-2 Who here has done time and for how long?
I was just sitting here listening to how Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die, and the question came to mind...
Have you ever spent time in the Clink? How long was your longest stay?
Be careful with your answer, there is no need of outing yourself but if you want to share the crime I'm all ears. If you spent time for being a pedo...Well, this question doesn't apply. I don't give a shit how long you spent time in jail. In my opinion you should be dead.
So let the games begin. Whomever spent the longest time will win a free subscription to "Prison Hottie" Magazine and a slightly used XXXL fleshlight.
UpDate:
Just to make it fair, if you haven't spent time in prison, go ahead and make something up. Just to help those who really spent time not feel so bad. That way we all have a record and everyone has a chance at the fleshlight and no one is singled out.
Update Number 2.
After further thought (Seriously heavily medicated today) Lets bag the prison question. How about you tell me your favorite color?
Mine is Blue.
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Bite EdgeI think that's how it is for everyone. Just gotta make sure you're the dog as much as possible.
Yea, I did time... Bad MoFO that I am... Toughened me up; gave me that Eastwood glare, "You feelin' lucky punk?"...
My rap sheet is as long as -well, seven words.
Failure to appear. Failure to pay fine.
30 days for non-registration of motor vehicle.
What? 30 days? Holy shit. That's longer than Paris Hilton' s run. Hard ass. Seriously can't believ you got 30 days did you fling shit at the judge or something?
A good part of it was because I had warrants in LA, San Bernardino, and Riverside county's. Each county had their own sentence for me... waiting weekends to be transported to the next county didn't count as time served.
bros, i swear to god, the dog looked at least 18.
Been there done that bought the t-shirt brother.
shoxingbiceps17I haven't done any time. Because I'm not a fuck up and care about my future/life
Easy there shocker, I'm sure that we have a few reformed individuals that might feel bad about that statement. We have all done bad things, just some of us are luckier than others.
Good cop question Barney. Lol
I'm laughing my ass off here. lol.
Just looking forward to the response... Lol.
Bad Ed Bad Ed, Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when Ed comes for you. Bad Ed Bad Ed.
Youd have better chance asking smell of ol ladies cooter. This cop question is bad. Now..... sniff fingers
Hey one old lady might be game. I would be.
Just sniffed fingers... That really is your ass.