+ 1 MY GEAR WON'T WORK...BOO HOO
O.K..I'm getting pissed. And this time it's not just from my wife.
If I see the word "scam" or "bunk" one more time, I'm gonna fucking scream.
It's getting really old seeing guys talk about their gear being bunk---ESPECIALLY when those same guys were posting stupid-ass questions just a week or two before like...
*"Hey Bros....can anyone tell me where to buy pins at?"
*"Hey Bros...can anyone tell me if I should inject into my testicles?"
*"Hey Bros..can someone let me know if Anadrol and Deca would be a good cutting cycle?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
These same guys are the ones who post their "review" and complain that the gear they spent their hard-earned $150 on (yeah, helluva cycle) is bunk because the Test E they bought .."aint doin' shit, and it's been 11 days".
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
The only thing bunk is your brain. The only person who scammed you is God--by giving you the Intelligence Quota of a fucking squirrel.
More than likely, you're some 20 year old kid who can't even SPELL "forced rep", let alone DO one. You probably either go to the gym once a week and do benches and a few curls--(in your skinny jeans)...or you go every day and overtrain so bad that gear developed by the PENTAGON exclusively for Navy Super-Seals could'nt even begin to heal you. And your main source of protien either comes courtesy of McDonalds...or your boyfriend.
99% of the time when I see the word "bunk", it's thrown around by someone who opened an eroids account just a few days or weeks earlier.
NEWSFLASH for you::: Steroids are NOT a silver bullet. They are NOT going to blow you up in 6 weeks....they may not blow you up in 6 YEARS if your training, diet, and rest aren't spot-on. And when you come off that "HUGE cycle" of Test and D-bol, you WILL lose about 70% of what you gained--IF you're lucky.
Look, I know you wanna score your first peice of ass, and you think that if you can just gain enough strength to FINALLY hold her down, your pathetic life is suddenly all going to fall into place. But don't blame innocent sources here just because you you don't know how to train, eat and rest properly. Are there some sources here that scam people??? Yes they do. But not 90% of them. Most of you idiots don't even have blood tests ran during a cycle which is ANOTHER sign that you don't belong here...or in a gym for that matter.
Where you DO belong is in a ZUMBA class.
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I believe it is MOSTLY the NOOBS that have NO Idea on what they are doing that post this "BUNK" shit. RESEARCH, RESEARCH and again RESEARCH prior to using.
Supernova283Wait you're telling me that if I go on tren and sit on my ass all day I won't get huge? What is this crap?!?!
I was told that AAS were magic oil based drugs that would make me huge. I don't actually want to work for it. That defeats the point of steroids.
This is bullshit.
re-bump!!
Lmao... Great piece bro and also right on point!
Well said lol
cassman888i can always tell if the gear is fake within a week of using any ester of any steriod jut by the way i feel and iv been juicing for 4 years and been on organon test for about a year straight at 2500 mgs a week to 5000 mgs aweek and got some blood work just last week and EVERYTHING was perfect, no elivated liver enzymes kedneys and cholesterol were all good. the only thing was low vitamine d levels lol. people freek out too much when it comes to this shit.
Omg cassman 20ml/week test abuse dont make better results comme off for 2-3 monts and do real dose you will see same results if not better results !!Its just a suggestion do what you want
sgtstedanko:0 Holy shit! 5000!!! You're hardcore brother. Can I use your heart for a pumpkin next Halloween:)
2500 to 5000 mgs / week ??? what are you..... a fucking horse ???
That's 10 - 20 amps a week or 1 - 2 vials a week ( @ 250mg/ml)
Sargent_SwoleLMFAO that comment was well deserved!!!!!!
Anonlol gothic rant of the year contender
lmao,,very true my friend
I just stumbled upon this and am laughing my arse off.
you made me sad when you said you will loose 70% of gains from test and dbol cycle... im just about to run one... hahaha
That's a good cycle to run, especially if you add some Deca to that. You can keep a lot of those gains if you PCT properly, and then hit another cycle 2 months later.
what would you recommend for the 2nd cycle?
If you are new to gear, repeat the first cycle. The old "d-bol-Test-deca" cycle is a classic and has built many, many great bodies. After some significant experience, you can add other compounds for different objectives.
only problem is, im doing this for oly lifting, so im trying to avoid any nandrolone compounds due to drug testing and its long detection time... what else would you recommend? i've only looked into one cycle, and decided to see how that went. but seeing how you say i will loose almost all gains, it seems like a 2nd cycle is almost mandatory
AnonBump...
That or your boyfriend bit of that cracked me up. You sir are a fucking genius. Well said
shit !!! !!LOLOL "your only protien comes from mcdonalds or your BOYFRIEND" LOLlololahhhahaha
AnonWell said!
