+ 1 MY GEAR WON'T WORK...BOO HOO
O.K..I'm getting pissed. And this time it's not just from my wife.
If I see the word "scam" or "bunk" one more time, I'm gonna fucking scream.
It's getting really old seeing guys talk about their gear being bunk---ESPECIALLY when those same guys were posting stupid-ass questions just a week or two before like...
*"Hey Bros....can anyone tell me where to buy pins at?"
*"Hey Bros...can anyone tell me if I should inject into my testicles?"
*"Hey Bros..can someone let me know if Anadrol and Deca would be a good cutting cycle?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
These same guys are the ones who post their "review" and complain that the gear they spent their hard-earned $150 on (yeah, helluva cycle) is bunk because the Test E they bought .."aint doin' shit, and it's been 11 days".
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
The only thing bunk is your brain. The only person who scammed you is God--by giving you the Intelligence Quota of a fucking squirrel.
More than likely, you're some 20 year old kid who can't even SPELL "forced rep", let alone DO one. You probably either go to the gym once a week and do benches and a few curls--(in your skinny jeans)...or you go every day and overtrain so bad that gear developed by the PENTAGON exclusively for Navy Super-Seals could'nt even begin to heal you. And your main source of protien either comes courtesy of McDonalds...or your boyfriend.
99% of the time when I see the word "bunk", it's thrown around by someone who opened an eroids account just a few days or weeks earlier.
NEWSFLASH for you::: Steroids are NOT a silver bullet. They are NOT going to blow you up in 6 weeks....they may not blow you up in 6 YEARS if your training, diet, and rest aren't spot-on. And when you come off that "HUGE cycle" of Test and D-bol, you WILL lose about 70% of what you gained--IF you're lucky.
Look, I know you wanna score your first peice of ass, and you think that if you can just gain enough strength to FINALLY hold her down, your pathetic life is suddenly all going to fall into place. But don't blame innocent sources here just because you you don't know how to train, eat and rest properly. Are there some sources here that scam people??? Yes they do. But not 90% of them. Most of you idiots don't even have blood tests ran during a cycle which is ANOTHER sign that you don't belong here...or in a gym for that matter.
Where you DO belong is in a ZUMBA class.
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Thead Hi-jacking........check.
Picture of said wife's ass would help at this point.
Is the flat screen for sale ??
TxBigBoyThey can both be for sale if the price is right. Gotta cover my gambling addictions
Anonnow THAT's BUNK at least gothic traded me for some tren ..
TxBigBoyI'm thinking big picture here. I can take the money I get from KMC, double it acouple times and buy enough tren for me and her!
It's a free market place, .....................the seller names a price (based on what he thinks he can get) the buyer makes an offer (based on what he thinks it's worth).
On a side note, pope has a ton of tee shirts left.
Anonthats BUNK too... he offered pope boy boxers.. I don't want no t shirt..
In pope's present condition he may trade them all for a couple rolls of TP.
Anonhave I missed some new interesting development?
sgtstedankoPope's currently having gastrointestinal probs due to high levels of test&protein:)
AnonI see (said the blind man)
AnonI thought maybe I d just leave that one alone.. He isn't mine anyway, He belongs to muscle barbie...maybe that's why she was discussing candles and such in the ladies lounge..
how come everytime i wake up in the morning i come to my laptop to see not only yall are talking bout me, but now i feel like im tied to a back of a horse and being dragged thru the woods? lol
Anonwell honey, I don't know.. why don't you tell us about it?
ok well here it goes, when i see my name being trampled and being covered up with horse apples. i get a sad feeling and now im having trouble sleeping. i cry alot ..but only by myself while im at home listening to lil waynes "duffle bag boi" song. I feel like my minds playing tricks on me and i honestly feel that the only thing that is gonna cure all my disturbing opens is if i get to soften up that hardbody.
oh im sorry hardbody my alter ego got on the laptop while i was cleaning my pistol,
AnonI m gonna have to have Barbie put you back in line?
you might get better results if yall double team me!!
there may also be a smell issue.
AnonI like Plaxico... I used to like the Cowboys.. until Barry Switzer came and ruined the team..
No man, the gear is NOT bunk, the day after it arrived, I pinned (22ga) 1 1/2ml of Lixus Test Sust Blend into my right testicle, man it hurt like a SOB, a friend told me that is called PIP. I'm really glad I'm doing a Test only (my 1st) cycle.
Let me say, this shit has got to be real, the size gains were almost immediate, by the next morning my right testicle was the size of a large grapefruit, there even seemed to be a slight size increase in my left testicle (but that could just be me, being hopeful).
I'm really not looking forward to this 8 week cycle (1 1/2ml x 2/ week), I'm only 2 days in and this PIP thing is a bitch, I know, I'm being a pussy about the pain, but I'm not looking forward to tomorrow and Lefty's turn at bat. I may get drunk first.
I'll keep you posted on further gains and results.
Peace out.
28savage28You injected it too fast, try it slower... The nut you pinned in is gunna be sore for a while... Go for the other nut, and when it swells up give your head a shake and start pinning in your ass
My ass reads, "EXIT ONLY" ......are there ther options ??
