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Fall/Winter EBC Bulker 2013/14

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BOOM ITS BULK TIME!!!! Here we go Boyz & Gurlz, its finally time to get big again! No more booty shorts and half shirts walking through the mall for Ed with 6 inch spikes thank God!
Its Ed day instead of groundhog day. Once he packs away all tapioca puddin and hail damage hanging out of his shorts and slidez on his leggings and flannel duck dynasty shirt we know we can BEGIN THE BIG EATS! Goofy phuker and his aimless walk around the food court blowing a duckcall with a mouth and pocket full of cordog 7's finest with mustard all through his beard and intertwining nose hair! Makes me wanna thrkw up in my pants just thinking about it!

OK we've put it off long enough, the idea is bulk folks. That does not mean pork up so you appear to be wearing cammo at walmart blending in with the fattest laziest country on earth. It means big lifts, big kitchen but might wanna leave the twinkiez for the people parking in wheelchair spotz driving electric carts who have actually eaten their way to a handicap sticker and type 2 diabetes!

So for me i roll dirty in the first half of one of these often then clean and big to finish but clean and big the whole ride is not a bad thought either. By dirty i mean i have been known to eat a tub of ckttahe cheese over a day with my big eats and yes maybe even an ocassional pizza with all meat topping convincing myself "its carbs and protein right?" Lmao....well honestly the big clean route is the way to go even if you end up with a few cheat meals in the first half of the rjde.

I might say look back through our success storiez in the bulk comps and maybe get with some of those people and take some advice. I can think of one right off. Our own Shrapnel put a hardcore beatdown on the competition and if I remember right pulled on over 40 lbs and it was a nice 40 too! I still remember all the tears and crying by the competition and theif coaches. It wasba sad day for sportsmanship! Lmao

Alright lets do the dayum thang. Keep in mind...neither myself or Carlos want to yield 1000 pm's wifh your cry storiez about your baby momma or you're in the middle of a herpes breakout and scabbed up blah blah blah! If you can't follow the rules and meet the deadlines then you can't play!
If you have a question that is not answered in this thread..then the answer is NO! Lol

EBC Rules: 
  • Mutagenic.co
    5 Prop100
    5 Tren Ace
    5 Mast Prop100
    2 VAR 50x50mg
    1 PERFECT PCT

  • EliteAnabolX.com
    2 packs of orals - ur choice between Drol, Dbol, Winny, Var or Proviron
    4 bottles of Test E
    4 bottles of EQ
    4 bottles of Tren Ace
    1 pack of Adex
    2 packs of All in One PCT 1
    1 pack of Cialis
    1 pack of Viagra

  • MassRoids.com
    $200 Kalpa Pharmaceuticals products

  • KodiakQueen.com
    100 off 200 + dollar purchase to the top three

  • 101FitnessPharma.com
    £200 of store credit for the winner!

  • GymChemist.co
    $300 worth of product

  • Xroids.com
    $300 in products

  • TexxGears.eu
    $300 store credit - 1st place
    $200 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • RoidsSeek.Com
    $700 store credit to each winner

  • SwoleOil.com
    1 pack Anavar 100mg x 50 tablets
    1 vial Tren Ace100mg/100ml
    1 vial Test Prop100mg/50ml
    1 pack Prami 1mg x 50 tablets
    2 packs Aromasin 12.5 mg x 50 tablets
    1 pack pct blend 76.25mg x 50 tablets

  • MuscleDevelop.co
    £300 store credit to the winner
    £200 to second place
    £100 to third

  • Steroidforyou.com
    $400 store credit - 1st place
    $300 store credit - 2nd place
    $200 store credit - 3rd place

  • LegitAnabolics.net
    3 boxes Nolvadex 30tabs 10mg
    2 boxes Bayer Shering Proviron 20tabs 25mg
    2 boxes Sopharma Clenbuterol 50tabs 20mcg
    100tabs 10mg Dianabol Vermodje
    100tabs 10mg Stanozolol Vermodje
    10ampules Galenika Test e
    10ampules Norma Test e
    10ampules Omnadren 250 (Sustanon) 250mg/ml
    10ml Vermodje Test p 100mg/ml

  • RealRoids.com
    $200 store credit - 1st place
    $150 store credit - 2nd place
    $100 store credit - 3rd place

  • BalkanPharm.com
    300$ Balkan Pharmaceuticals products for the winner

  • MusclePharmacy.co.uk
    1st $300 Order any product
    2nd $200 Order any product
    3rd - 5th $100 Order any product

  • Androboy.net
    1st Place: $200 credit for orals
    2nd Place: $400 credit for injectables
    3rd Place: $400 credit,
    1 of each oral,
    3 of each 10ml injectable

  • AnabolicPharma-eu.com
    10vials 10ml asia pharma

  • Trustedanabolicsolutions.NET
    3 Test-E,P,C
    3 x Tren-A &,E
    3 x T.A.S.- BOL (125mg Tren-A, 75mg test-Prop
    3 month supply of our best selling Advanced Organ Armour

  • DrMusclePharmaceuticals.com
    £200 store credit

EBC Donors: 

One pic of you and a current USA today in both open and closing pics.