I knew commin to AAS pretty much what to expect since I did pro hormones a few times. The bottom line is that I love steroids because they allow me to TRAIN THAT MUCH HARDER. Will they lift weights for me? Fuck no! Do they allow a few extra reps on heavy lifts, do they allow me to increase weight lifted? Yes they will if and only if I TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE of the cycle. I strive to push myself and work 100% during every workout...steroids allow me to push beyond that and be working 150% harder. If you don't know what it's like to push urself to the brink of of insanity then ur not ready for steroids.
Yet some people still say "it's not working" dude if u don't even have a slight placebo effect initially then your not training hard enough.
And those people that say their test e isn't working on day 2 haha those are the ones that haven't read a damn bit of information and that's scary.
Good post Em....and EATING like a madman is also critical, as well as resting like a baby lamb. Everything has to be in place.
Thanks man, yea diet and sleep r crucial. I try to explain to people that if your not working your ass off before steroids than all there gonna do is help you get a little bigger and lose it X2.
Just don't take all my sustanon or test prop!
But then again if some people buy from sources and keep them in business I'm all for it regardless of how they train
Anonbumping this for some of the newbs..lol..
Thank you sweetheart...Hope you're enjoying beautiful, sunny Arizona......while I freeze my ass off here at home......(bitch).
AnonLook.. what have I TOLD you about calling me a bitch?? your welcome honey...
I think someone swapped my gear in customs with cooking oil, I've been getting way to big,to fast, shirts don't fit anymore, jeans are tight(not skinny jeans when I bought them) and veins are poppin.. Tired of this bunk shit!!
tread-mWARNING...just got some bunk Apple Jacks! Check your labels people!!! Box looked perfect but it was the poor people jacks from the bag on the bottom shelf inside!
DAMN! I just tested mine and and they turned out to be Trix! And there's a hare in it!
BUNK! ALL BUNK!!!
tread-mCHINESE TRIX TOO!
whao whao whao tread, your skating on thin ice here, theres a point where the Popeboys gotta draw the line and thats when u go and start talking about chinese trix! I have u know they give the best head in the world and and dnt get me n2 their pussy!!! lol
You mean from Dollar General?
tread-mYou have used the source I see?
beavisOnce again, excellent post hit the nail on the head, I found awhile ago blood tests are the most important thing along with diet. If you don't know how to get this done, don't juice plain and simple.
Tex and Tread.....Relax guys! You still have the Mavericks...by the way, the greatest NBA finals I've ever seen in my 47 years...Dirk was INSANE!!!...and Jet is way underated. Those guys were fantastic. I'm from Cleveland originally, and to see LeBron, Wade and Bosh--with all thier concieted arrogance get stomped was a thing of beauty.
Thats right stomped by the DIRK..Yea I am a little late to this one. By the way the damn CARDS GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT.
TxBigBoyIt's awesome the Mavs won but I've never really been a basketball guy. I'll watch the Stars play before the Mavs, although it would be nice If Cuban would buy the Cowboys and show then how to win.
tread-mI know brother but for a Cowboy fan thats like saying dont worry about that little beanie weenie, you have great balls!
Harbody's ex is a police officer and from Texas and he's a HUGE Dallas fan---he takes that shit SERIOUS, and gets bummed out big-time if they lose one game. I have to take possession of his service pistol just to be safe whevever we go over to his house.
tread-mOh trust me....you have no idea how many times I've wanted to drag a Desert Eagle .50 out on this Mother F*#@!ng TV.....and last year I wanted to see Romo Raped by feral dogs and eaten by wolves when his clavicle broke! WALK IT OFF!!! LOL
TxBigBoyI'll tell you what's bunk, that damn Cowboy game last night! Are you fucking kidding me Romo! I swear If I see that guy on the street I'll break his damn collar bone again!
tread-mNO SHIT!!! FMR
TxBigBoyMan you should of saw me last night. He fucked up my 5 game parlay, I damn near ripped my flat screen off tha wall and shoved it up my wife's ass( she likes the jets).
tread-mWell its the life of a Cowboy fan man! Where the hell is Jimmy and Moose and Michael and Emmitt and Troy and....when you need them! Romo squares away some nice ladies and can't get his damn mind in the game! He's a "HAIR" guy so I kinda get it...hard to focus sometimes and get the right head in the game.
TxBigBoyIf we could just get Jimmy back running things we would be fine.
tread-mYeah I think Wade had actually died a few years ago and nobody knew it! Weekend at Bernie's lookin ass bitch! Lol 2 ego's collided or Jimmie might still be rackin up the Lombardi's ! Jerry's dead too now right?
TxBigBoyOh yea Jerry died awhile back, he's been on strings for about 3 years now. I'm just glad we actually have a decent defensive coordinator now.
tread-mYeah we do...all the paper is there man we just need some magic Jimmy sprinkles! They have the stuff but until it comes out at game time...