ETA: Slower next time,......got it. Thanks man.
sgtstedankoMine says "No Squirrels!"
...So a raccoon is OK?
Thanks!!!! I just spit my drink all over the fookin puter screen.
Roflmao
Jab.
sgtstedankoLOL! NO:(
28savage28Aaaaahhh wait Noo!! Ass cheek, ass cheeeeeeeeek!! Not cornhole!!! But yes slower into your other family jewel should do the trick, be sure to post result pics if you can even goto te gym with watermelon sized gonads, but even if not, steroids are majik... Just bang that shot into your nuts and in 10 weeks of excruciating blue balls you'll be ready to stand next to cutler!! And if you workout AND juice, I'd say you got a good chance of beating him
Got it, not asshole, ass cheek, got it.
Do you think a 3 site rotation would be best, the reason I ask, I'm not really good left handed, so the left ass cheek may not really be possible. Also, i've noticed I can get 22 1/2 gauge pins for almost the same price as 22 ga. I'm thinking the smaller pin may cause less PIP when I'm injecting the boyz and slow down the speed of the injection. Any thoughts ??? As for pic's, I think end result pic's would be more dramatic ,...compared to mid cycle pic's.
God this PIP thing is a bitch. Now I see why everybody talks about it.
28savage28everyone loves mid-cycle pics. i post them myself, LOL. as for needle size go for 22 7/8, or something big and exotic like 18G...you know what they say...bigger is better!
28savage28Errr, maybe I'm just a newb, but uugh, wouldn't deca and anabol be a good cutting cycle? Or should I mow down 50mg a day of dbol along with that? Actually fuck dbol, I hear danabol is better... And fuck test... That's not even an option...I'm a gymjunkie, test is for the weak!!!! Forcd rap FTW
there are many people that use deca for bulking,im one of them. but deca can also be used for cutting as well. anadrol is mostly used for bulking.
sgtstedankoIdea's, ideas, ideas, ideas:)
28savage28Thanks bro, buy uh that entire post was sarcasm lol
FROSED REEPS......FOURSED RAPS.........FORDCED RIPS, idk this shit is hard, fuggit dem woordz r bunk tu
i got me sum bunk pussy today, im pretty sure it was bunk, it smelt more like tuna!!!!!
tread-mNo that was real..we're just in a drought!
well if this is drought, i hate to see what its gonna smell like when it starts to rain!!!!
Eric090585lmfao..i love your posts lol
maybe i'll go watch some bunk porn or something
Do they have that??
Bunk porn is when they skip the facial.
Eric090585yep..or when the man says "u like it when i call u a little slut?" and the girl replies "no!" WHAT?!
that's from the paris hilton video btw lol
sgtstedankoLOL! Dude, you're the reason this fuckin site is addictive.thx:) I believe that's the porn where they skip business time, talk about there feelings, and cuddle for 8 hours... WHAT! Wait, wait, wait. Not supposed to pin Deca in testicles? What about taking A-50s rectally, is that all bullshit as well? This is bunk. Actually, I'll tell what is bunk. Bunk is having to work harder than you've ever worked before to have sex w/a porn star, and as it turns out, some of her friends. "Still the best night of my life though;"thanks girls" Even if I did end up in the ER". Then finally business time! FINALLY!!! And having her say "is it in yet":( Thanks Cheyenne & co, you scarred me for life:) Word of advice to anyone thinking this might be a good idea. DO NOT TAKE 10 PILLS SUPERMAN EXTACY w/porn starlets, AND 4 VIAGRA; especially when you're 24!!! Well, prob never a good idea. EVER, at any age. Hindsight being 20/20 That was NOT A GOOD PLAN OF ATTACK...True story
AnonI don't know sgt.. I might have to take away a point for that one..(shaking my head)...
sgtstedankoPlease God no, don't take my points:) WAIT, which part the desticles, or rectal A-50s:) Thinking back, of what I remember. In my defense. That was, and still is the only complaint of my wangus to date... I think I was actually like 22, was in love with the girl "sigh", and she said I was "fine", and I said just fine! she then said "that I had to understand that the dudes that she worked w/were like the size of her arm, And, I said That I know I've seen her movies! I'm but a mere mortal, above average, but still. Not Mandingo. If that helps matters at all. At the time, I would have done anything she said. I honestly had no clue wtf was up that weekend, I was completely out of my gord:) & probably would have ended up screwing my shoe anyway. And as for the Viagra, there were 10 girls. Honestly, I knew I was gonna need help. I did however underestimate the pure power of the LITTLE blue pill, and I think that I forgot that I took 1, or I was impatient, I don't remember
Can't stand those ones....
My gear is good, but the damn weights I use at the gym are bunk!!
tread-mI'M WEARING A BUNK CONDOM RIGHT NOW! FEELS GOOD THOUGH!
Bunk weights.....lol I like that.
AnonLMFAO!!!!
tread-mI just got bunk pins in the mail today...and bunk cotton balls!
You silly fuck...I knew were lurking around.....with my wife no less.
hmmmm...it's funny how you two show up together. Riding around in the same virtual car..(or van).