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+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT

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Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.

So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.

This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.

So, you give:

Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.

In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.

Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.

Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.

https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help

The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:

https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol

vhman's picture

I can't figure why they post, other than just to get a co-sign on their idiocy.
I always love the "I've done tons of research" and then say things like: "You don't need PCT when running 500 mg of test".
"Un-educatable" is the absolute truth.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

sorry bout the grammeer i waz rusheing................ lil

vhman's picture

I'ds jerst fyne width me.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

lmfao!............... i laughed when i wrote it and the red bar was flashing underneath when i hit the caps lock lol............. i had pans on so i had to dash hahahaaa Smile

Catalyst's picture

Not "a pan", "pans". Sounds like my sort of dinner.

Just cooked a massive slab of pork belly. Resting ready to be devoured shortly Smile

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

coincidence.............. i just nailed 2 pork fillets with a pound of pasta in pesto...... luvverly Smile

not in deep diet just yet, just in the clean transitioning part... so carbs are still on the menu for a week or so at this time of day.

Dacky's picture

Well I've been missing all the fun. I'm on a short break in Germany and eating everything in sight and drinking all the beers (which is unusual for me I have to say). Thought I'd check in here and glad I did cause just had a good laugh.

Catalyst's picture

I'm just eating everything of value I can at the moment. BF has crept up admittedly but I've laid down done more meat too. Quite a bit to be honest.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

nothing wrong with that if theres no reason to get cut up!............ i will be in mega unhealthy state again very soon........... i must be fkn mad, i need my head looking at im sure...... why cant i just be normal and say enough is enough smfh

Catalyst's picture

Let him crack on with it then. Already got some gyno starting off by the look of it.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

my sentiments exactly

bolt781's picture

You have an admirer! Lol

bolt781's picture

Ay ay ay...hopefully he will have that lightbulb moment sooner than later that the fork is the most important syringe. The road he's going down is long and risky at every turn.

bolt781's picture

I can get yoked off pizza n burgers...sumo wrestler style lol...E.Honda slap!

We are all invincible..until we find out we aren't invincible

Roid Noid's picture

better the elbows then the face

bolt781's picture

Haven't broken a bone since my motocross days knock on wood! Both elbows is for sure a bummer! Midnight bowling is definitely out of the question lol

Roid Noid's picture

I laughed out loud, thats fucked up

bolt781's picture

Hahaha and then you both glared eachother in the eye...enter a tumbleweed blowing by as you both took 7 paces ready to draw! Fk it was a long day brother that shits cracking me up...how do I get there with no arms...shit howdy how'd you wipe!!? TMI my bad lol

bolt781's picture

Does crossfit really require all that gear?

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Fucker wont be able to afford a descent pair of leggings and a shit hot Leoturd then............ huh?

vhman's picture

The man bun! Smfh.
My nephew (he's in high school) tried to sport one of those. I told him he didn't have to wear the man bun anymore and could just come out as gay to everyone. He lost it next time I saw him.

Roid Noid's picture

Damn! I cant stop laughing

Catalyst's picture

Food's too expensive? Should try feeding me for a bit then. My Mrs actually got annoyed with me for the amount of money I eat during the week.

tonytulo's picture

I'll second that. My food bill is nothing nice.

bolt781's picture

Each time at the checkout I feel like Im awaiting the judges verdict...

bolt781's picture

Lol double dutch and hop scotch can get intense!

true grit's picture

I had plans on getting a job at that place, now you're telling me I won't be able to afford to eat? Thanks for shattering the dream bro :(

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

i love my leoturd.......... im looking at leggings and a headband, i think that combo should make me look bigger and more cut instead tripling my trumbolone dose.... maybe use that salt N suger diet i saw advertised on here........... 2016 id looking and feeling real goooood Smile

bolt781's picture

Big or small, in that get up people generally would know a bad ass was coming through...maybe a jungle cat print for some flare..

Catalyst's picture

I'm glad I've moved further away from you ;)

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

thats what my daughters say regularly............ lol

Pericu's picture

Hahahaha

StateOfMind's picture

The one to beat... Just freaking wow...

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

19yrs old with the start of bitch tit............. SMFH

https://www.eroids.com/pics/2-weeks-into-cycle

MY 250lbs doesnt look like he,s 250............ lol ;/