Infrared Sauna
Hey kids are you at the point in your life that you are thinking what do I need to get to Ed level? What am I missing in my life besides hooker killings and High level no homo recognition?
Ask no longer kids you need and infrared sauna. Holy shit kids, I don’t know how I’d ever live without mine.
There is nothing better than seeking the heat before the gym and coming home and baking yourself at 150 for an hour, sweating off toxins, opening up the pores, killing bugs and external germs that attached themselves to your ass at the gym. Burning an extra 300-500 calories after the gym. Holy shit kids, buy an infrared sauna.
I get it, most decent gyms have saunas but shit bro’s and brozettes, who wants to wallow in the toxins and ass sweat of some dirty Italian who just rested his balls on the spot where your water bottle is sitting? No homo.
Not this guy. Go take your tax refund check that was headed for car rims and colt 45 for you and your homies and buy a damn infrared sauna.
You can sit as I am, play on eroids and sweat your balls off.
You know what else I noticed about the infrared sauna? It makes your smell better. It keeps the juices pumping out of your pours, cleaning out the wastes, therefore making your ass smell good, after you shower of course no homo.
As one who has been involved in weight controlled sport for most of his life, I can tell you it’s a staple.
You don’t need to get a big ass sauna, however I would suggest at least a two man for you big bastards. If you are cutting weight for sport, get one that you can fit a spinner bike in. That will make all the difference.
I would also suggest infrared. They are more sanitary and your sweat is sweat. Not steam collecting off the rocks that no-doubably some high school kid has pissed on to impress his friends.
Just my two cents.
All my love, no homo
Ed.
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You guys say stuff that makes me laugh out loud!! This stuff is funny!! Appreciated
Might have to investigate. Is it also good for asphyxiating hookers?
Nah. Saunas these days aren’t built to withstand the raw power of a sweating dopesick hooker.
I had to learn that the hard way.
Had to tell you when I read your user name after reading this post I about pissed myself lol
Nothing like a sweaty hooker to ruin plans lol
RustyhookerDamn bruh......
Lol!
This guy has a great imagination and a way with Words!
He needs to start writing short stories for a living lol
Greg and engineered short story disaster book
Lmao!
PallMallhttps://celebrationsaunas.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAwp_UBRD7ARIsAMie3XbtYpAQzx_...
I got one from my wife for christmas. It has a lock on the outside of the door and the inside controls don't work... some say that's not normal, but my loving wife insists that it is...
But agreed, It is the greatest thing since the hot tub. Sweat will pour off of you like you were in a shower. Feels great, clears your skin, relaxes your muscles, etc. I too would recommend a two person sauna and a copy of the kamasutra for those special times...
They can be set up in under an hour, run on 20 amps so no real special wiring needed (might need to change an outlet), Mine even has a sound system (BT car radio and speakers in the ceiling)
Greg I picture you locked in a contraption as your wife lovingly locks you in and smiles lol
What do you know? you're just a guy on the internet, I've trusted my wife with my rather hefty stock portfolio, my crypto wallets and house. She is so loving, she even bought me a multimillion life insurance with her own funds as a stocking stuffer too. She is very thoughtful and is up every morning making me coffee with an Almond flavored creamer... She truly loves me.
What could possibly go wrong?
I was thinking damn your a lucky dude with a awesome wife not saying she isn't the greatest But you scared me with the multimillion dollar life insurance line. I'd start having your morning coffee tested for arsenic they say its the silent killer.
Lmfao sounds like there is some truth in that
lol.
Hope her name isn’t Cionide Sally...
Lmao
Reminds me of the last destination sauna scene
Got any info on the one you bought?
Slightly older model than the one shown
https://healthmatesauna.com/infrared-sauna/renew-3-person-sauna/
Thanks Greg....will check it out!