7gothic's picture
7gothic
  • 750
25461

BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS

ad

If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?

Engineereddisaster's picture

No. I haven't seen your hair. I'm sure it's nice, but if you want perfect hair. You have to be me. Sorry.

dandog's picture

Ed, if its true that Nitti has a wooden eye I would have to advise him to rid himself of that wooden eye and purchase an all too sexy PIRATE EYE PATCH. Everyone knows women love pirates. (and to some extent, Ninjas).

Greg's picture

He's afraid to wear one of those things. He says he'll go blind. I keep trying to tell him to put it over the bad eye.

dandog's picture

LMFAO. I spit out my gum after reading that. LOL!

dandog's picture

Engineer! Give this young lass a new card pronto!

ANBRO's picture

X2

Nitti's picture

Why don't you all make a group and discuss this shit? Idk, maybe I'm missing something but the topic has moved on to something that will never be settled and its totally unrelated to Goths post!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Oh shit. A mod shows up after three days of bantor. Way to stay on top of this one speedy.

Nitti's picture

I was just waiting for you to chime in to talk shit! And there's a blow me n cheese samminch over on the table. Help yourself bro. :-)

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol, looks like one of those little finger sandwiches that they serve At weddings. Smile

ANBRO's picture

ED finger sandwiches at a wedding??? You gotta get out of that trailer park..

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. That was the fanciest thing I could think of.

Nitti's picture

Ctfu! Yup!

ANBRO's picture

Hey, that's what I said... well not really.. but kinda.... don't I get credit for anything!!

Nitti's picture

ANDROMEDA SAYS YOU'RE ALL BEATING A DEAD HORSE ON A TOPIC THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!! It must be your color choice!

ANBRO's picture

BOOM

Nitti's picture

I'm coming with you

ANBRO's picture

Goodness Guys! Can we just get back to Sexual Predators, Prostitutes, Steroids and Goats?? You guys are taking this thing to a whole new level... Blum 3 Leave the religion and politics to discussion with people you know, it's very hard to read tone in text..... You are all beating a dead horse! Happy Happy Peeps!

ANBRO's picture

Snip Snippppyyyyy.... BUSH by any other name would still be a BUSH!

Pale's picture

I agree, I read thru this thread.. Wow. No getting that time back, lol.

ANBRO's picture

Nope!! Didn't change your prospective on anything either did it???

Pale's picture

Nope, still agnostic as ever...

Darktide's picture

With talk like that you need to get SAVED!!!! Blum 3

ANBRO's picture

I've been saved once... Nitti almost ban me but by the grace of the eroids gods I was SAVED! So toooo late Pank! Smile

Darktide's picture

Well then save me!! Smile

ANBRO's picture

I've tried.. I think I'm gonna leave that one up to HBG! She has a way of making you bow! Blum 3

Darktide's picture

Lol! I promise with all the beauty with the women in this place I don't think you could keep any man from bowing:)

ANBRO's picture

You're right... However dippy do below v v v seems to not see the light.. The spoon feeding is OV (Over)....

dandog's picture

ANBRO's picture

I'm gonna put my foot in your butt if you keep talking!! SHHHHHhhhhhhh Look over there... (kicks you in the shin and runs........)

Darktide's picture

Do to Destructos recent conversion to the same sex what makes you think "a foot in his butt isn't a reward" Smile

ANBRO's picture

I completely forgot! No wonder he didn't flinch!

Darktide's picture

LOL