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OH--MY--FUCKING--IMAGINARY--GOD!!!!
A new steroid compound is being released for sale by another under-underground, toilet-mixing, tailer park lab, and I can hardly wait to try it!!!
It called TNT....which stands for "Test-n-Tren". But what makes this shit so "explosive" is that it's set in a suspension of nothing more than bacteriostatic water----both compounds go directly into your bloodstream right away. They've colored it dark red so you can actually look at your veins and watch it travel directly to your heart!!! Isn't that fucking cool???
And what's even cooler, is the source tells me they've overdosed it just to make sure you stand the greatest chance possible of falling out in the squat rack and headfirst into the dumbell rack. Fucking awesome!! They can't tell me how much it's overdosed, because they don't know themselves, but they say it's anywhere between 1 and 78 mg. per mL.
Anyway, since I'm a MOD and get paid free gear to keep their review forum free of any bad reviews or reports of deaths, they are sending me some free samples. I can hardly wait to pin that shit and feel the rush as my heart struggles to pump another ounce of blood. Throw in a little N.O. Xplode, and I'll be as wired as the Roadrunner on crack, and have the reactions of a frightened Cobra on amphetamines.
Look for my review soon!!

JOEDIEZ's picture

just reading the caption and i knew it was another one of your writings. well, sgt. is rounding up the kids at the grade school to try it out for you and grrrls says she dont care as long as they buy it. thats the ticket to success right there. and lets see if we can bring some tainted needles into the mix. man can i just get a job when you make it big. i will even walk the little mascot chihuahua

Gorillafit's picture

Mascot? He's the brains behind the organization. He just needs the front man to buy the Kibbles cause he don't have any pockets to carry his wallet and his mouth is full. LOL

Greg's picture

Not seeing much of a problem here. Just wear a helmet to the gym and you should be ok... Can't wait to try it.

It might also help my heart condition --my wife says I don't have one.

KMC's picture

Big Top Steroids ??,......................:-(

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swolltroll's picture

Besides the wacky overdosing... Thats sounds great.

vocor's picture

Hmm . . . designer steroids. Anyone else take offense to those two words side-by-side?

7gothic's picture

We had one guy who was so offended by it, he would constantly post blogs to voice his displeasure----over and over and over again.
I believe he and his wife went completely nuts and were never seen again.

carnealsr's picture

I cant wait to stay as far away from that as possible but i will gurantee you it will sell like hot cakes

subs33's picture

LMFAO...Im goin to the gym now. I will just have to settle for the Test prop I dosed last night.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

This just rose to the number one funniest thing ive ever read on here. But seriously, does anyone know a good source for getting this stuff? I love playing russian roulette with things I inject into my ass. Keeps me feeling young.

Gorillafit's picture

Thats too cool. If they don't know how its dosed, I don't have to worry about drawing the right amount. It'll be like spinning the wheel at the carnival, it might land on "superman" today, or "back of the line" tomorrow. That's so exciting, or maybe not. Are the ambulance rides included, or is that extra?

EmeraldLaoch's picture

...and the second funniest thing ive ever read on here