look lik zyzz or whatever his name is. But the funny thing is that they all weigh around 150-170 at like 5'10-6'
Apparently it's a big thing in the young gay community over here. Ties in with what you posted about young skinny lads.
If I see anyone selling it around my gym they're gone.
AnonSo it will make you look like a corpse? Guess they are on to something ;)
This is a real winner. If true, it's very sad that a "coach" has lead him down this path and that he's willing ambulated along.
I'm just curious as to how many of these fuckers have actual coaches, and how many throw that terminology in as if it somehow legitimizes their claims by adding authority into it.
It wouldn't surprise me if his coach was his 20 year old gym partner
You'd be surprised just how many of these so called "coaches" throw stuff around like this. If you're going to spend moved on expertise, they need to have experience and knowledge. Many have neither.
I have been watching a "coach" fuck up a young kid out of our gym. Lucky the coach is at a different gym or I would have already confronted the piece of shit. This kid for his first cycle was given Test/Deca and Dbol at relatively high dosage, no AI, no anti prolactin on hand, no fucking bloods for that matter. This kid was shredded and looking great natty, now he is a moon face.. SMFH
I knew that there were frauds in the coaching industry, I just didn't know how pervasive it was. Maybe it's my naivety that is responsible, but one would think anyone hiring a coach would at least take the time to look into whatever they are recommending, and into credentials. Competing once as an amateur doesn't count... I shit you not there is one person in the gym I attend that brings their own trainer, and this guy was literally reading exercises off an app, and then mimicking the how to video on it. To me that would immediately set off a bullshit alarm, but then again, I tend to use my brain more often than the typical American...
There were a couple of PT's like that at my gym. That was until I purchased it. They're no longer training people there for some reason.....
Whatever could that reason be? Must've been a family emergency.
AnonI stayed at a holiday inn express last night, does that count?
My condolences. I hate the way they're all exactly the same no matter where you are.
AnonYeah, and they all smell the same too. Its a mix of cheap hooker, mildew, depression and zoo dirt.
AnonThe link I posted was him as well, he took it down and reposted this. Just sad.
Game on sir game on
Anonhttps://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/14-week-cut#comment-1939405
19 years old
Anon19 years ago my first cycle was
Nandrolone Decanoate 400 mg per week
And androstene
I didn't know I was suppose to run test with it but I found out the hard way.... I did gain a good amount on this cycle but my dick didn't work right and I just thought that's how steroids did you.... Boy have I learned a lot since then I look back and laugh at some of the shit I've done
Does anybody remember Androstene back in the Day
Mark McGuire was on that shit when he broke the home run record
AnonI remember when that shit was in a transdermal gel. When i was overseas all my buddies were bathing in that shit lol.
AnonYea it was a bad idea.... Folks never want to run nandrolone on a first nor second cycle 19nors shut you down pretty hard... Run it later
AnonI was planning to run npp with my sust cycle but then decided against it. I doubt I will ever run deca, maybe tren someday but thats still a few years off, if ever. The older I get the less I want to deal with possible harsh sides/recovery with 19 nor.
I get great results with different test esters, mast, eq, bold cyp, proviron, tbol, anavar. Not all in the same cycle lol but its usually some sort of combination of those compounds. I can bulk, cut, whatever with those drugs just fine, all it takes is tweaking my diet and training to my specific goals.
This is a winner.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/advanced-cutting...
The OP wants to lose 1/2 pound of fat per week for 20 weeks. To accomplish a 10 lb. loss of fat he is proposing a full on BB show prep protocol.
Drats, he took it down. Next time I will include the OP post.
A contender perhaps?
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/testdecaeqvar-cycle
This is becoming my all time favorite thread. I've chocked on my food a couple of times already and taken my shake down my windpipe. LMFAO I know it's the dark side of my personality showing but this is prime time entertainment, dang, really it is.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/1st-cycle-new-lifter-insane-results#co...
Looks like I win again wow let's hope this kid a troll
Gone by the look of it. Sounds like I missed a treat?
Let's say he weighted 150 pounds running slin among other things smh
There are a couple around like that except they're 6'1+ barely breaking 200 lbs and running slin and growth along with everything else along with the kitchen sink.
This kid weighted 156 pounds and his first cycle u was using slin wtf. Among bout another six things.
There's a lot in that category on here running slin. Vike and I were talking about it recently.
Fucking ridiculous isn't it? Barely looking natural yet pumping hormones by the turkey baster . bunch of cunts.
Sounding more like me every post there MrT.............. lovin it
Its just getting old. Some much drug use , so little muscle tissue. So much talking such little dedication to the kitchen and the gym.smfh people trying to use PEDs to get into shape instead of being in shape before they use them.
I was talking to a guy in my hotel on holiday, complaining he just couldn't get any bigger than he was (5-10, 200lbs ish). Talked about what he ate etc, then he and his family joined us for dinner a couple of nights later. This was a buffet style restaurant by the way, protein free for all! My evening meal was a large bowl of spaghetti bolognese followed by two steaks with potatoes and broccoli, followed by a load of sushi. His dinner, one chicken great, potatoes and mixed veg. He couldn't believe what I ate, but was even more shockef when my mrs told him I would be hungry and eating again in two hours.
"I can't get any bigger"......
Gotta love all inclusive holiday buffets ;-)
Loads my plate up full of all sorts of meats then a plate of carbs and a couple ice creams for after a too lol
lol.... i just had a weird thought about a bunch of us lot hitting an all inclusive hotel............ holy shit they would have to ship food in by the truck load by the hour to satisfy lol
I see them as a challenge to get value for my money. I'm not a drinker, (think I had three beers on holiday which is about my usual annual intake), so what I don't drink I have to make up for in food.
I once managed to gain 16lbs in two weeks at an all inclusive ;)