BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS
If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?
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I await my good friend! With your your fortitude be gentle on an aging man
We should have an eroids-weekend-in-Vegas get-together. Since most of us our going to hell, what better place to meet than Sin City. Mandalay Bay has some pretty cheap rooms and a killer pool area with artificial waves.
Oh really did you ever meet the guy in the tomb? Can you prove who the remains are? And what about the deeds of the man- you trust all you read about him on blind faith- that he chopped a tree, had wooden teeth, lived at Mount Vernon. Its just stories. So the only people that have really lived have documented burial sites? So all the men we lost in WWII fighting for us that were lost at sea, lost in service, I guess they were fake and dont exist because they dont have a tomb? You have very selective logic.
They found Jesus's family tomb in Israel, when the jewish religious got word they shut down the excavation cold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIG_0bX46TE
Have you ever heard of DNA?
Like I said----I don't believe in magic. If you do, that's fine, but don't expect to be respected for that.
It all centers aroud LOGIC. It's logical think that;s it's possible for Washington to be in his tomb. Maybe someone stole the body, so I could be wrong. But the only talking snake I've ever seen is my ex-wife, who threw and apple at me.
If you want to believe in a jewish sky-zombie that knows what your thinking and watches you while you're fucking your wife, have at it-------but don't surprised when rational, sane peple don't follow your lead.
God bless atheism----and delusional people everywhere...P
I'm convinced that your ip and bty's ip will match perfectly.
I do have to ask just out of curiosity what your feelings are about Dinosaurs and mankind? I'm figuring you, like most religious zealots, believe the earth is 6,000 years old, right?
biggerthanyouHaha that's def not me bro.
And no sorry to disappoint you Im not the other guy.
No I dont have an opinion on the earth's age or dinosaurs.
Im a religious zealot?
Do you know where the "scientific number" of 4.5 billion years for the earth's age comes from?
If dinosaurs and people never co-existed, why do ancient cultures from distant unconnected parts of the world draw pictures and describe them if they were all dead before people? Theres Norse, Asian, North American Indians, all have myths about them. Can you explain that for me if people only just discovered them in the last 100 years by digging up 2 vetrebre and 1/2 a tooth and then some jackass in the Smithsonian uses artistic license to construct the rest how ancient people knew what they looked like?
Do you think it would have been more probable, or less probable to come across an intact dinosaur skeleton some couple of million years ago?
Can you imagine the wild thoughts of early man would have had -not knowing if the creature they are witnessing is extinct or not?
Bet it conjured up some good tales of monsters and dragons around the campfire!
So what I'm reading is that you believe that Adam and Eve walked among the dinasaurs? AND that researchers with an immense amount of education are fudging the whole Dinosaur thing?
Can I ask what you think about the Chinese and their flying dragons they have pictured on many of their old manuscripts? Do you believe in flying dragons?
People have drawn Aliens with large heads and large eyes because they swear they have seen these beings. Using your logic I suppose you believe there are green aliens that visit our planet and place anal probes in unsuspecting victims?
Norse myths about "dinosaurs" were few and far between and involved seeing dragons and their Norse God Odin shooting lightning bolts to the earth. Again, using your logic how can you believe that there is no ODIN or THOR or the giant serpant Jormungandr?
lol.....yep, dinosaurs and people lived together-----just like the Flintstones.
I just want to know how the dinosaurs fit on the ark?
Oh come on.......duh sun roofs hello! Lol.
You believe George Washington was the first president and theres no more physical proof of that than there was of Jesus' miracles. Its just books and paintings. Why do you believe one and not the other?
Actually, there is ZERO, NADA, NO, physical proof of Jesus, much less his Miracles. (That's why they call it faith).
There is a lot of written documentation about a man called Jesus... and about a god called Zeus... and about Hercules.
There is a shit load of physical proof about our first president at the Smithsonian.
Washington has an actual tomb----with a real body inside. Washington didn't perform magic. Washington isn't (apparently) living among us, watching our every thought, feeling, and action 24/7.
You see...It's called logic and rationality. It's "logical" to think that a normal, regular person could have lived.
It's NOT logical to believe in talking snakes and invisible sky-zombies.
There's no sky Zombies? Shit......
If you lost someone you loved, and I raised them from the dead back to life in front of your eyes and dozens of other eyewitnesses, would you regard me as a fairy tale?
I'd call you a paramedic
If you do that in front of me, I'll worship you AND put money in your plate.
In fact, you don't even have to resurrect them----I have a cousing with an amputated leg----If you could just spring for a new leg, I'll sign my house over to you.
But we both know that aint gonna happen.
Nope! but I would call the CDC cause you got some zombie shit going down at yo place!