  • Front Double Bi
  • Front lat spread
  • Back double bi
  • Back lat spread
  • Most Musclular
  • One pic of choice
  • One pic you in it with your USA Today with open and close pics

No pic doctoring , air brushing , altering of any sort and if caught you will be disqualfied and BANNED!!!
Again, a 7th pic with USA today and some body present will be required for opening and closing pics.Remember, full body (head to toe) present in pose shots, all of them.Make sure the lighting and background are the same for the opening pics and the closing pics and have the same pose for opening and closing as well.....again, all 6 required core pics.

**OK so we know.....a lot of questions around bulking and what is it. No, it is not just who hainsd the most. If you gain 20 lbs and there is nice recomp and the weight is distributed equally showing nice proportion etc, you will beat the guy who gained 50 lbs ,no quality, no proportion etc. QUALITY IS KING! Getting fat is not bulking its porking, this is not a porker. **

Follow the compettion rules, give me 6 poses with one extra pic containing the USA Today (6 pics total).
Give me a brief yet precise description of your cycle and goal and then BOOM, GET TO WORK!!!

Opening pics deadline will be November 15th at 11.59 pm CST.
Closing pics must be identical to opening and deadline is 11.59 pm January 31st 2014 CST

manbearpig's picture

THE EROIDS BODY CHALLENGE: PG-13

Gorillafit's picture

If you axe a kid for being a kid, the first thing out of that kid's mouth will be,
"I got pulled because I was kicking everyone's ass!" LOL ;-P

manbearpig's picture

I think I'm gunna be all over this next one if I'm not barred from it! Lol

manbearpig's picture

Absolutely. At 18yrs old I stayed way the hell away from juice. A guy offered to sell me some winny in a YMCA, and I looked at him like he was an alien. I couldn't even imagine doing it that young, and it was only 4 years ago. I have always been strong, and grew a lot until I was 20. A lot of development happened after 18 without the juice tho.

mwagner630's picture

i know Karma does not mean much around to most, but i see karma as a member who has been around a little and is familiar with the community and the community familiar to some degree with them. ill get to where im going with this. i find it very unlikely that a new member would know about the ebc, it would take a little time on the forum to find it and know what its all about. most new members even those that lie about their age first post about cycle help. here is a good place to find out their age on possible untruth of their age. so if that new member who just decided to create a new account to join the EBC we could weed out possible age liars based on a set karma score to join. this way they cant just create an account make up BS stats and be part of it. i am all for an age limit for the EBC. but there needs to be some approach to making sure that member isnt lying. this is why i say a karma score because that member wouldve been around for a little and we would be familiar with them

bigJOHNstud's picture

this makes some sense to me.

WINNING's picture

Carlos, My feelings are....I think that you should compose a agreement when joing the ebc, It should be a virtual written type document, everyone has to read before competition. Where you have to enter your age MON/DAY/YEAR and put your tag initials, verifing that if you hurt yourself or are below the age of 25, you do realize that you can damamge your body if ect ect! This is the best that can be done honestly, of course some will lie, but you already put the disclamer out before hand. It should be reviewed by the organizers of the ebc and each person " CHOSEN" to compete! You can base you decision on Karma,age and your own gut intuition. Honestly the ebc is a honor and not everyone should have the chance to take part IMO. In essence, you can almost tell a persons age by the way they post here and if you were able to "PICK", or determine who fits the bill, "THAT GUY" would never have joined in the first place.

On a funnier note: they should have to answer random questions like.. What songs were playing while you attended high school a) Journey b) justin beber c) 50 cent....

a) Would make the person over 50
b) would make the person 18
c) would make the person 30ish
You would know that if they picked b) there are too young for the ebc....HAHA

Gorillafit's picture

I'm no lawyer but I don't think you can draw a binding agreement on an illegal activity.

What if I listened to Bach in high school, would that make me 265 yrs old?

WINNING's picture

Well it would have to have a fine print reading. Ebc is a fictious event and by no means do we condone the use of illegal subtances ect ect. Putting the liabity on the individual and not eroids. I dont know, Im kinda just brain storming here. Oh and I though you were 265 years old, haha JK ;)

scoobydoo's picture

Journey was playing on the radio when I was in high school and I'm not over 50 God dammit!LoL

Gorillafit's picture

Yea, but my birth certificate is on a stone tablet, written in Hieroglyphics. I guess I could take a picture of it? Where did I put my Polaroid?

WINNING's picture

LMFAO, I knew it!! B.t.w How is Ms.Fit doing in the comp? Is she still killing it?

