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BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS

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If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?

stl's picture

I do recall the news following some of these people to there nice cars and homes. So no they are not all homeless or what some of you seem to think most of them are just lazy. Just because someone is holding a sign does not mean they are homeless or less fortunate.

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Thank you for the positive and accurate post!

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Then again.....maybe it was the "RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR" bit that pissed bigger off.

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No......I look down on con artists------like people posing as poor homeless----cops who arrest you for drugs while being constantly stoned themselves-----and 2-bit preachers who sell a slice of slavation while enjoying the real heaven here on earth.
I have not once ever said anything derogatory people who are less fortunate. When a guy is making 70K per year by telling lies, I have a license to roast them.

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Brother just so you know and goth will never admit but you are way off in your judgement. This is comparable to Ed driving around in his van with dead hookers lol. I know this is going to piss Goth off but he is one of the most compassionate people here sticking up continually for the weaker and outnumbered.

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Thats a good way to get banned mother fucker!!!
Why.....the nerve of you!!....:)
There are three classes of people I have pissed off in my years here at eroids:::
Cops
Religious freaks
and now.....apparently......con artists who panhandle money.
Biggerthanyou is apparently one of the three.....or possibly all three.
LOL....I think if my post is read carefully, I'm obviously directing my rant at con artists----not homeless people who have been subjected to misfortune.
Thanks for your kind words pank.

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Thats not gonna come from a Texas queer.
I think what really pisses you off is your butt is hurt over insults to your invisible friend in the sky.
We all know how passionate you guys are about him.

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If you happen to see God before I do, please tell him I said to go NAIL hinself to the nearest tree-----and if he needs any help. I'll be more than happy to swing the hammer for him.

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I really will pray for you tonight man you are in desperate need of salvation

I appreciate that. But if God has a plan, and everything is "his will", then prayers will do no good. I find it amazing how many people have no problem with God allowing children to be raped, mudered and tortured....yet they are absolutley sure that God is going to make sure they get that raise at work.
There are hundreds of religions on this planet. Yours is an accident of birth. You're a Christian because you were born in the USA. If you were born in India, you'd be a Hindu......in the middle east, a Muslim.....in Ireland, a Catholic........in Israel, a Jew...and so on.
The earth is billions of years old, and the USA is only a few hundred, and apparently when the USA was formed, THAT'S when God decided to pick a team????
I'm not trying to tell you what to believe or who to worship.....but critical thinking should always be paramount.

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I've always got a kick how Christains take comfort in seeing bad things happen to people who don't believe.....but it's not enough for them to wait until death----they want to see justice done here on earth, as if for some reason God doesn't seem to be able to stick up for himself....hence the witch hunts of the 1700s and the current plague of terrorism we now see.

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u really believe that one man built a ship and put in it all the animals (females and males) that we see today and survived for 48 nights or w/e with them. how did he catch all those animals and how did the animals not eat each other or survive, not to mention u know that he would have to build the biggest ship seen in the world. the dude really caught all these kind of birds and insects we see today... or the other story of a man who survived inside a whales mouth for 3 nights or w/e, wtf... why did jesus rose from the dead then to the sky.. why in particular did he choose to fly, was he going to another planet, o yeah he was going into the "heavens" which is what ppl thought back then.. they thought outside the sky there was the heavens, the story was made up my dude, also if u look in some of the old philosophy writing, u ll see that the Christians jacked a bunch of stuff off Plato, other philosophers.. i mean there are so many holes in the bible and it full of pagan shit, the bible in it self is an incomplete book, when it was put together back in the day , the church chose certain scrolls and burned others.. its all a way of controlling ppl my dude. some very smart ppl wrote some make believe shit to control ppl like u, all political.

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Actually beast.....with our new Kodiak Tren, it would have been quite possible for Jesus to rise from the dead, especially if he was stacking it with our Test E.

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I have plenty of Christian friends......the debates are always fun and spirited. But even they will admit that according to the Bible (Leviticus) they are supposed to stone me to death for being a nonbeliever. Luckily, they don't REALLY believe in the bible (like most Christians)-----if they did, they'd be at Wallmart on Sunday, lynching people for working on the sabbath.

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OH MY.....you are on a roll tonight brother. I need to have Grrrl water that Sustanon down a little...lol

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Actually brother the Holy Bible doesn't say anywhere that man has a free will it is implied in sermons but not scriptural. Also many of the founding Fathers of this country were Deist believing in a higher divine power but not necessarily the God of the Christians. Thomas Jefferson edited the Holy Bible and took out the parts that he thought were futile. But then again I see many Christians doing that today as well. But I will say that your turn around story is inspiring and it is good that you are prospering.

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if u look at all the smartest ppl who walked this earth such as Einstein, mark twain, Newton, Da vinci . they were all atheist

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But I will say that your turn around story is inspiring and it is good that you are prospering.

Agreed.....anytime someone turns their life around, I don't care if they tapped into alien force fields to do it----it a good thing, and you have to give him credit for being part of a solution instead of part of a problem.

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Amen!

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Religion can cause good people to do good things. But many people who reject God lead productive lives.
American Christians make up about 10% of the worlds religious people. So that would mean 90% of the world is wrong??
According to the Christain faith, the world is about 6000 years old. That is absolutely laughable.
Even as a child I knew right away that the bible was a story book. God is clearly depicted as a petty, cruel, jealous, vindictive and egotstical thug. The talking snake part in Genesis turned me away immdiately----the only talking snake I've ever seen is my ex-wife, and she threw an apple at me....:)
God clearly states...."I am a jealous God"......that is a rather childish emotion, and I want no part of any God who kills babies (the great flood) and rapes women (impregnating Mary without her consent). And that's just for starters.
Any loving, REAL God would make himself visible, instead of demanding that people have "faith".
Religion is the greatest scam in the history of the planet, but people are waking up and realizing the real deal.

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Agreed.....
Now send me the next monkey who wants to dance.

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I wouldn't dream of letting them ban you over simply stating your opinion. After all, we need people of all intelligence levels here on eroids.....not just the smart ones like me.
And yes, you're correct---I have become extremely wealthy as a drug kingpin, so of course I'm going to look at people who aren't cool like me as inferior. But don't get offended over that. There's no shame in being a homelss drug addict turning tricks for a fix-----or in your case, steroids. But you should consider changing your name, because I don't think you're bigger than anyone....otherwise, you'd post a pic of that massive body of yours---- maybe standing with a sign in front of Wallmart that reads "WILL WORK FOR GEAR".
Of course I'm kidding here-----and I would advocate helping less fortunate people at any opportunity. But I would also advocate helping people who are willing to at least help themselves first.

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Wait Wait a minute Tread!!! WTF the earth isn't flat!? Again I have been schooled in the most humble fashion. Not only do I owe all of my estrogen control to you, I no longer have to fear sailing off the end of the ocean! Blum 3

"To call 7. Liberal is to call the earth flat."

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THANK YOU.....I don't know how you whip off the posts you do-----has always amazed me.
Yes------I'm playing around with bigger....had no idea he had the hate for me all this time, but I do love a good debate and he's got me pumped for the gym in 10 minutes. Best laugh I've had all day.
I was hoping My "Texas" jabs would get him, but he was too smart to bite on that. Of course, I run the risk of getting thumped by you over that, but then again, you know all my moves....lol

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LMFAO.....Phi cappa bottle......love it!

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Flattery.......don't try to suck up to me. It's too late for apologies.

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LOL....there's no MODS around!!! This is just like the old days------It's like destroying the house while your parents away by throwing a huge party.