SINCE THIS SOMEHOW TURNED INTO A RELIGIOUS DEBATE, I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL WITH TWO QUESTIONS.
1) IF GOD CAME TO YOU IN A DREAM AND ASKED YOU TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN, WOULD YOU DO IT? (and yes, God has a history of asking people to kill their children ....i.e Moses)
If the answer is no, then you're not a very good Christian and you're going to Hell. If the answer is yes, then stay the fuck away from me (and your children), because you're psycho.
2) IF I TOLD YOU I HAD AN INVISIBLE PET DRAGON WHO LIVES IN MY CLOSET AND IS GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISE, WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?? Of course not. So until you you can show me a dragon (or God) don't expect me not to poke fun at your belief::That's like telling me not to laugh at your tupee-----it just makes the fucking thing all the more ridiculous.
I would also like to add that I think Jesus has gotten a bad rap from all the christian religions! For instance this is an undisputed biblical account of Jesus first miracle. He goes to a wedding the people were partying and having fun until of course the wine ran out, then no more fun. Jesus takes 7 jars now mind you the greek translation for these jar is like barrels or kegs. Fills them with water turns the water to the best alcohol beverage ever and then after these people had already gotten pretty shit faced he gives them barrels of wine to keep the party hopping.
Now some would say Jesus was not very responsible that day because he promoted drinking and drunkenness. But I say Jesus was tired of the devil getting all the credit for God's fun stuff, sex, drinking until your blind oh yeah and sex, having a good bar brawl, and sex, well you get what I mean. All I know is if my friend can turn water to wine or regular oil into top notch gear, I am with that dude!
Good point pank.....
I think Jesus was a great guy with great things to say----even if they had already been said for thousands of years before he ever lived. But if he came back today, he look at Christians and shake his head is disgust.
Jesus and Christi-insanity have nothing in common, and I'll be happy to party and hang out with Jesus all day long---as long as he keeps his mouth shut about religion.
I 1000% agree. Sums up the thesis I did. Wish I had your gift not to bloviate!
*** Todays lesson was brought to you by the word SEX! (Skips off singing... Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street...)
I want to snuggle with elmo right now
I must have missed that episode.
Pank has it on VHS.. It's a little fuzzy in the places cause he keeps rewinding it and playing it in slow motion but it's worth a look see...
Now see that was the only word that subliminally stuck with you out of that message!!!! A man's dream lady for sure:)!
Pank you already know I have the mind set of a 16 year old boy... EVERY 3 SECONDS!
Now now come on lets not ruin that sexiest with talking about being a 16 year old boy.....yuck I cannot see you in that light all though I can speak for some sick bastards around here
Apparently the sick bastards around here see me a nanny or something.. one dude as me to come rock him to sleep... I ask if I need to swing by the 7-11 and pick up some adult diapers too...
"one dude as me to come rock him to sleep... "
Now you made me puke in my mouth :/
This post is exactly why Eroids is a far better place because of 7Gothic. It brought multiple discussions and interactions as well as humor! I personally enjoy seeing all the diversity and humor that make up this community. Now granted most of us are going to come away from this a lot less intelligent for participating, but that will help us to fit into today's society much much better. Cheers to Goth for bringing a true off topic thread in such a pinnacle!
Anonmeh..goth is just trying to crack his highest score in responces back to his threads- in certain time frames..this being most likely his highest to date..its a gamer thang!
This thread did generate some emotion and I had no idea it would go that way. I'm actually more interested in what people are seeing in the economy than anything else------but hey, I always love a good debate.
For sure! I was hounding Grrrl to get him to make an appearance it was like trying to get Elvis out of the grave for one more show in Vegas
LOL.....got me some new toys and the temptation to play with them al the time is crazy. But I'm missin eroids and the interaction.
Do you know what it's like trying to talk to soccer moms in the grocery line about steroids???? It sucks.
LOL! You know you have to be careful with that info it will be easy to track you...all one would have to do is look for a massive influx of soccer moms going into intense therapy and bam!
True.... of course I loves me some soccer moms, so any thearapy I will be more than happy to provide.
Or maybe that explains the rise in women enrollees on Eroids....
tread-mWe might as well enjoy it and get some serious sinning time in , we're all going to hell except the "chosen one" BTY. Lmao
Already fueling the jet for Vegas my large and in charge friend!!
tread-mBOOM! ...AND THEN IT NEVER HAPPENED!
RustyhookerMaster of Puppets got us all involved! Hahahaha!
Is this a trivia thread lol?
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So....if we need to teach some tool how their diet is NOT on point we just cite Jesus and the breaking of bread, pro cards, and nobama? Lmao!