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+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT

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Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.

So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.

This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.

So, you give:

Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.

In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.

Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.

Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help

The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:

https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol

ash48's picture

Lol yeah, we would cause them to go bankrupt lol...

Gotta get ya money's worth ;-)

Eroids holiday group, a yearly eat off at a random hotel every year.

Funny

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tonytulo's picture

Lmfao. Food the most anabolic substance known to ma . Amazes me how guys don't get that. I don't tslk to anyone when we leave the house I just ignore them and their stupid comments, stories and antics . my wife gets sucked in tho lol.

The Impastable's picture

Because they're invincible brah...

Catalyst's picture

To take a different path, have a look at this one.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/doubt-from-a-new...

My first reaction, "here we go again". Too much gear, doesn't eat, steroids will solve it all etc etc. But look how it turns out. With some good teamwork we can help this guy and get him on a decent path rather than the disaster he was about to have. Takes the critique for what it is, soaks it up and learns.

The clowns that start off with their huge stacks and the "I'm doing it anyway" routine can learn from this lad. He can take up as much of my time as he likes with his positive attitude and we'll pile the muscle onto him. I wonder who will hit their goals faster, him or them?

cry_havoc's picture

This was an incredibly constructive thread for this young man and he will benefit from it. Sadly he is part of the 10% of the guys that come here looking for advice that is actually willing to listen and try what we offer.

That 10% is the reason I keep coming back and offering advice.

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Catalyst's picture

I'm guessing he deleted it. Abbreviated version, 52wks (yes you did read that correctly), 20wks of high dose tren, 20 wks of two orals. I seriously hope he was taking the piss. Wasn't a kid either, his profile said he was 30.....

PIN_CUSHION's picture

One cycle a year, seems safe to me..... Right?

cry_havoc's picture

I once did a whole year on Cybergenix! I was the shit!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I was did a year on Suzy!!....... never complained but walked like John Wayne for 3mths after Smile

vhman's picture

Spot on! ;-)

cry_havoc's picture

Yep! You win!

The Impastable's picture

Is anyone else as baffled as I am, that given the GIGANTOFUCKINGNORMUS wealth of information on the forum and a PM away from a vet, the amount of stupid fucking people/cycles keeps growing?

gqelite's picture

March madness/spring break... Every kid that just got to college that's been eating ramen and hot dogs wants to be jacked like they were junior of HS

Catalyst's picture

Is that what causes it? There's always a bunch of it at this time of year.

gqelite's picture

It seems logical. Age references might be off. hell summer is 2-3 months away depending on how far south you live.

Catalyst's picture

Give it another year or two and you'll just accept it......

vhman's picture

Utter laziness and a high level of stupidity and hard-headedness.

crazymofo's picture

X2 on that one. He just edited and confirmed he is just doing tren solo.

Also, he apparently really likes x-men.

vhman's picture

Lol!

Catalyst's picture

I'll be keeping an eye on that one. Strong contender for sure.

The Impastable's picture

Well. I'm putting in my submission.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/testtrendeca

God save the queen.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

I agree........ dude wont listen to no man!

Catalyst's picture

I foresee a post in a few weeks along the lines of "I'm knee deep in shit"

The Impastable's picture

I'll be surprised if he's still friends with his pecker by then... But hey, at least the gains are unreal right?

Catalyst's picture

I can understand why ;)

wolverinewannabe's picture

Heres my submission of the day - even if I cant win...

https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/is-this-an-ok-fi...

Catalyst's picture

I've commented in here, interested to see how it pans out as thus far he seems to sidestep what's been said.

redmenace117's picture

I think he read what everyone said and was like.. fuck it.. YOLO!

Catalyst's picture

Probably.

9/10 have already made up their mind and just dig their heels in when they think we're being critical. Reality is I don't care if you run it or not, but when you've built no base you'll be disappointed, I've seen it so many times as I'm sure have many of you guys. You can only advise and let them make their own minds up.....

vhman's picture

I think we can all deal with horrible cycles, IF the OP is willing to learn and adjust. It's the sidestepping and cosign approval that drives us nuts. If you're not willing to research and learn, why ask in the first place? Rhetorical of course...

Catalyst's picture

Absolutely. I spent some time helping this guy out last night.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/1st-time-tren-e

End result is he's on the right track now after a bad idea and a history of poorly set up cycles. He came on here asking for advice, which we gave him. He took the critique on the chin like a big boy so I'll help they as much as I can. A lot of people just can't take constructive criticism for what it is.

cry_havoc's picture

I followed that post and you're right. He took it well and came back open minded and receptive. As a result he gained a great coach!

vhman's picture

This is what bothers me the most. Anyone that comes here and is open, willing to do some research and learn, can gain so much! Tons of guys willing to share and help at anytime. But far too often, people just want to throw that in the garbage and continue to act a fool... Simply doesn't compute.

Catalyst's picture

I think it's often the case in life, people take criticism personally rather than for what it is. Distinguish between the two. I've had a meeting this morning where I've basically been beaten by every single one of our exec team from every angle because we cocked something up. I don't like it, but the fact is we cocked it up! It's my department, so it's my fault, so I take the kicking not throw my toys out of the pram for being picked on.

Life's tough, get a helmet.

wolverinewannabe's picture

Youre exactly right. Thats the only reason I posted the link here. Op was sidestepping and didnt even seem to read the comments. When an op is told his post is in error and he backs up and is respectful and thankful for the help, its no longer a dumb cycle. Just a bad idea that got abandoned.

wolverinewannabe's picture

Wonder where he copied and pasted from??

rolltide3's picture
Catalyst's picture

Winner for last week. Added up top. Rolltide3 wins, well, sod all to be honest.

Makwa's picture

I would definitely second that as the winner!

rolltide3's picture

Unfortunately I did win. I was hoping he was a troll but I honestly think he's that young and dumb

Makwa's picture

I can't believe this shit. All of this knowledge at there fingertips and they come up with this. SMH!!

rolltide3's picture

We all do dumb things I still do but Damn this young man is in for a hurting