+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT
Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.
So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.
This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.
So, you give:
Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.
In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.
Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.
Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help
The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol
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lol....... im holding back with the cossing bro, dont want banning until i said hello to everyone lmao!
PM box is keeping me fkn busy so far bro....... typing finger is going phucking numb!! lol
Tell suze thanks for letting u off the chain so u could come back to eriods lol. Have u already competed this year?
Shit bro....... i have a serious story to tell about whats been happening lately but bear with me, ive done nothing but type for the past few hours... but you will be upto speed soon no worries
Oh sorry I hope I didn't hit a nerve or say something stupid if I did my bad and I apologize and I can only imagine how many pm u have had
Welcome back. Missed my chance to originally absorb all I could from you being a lurker, but I fully intend on taking advantage now, considering you're pretty much the God of eroids.
Great to see you back Vike!!!
Thankyou brother..... got some serious thread reading to do to get back upto speed with whats going on here........... might just spend the next few hours on the scroll function lol
please update your stats before you give out the most dangerous substance cycle like that one. You know the rules! Welcome back. Wanted to get that in before your fan club drowns me out LOL.
Done!........... dont wanna break no rules now do i ;/
As always a pleasure. Good to see you back in action.
No fuckijg way the man himself is back!! Hope you're here to stay, and enjoyed your little vacation. I was getting worried id never hear from you again.
But I been hearing this more and more, can I seriously just pin another gram of gear and not have eat like an monster anymore?? I'm dead serious I'm really sick of eating
This is why I love the Viking! Gear without food is a waste anyway!! My breakfast today... 8oz pork loin, 4 whole eggs, 4oz of oats, 1 slice 15 grain toast, 10oz glass of 2% milk.
I could probly submit my first posted cycle here as one of the dumbest ever, but I was so embarassed I deleted it...
That's a breakfast.
I have two breakfasts. "Pre breakfast" and then "proper breakfast". My wife tells me that's greedy :0
She doesn't understand, my lady scoffs at me as well... I have to set alarms to wake up to eat, or as she calls it, "being an asshole and waking her up".
They don't get it. Mine also doesn't understand "pre lunch" at 10.30, "lunch lunch" at 12.30 and 2nd lunch at 2.30.
My 8 year old daughters teacher asked her how much food I eat after parents evening. Her answer, "everything. And he steals stuff off mine and mummy's played too". (I deny the last part, I was merely "cleaning").
AnonYou also forgot brunch ;)
Thanks a snack. It's an unwritten meal.
AnonWhat is this 'snack' you speak of?
Anything less than 500cals comes into the snack category. When bulking, you don't add them to your daily totals, they're like stretches between meals.
AnonGuess I love me some snacks then lol. Its pretty bad when the only way you measure time is how long until you can eat again.
Btw for brunch isn't tea and crumpets popular. What in the hell is a crumpet lol?
Crumpet = One of these. You're not missing out on much. I don't do tea, I prefer coffee. In definitely in the minority over here.
Looks like that goop I stick into the toilet bowl to clean it.
Lol it looks a deformed waffle.
AnonIt looks like a burnt sponge
Glad our meal plans looks the same.
Breakfast at 7, second breakfast at 10, lunch at 1, second lunch at 4, dinner at 6-7, second dinner at 9-10 (post gym), supper at 12, sleep aid at 2...
And of course it's cleaning! Makes dishwashing much easier! They should be thankful we are taking the time to assist in making their lives easier! Ever since I moved out, whenever I visit my parents I ask them what their excuse is for keeping the fridge empty now, since before they always blamed me for "disposing of its contents"... BEt it's those damn vacations they go on twice or thrice a year now...
My second breakfast is a shake. I know its not ideal, but in 7 meals I only do 2 shakes. But I really like a big breakfast with lots of protein, some fat (probly too much) and clean carbs. Nothing processed. Its hard for me to eat much for awhile, but I took uncle vike's advice and I can sip that shake!
Sipping that wet protein is crucial for best assimilation bro........... i preach this fact constantly when i see the folks chugging it down in a matter of seconds..... all i see with that speed drinking approach is good cash going down the shitter......... chugging down a shake with maybe 30grams of protein in it may give the user a 2/3% assimilation ratio.... whereas sipping that badboy ups the assimilation ratio to around 60/70%...... without the gut problems and gas attacks on par with the holocaust lol
See!! That's why your so needed here. That little nugget of info will change what I do for good. Glad your back vike
no way seriously???? recently been sipping on mine over like 20-30 minutes but for the lsst few years i would just chug it in 30 seconds just to get it over with.
What about non protein shakes, like my first meal is 3 cups of egg whites and a 2 cups of oats all blended together. Its pretty nasty so i drink it as fast as possible. And then add some almonds on the side for fats. Do i need to sip on that nasty shit to lol? I hope not.
We missed those little pearls brother!
You know me brother... rocket science is for well! rocket scientists, i keep it simple so everybody understands the basics is what builds a solid foundation to work from then we can bring a bit of science onboard when it comes time to carve that badboy body into a work of art....... when we get too embroiled in the drug protocols and forget the nutrition we have lost the plot...... i am sure you agree.
That one difference in how I drank - slow sipping for 30 minutes or so - made a HUGE difference in my growth and my zombie-like smell! My wife thanks you profusely...but not too profusely! Lmfao!!
x2, used to speed drink them. Makes a huge difference when you treat them like solid food. Unfortunately I wasted 3 years doing it wrong.
Youre not alone brother up until a few weeks ago i would chug mine down in 30 seconds. did that for 3 years.
I'm almost emotional ;)
Good to have you back mate.
I know, right?? Not having the Viking around is like going to school without the principal!
WOW......i just got a buzz from the karma hit!
Thanks bro i forgot what it felt like...........
Lightheaded now...... i best lie down for a momento lol
AnonLol holy shit, welcome back sir.
Good idea. Just like people can learn from seeing a well laid out cycle, a lot can also be learned by constructive criticism of these flawed cycles.
AnonI'll start off with this one:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/12-week-test-e-primobolin-prop-kicker-...
Stats are '6 foot 2 and 101 kg roughly 15% bf'. So whats wrong with this picture?
Cycle history: 10 weeks test e with a 3 week tren ace kicker???; 8 weeks test e/p and proviron.
New proposed cycle:
week 1-12 HCG 1000iu weekly
week 1-2 test prop 1ml EOD
week 1-12 test e 500mgs
week 1-12 primobolan 600mgs
week 1-12 proviron 100mgs a day
week 1-12 anastrozole .5-1ml daily depending on sensitivity
i also have DNP tablets that i will be dosing at 300-500mgs daily with t3, any advice with the DNP and primobolan would be really helpful as i am a virgin to both.
Now, this cycle is correctable, doses and lengths are off a bit but this is something that could be steered in the right direction. That inclusion of DNP is what really kills me. I really wanted to post this because of that, DNP is straight POISON and there is really no reason to use it. Putting together a bad cycle is one thing, but putting together something that could literally kill you is another.
DCHI1Um...wtf is that. Scary! I notice he hadn't replied to any comments.
Ouch! Any more risks you want to take? Dreadful idea.
Like you, DNP I'm totally against. If I can get down to single digits without it, anyone can. Just takes dedication and self control.
I'm gonna grab the popcorn and sit back for now, I'll let others lead the charge
AnonAnd so it begins