Eroids is kind of like a soup kitchen. We have a few good people who have experienced success, who enjoy helping others and giving back and then we have the bums. We have the bums who have been a round a long time who only help themselves, we have the bums who are helping other bums but slightly improving their own skills of bummery, we have the bums trying to scam the other bums, we have the new bums who have a little pride and are working to improve and help with serving food but do t know what they are doing, we have new bums who show up and want the free food now with a "If it ain't steak, I ain't eating it attitude". We have happy bums, we have sad bums, we have bums that joke around and try to cheer the other bums up, we have old bums, we have kid bums, we have mean bums nice bums, and we have bums who kill hookers. We even have little nuns running around trying to teach the bums to have manners. Yeah, we have it all at the eroids soup kitchen. Sometimes the food is good, sometimes the food is shitty. We have the old bums sitting around talking about how the food was better back in the day. Sometimes bums get thrown out and told to come back later, sometimes bums get thrown out forever.
Yeah, the eroids soup kitchen. Serving soup. Every day.
Every day we have new bums come in and ask if we are serving soup. Every day it's the same answer.
My advice to the new bums....When you show up, don't just walk in and ask if we serve soup. Spend some time and find the soup on your own, it's not hard. Get some help and then help other people where you can. Learn the rules of the Eroids soup kitchen. They are easy to find. The Eroids soup kitchen has all the answers. Well except for how to get karma. That's a question that has never been asked.

All my no homo soup kitchen love
Ed