Gorillafit's picture

She's kicking ass with strength and size but needs to drop some of the excess now. She likes carbs and when you open the door and say its a bulker.... well

We were at the gym this week talking with a couple of he younger guys I try to help. We just finished some straight bar curls and she showed him her bicep split, the other guy flexes and looks at his bicep and just shakes his head! It was too funny!

WINNING's picture

Haha.See if she will post some progress pics.

gambit's picture

i love the carbs too.
doing same thing, cleaning up now as contest draws to a close.

Gorillafit's picture

Thanks Phil! Old farts don't smell as bad as new ones! LOL ;-P

Gorillafit's picture

Moral Compass?

Aren't we all breaking the law for our own personal gains?
If people start making decisions on who gets the boot based on a conversation that gets pushed to the nasty side, or because someone doesn't personally agree with the amount of gear someone is doing, or someone misses a Credit card payment, leaves their significant other to pursue an affair.
Who is gonna be this Moral Compass again?

Gorillafit's picture

I did read your post where you said:

But I also don't want the EBC to become some moral compass or some shit like that.

Then Angus wrote:

behave according to the rules of eroids and conduct themselves responsibly and with integrity or they will be removed from consideration based solely on the discretion of the EBC moderators.

Then proceeded to list what he thought should be offenses that would get the BOOT.
Sounds like a moral compass to me.

Maybe I just feel we are becoming too much like the Pro Sports organizations and their sponsors. Even though you show considerable ability, you get slapped for saying the wrong thing to the wrong person, or having an affair, taking, or doing the same shit the majority is taking or doing, but you get caught!!! Or someone comes after you because of your status like Arod.

bigJOHNstud's picture

i dont get that a rod thing. i think baseball owes alot to the juice. without all those ridiculous amounts of homers those guys were jacking baseball wouldnt be a popular as it is. the way i see it steroids made the mlb a ton of money. they should be greatfull. how is it cheating if a majority of the league is using the same shit?

Gorillafit's picture

But Arod pissed off the league president I think it was, and they went after "HIM" full tilt even paying his Dr for testimony and court costs. It was just on 60 minutes the other night.

bigJOHNstud's picture

that is b.s.!! a-rod himself has made the league billions when he was real good

bigJOHNstud's picture

mlb brings in 4.7 billion dollars annually. holy shnikeys

Gorillafit's picture

Brother you know I've won a ton of Prizes from the EBCs i've been selected in. I have been sponsored by various sources, and I have represented various sources that I have purchased from and received prizes from to show everyone the quality of the gear. I have supported and represented the EBCs to the best of my ability!

I appreciate everything you have done for these EBCs that have driven me to where I am now!

I simply believe that it is a slippery slope when people have to worry about what they say to someone who is obviously wrong and endangering others health, yet continues to argue the point, or someone making decisions on who is too fat to run Tren. Where does it end.

The contest this week will be between the genetically altered 27 year old blue eyed blonde hair sextuplets, who until recently lived on an island and have never once cursed in their life!

Gorillafit's picture

Thanks Bro, I feel that is what the EBCs are about bettering ourselves as best we can in the determined time. I am willing to help anyone I can to get to their best in that time as I feel it promotes the EBCs and the Sources moving forward. I'll help any way I can, the same as so many others have helped me along the way including yourself!!

Gorillafit's picture

I can see it now, Carlos having to write notes to Parents!
Dear Mrs. Fool

It has come to our attention that Johnny continues to run Tren with multiple 19 nors in addition to utilizing 2-3 orals, at his discretion (but not too much)! Without any AI or Liver Support! He has been advised against this behavior numerous times by our staff and senior members. Johnny continues to argue the qualifications of our staff and has at times called members "silly poopy heads"! If this behavior is not rectified Johnny will not be allowed to participate in the Eroids Junior Prom!

Sincerely,

Mr. Danger

bigJOHNstud's picture

i do want i want !!! your not the boss of me

bigJOHNstud's picture

this might be a stupid question but here it goes. when using the easy curl bar do you guys use the close grip or the wider grip? ive been trying to switch it up and do both as evenly as i can.

bigJOHNstud's picture

like i said ive been doing both. ive been getting good results. another question i have is that ive been training biceps and back together. ive been thinking about giving my back its own day. do you guys do back and biceps together or should they be done on separate days?

Gorillafit's picture

Currently we do back and biceps together. Back first which pre exhausts the Bi's.
I also like doing Bi's and Tri's together for that skin stretching pump!

bigJOHNstud's picture

when i do bis and tris together i gain an inch on my arms with the pump. i rarely do that. i always do back first like you said and then bis

Gorillafit's picture

Another benefit of hitting Bi's and Tri's is the counter stretching effect. I hit a Bi then Tri, back and forth! That pump this weekend put me almost at 18.5"!

levelup's picture

Very good point...the more you can stretch the muscle the more blood you can push into it

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