BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS
If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?
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No. I haven't seen your hair. I'm sure it's nice, but if you want perfect hair. You have to be me. Sorry.
Ed, if its true that Nitti has a wooden eye I would have to advise him to rid himself of that wooden eye and purchase an all too sexy PIRATE EYE PATCH. Everyone knows women love pirates. (and to some extent, Ninjas).
He's afraid to wear one of those things. He says he'll go blind. I keep trying to tell him to put it over the bad eye.
LMFAO. I spit out my gum after reading that. LOL!
Engineer! Give this young lass a new card pronto!
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Why don't you all make a group and discuss this shit? Idk, maybe I'm missing something but the topic has moved on to something that will never be settled and its totally unrelated to Goths post!
Oh shit. A mod shows up after three days of bantor. Way to stay on top of this one speedy.
I was just waiting for you to chime in to talk shit! And there's a blow me n cheese samminch over on the table. Help yourself bro. :-)
Lol, looks like one of those little finger sandwiches that they serve At weddings.
tread-mYou got spoiled to me didn't you? Go ahead bro , steak is served! BOOM!
ED finger sandwiches at a wedding??? You gotta get out of that trailer park..
Lol. That was the fanciest thing I could think of.
Ctfu! Yup!
Hey, that's what I said... well not really.. but kinda.... don't I get credit for anything!!
ANDROMEDA SAYS YOU'RE ALL BEATING A DEAD HORSE ON A TOPIC THAT WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!! It must be your color choice!
BOOM
AnonBBL, got to go worship Darwin
I'm coming with you
biggerthanyouIf you guys want to see a powerful Christian man at work check out http://www.christbarsnone.com/
One of the most godly men I know not to mention a close friend who has helped me through my journey. This guy is the real deal been beyond hell and back. Was a hard nosed criminal who would have just as soon kicked ur ass as look at you. Now you would never know. He assures me that he truly cares for and loves each one of you even tho he doesn't know you personallu
Goodness Guys! Can we just get back to Sexual Predators, Prostitutes, Steroids and Goats?? You guys are taking this thing to a whole new level...
Leave the religion and politics to discussion with people you know, it's very hard to read tone in text..... You are all beating a dead horse! Happy Happy Peeps!
tread-mTell it gurl, I got landscaping to do bitchezzzzz!
Snip Snippppyyyyy.... BUSH by any other name would still be a BUSH!
tread-mEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggzachary!
I agree, I read thru this thread.. Wow. No getting that time back, lol.
Nope!! Didn't change your prospective on anything either did it???
Nope, still agnostic as ever...
With talk like that you need to get SAVED!!!!
I've been saved once... Nitti almost ban me but by the grace of the eroids gods I was SAVED! So toooo late Pank!
Well then save me!!
I've tried.. I think I'm gonna leave that one up to HBG! She has a way of making you bow!
Lol! I promise with all the beauty with the women in this place I don't think you could keep any man from bowing:)
You're right... However dippy do below v v v seems to not see the light.. The spoon feeding is OV (Over)....
biggerthanyouLETS GET EM ALL SAVED!!! WHOOOPPPP
AnonI used to be a Christian until I started really studying and read the bible all the way through. Then I decided It wasn't for me. I put my faith in science.
waltrhow about that part where the donkey is all like "why the fuck are you hitting me? there's an angel in the way asshole and he's got a big sword..you REALLY want me to walk into him? cause i don't think it's gonna turn out so good..."
pretty cool eh?
AnonYeah... that was some pretty amazing stuff back then... talking donkeys and all. Not to mention talking snakes. The funny thing is why does an invisible angel need an invisible sword?
What I think would be pretty cool is for someone who has had their leg amputated to be able to regenerate a new one. The miracles are always something that cant be seen by the normal guy, like cancer or what ever. For some reason god can raise the dead, heal the sick heal the blind but can never cure the disease itself... all because we have free will or some shit.
I wont be back to this post bro, I'm not wasting a minute more on this.
biggerthanyouWhy science is so inadequate. The laws of physics themselves don't make sense. How are the atoms in my brain figuring out and understanding(limited) themselves. Something in the system can't understand or even begin to understand the system. How does that work? Makes no sense scientifically. I do know that some really smart atheists have set out to prove the bible false and have ended up being the biggest Christians of them all...
I'm gonna put my foot in your butt if you keep talking!! SHHHHHhhhhhhh Look over there... (kicks you in the shin and runs........)
Do to Destructos recent conversion to the same sex what makes you think "a foot in his butt isn't a reward"
I completely forgot! No wonder he didn't flinch!
LOL
Anon7GOTHIC, brother you never disappoint. I'm in no way a nuthugger but I always find myself able to read all the way to the bottom with ease. In sociology the topic of these "people" came up and the discussion ended with not giving them any money. Where there is a slot to be filled nature will find a way to fill it. A rotting carcass will soon give way to maggots because there is a need for the maggots.
Where I work there are some feral cats. People think they are doing these cats a favor by feeding them. Now there is a slot to be filled because someone has created that slot. other cats have shown up and now there are kittens. as there become more cats, more food is needed. Now there are skunks who have found an opportunity as well and they have taken up residence in the same fenced in area. When disease hits they all suffer a long death.
I cant blame the maggots, skunks and feral cats but I have commented to the people that have created this problem and they have become quite angry. I personally would like to see it made a misdemeanor to be a bum, that way when they hold a sign that says "Homeless & Hungry" they could go to jail and get some hots and a cot
Rustyhooker1- people pretending to be broke and basically stealing happens
2-this was about those fakers being scum
3-still dont know how God had a peep on this whatsoever.
biggerthanyouIt turned to God when Goth made a jab about me being christian without even knowing if I am a christian or not. THAT WAS WRONG. YET NOBODY SAYS ONE WORD ABOUT IT. I start to defend myself on that topic and every one goes bat shit crazy.
RustyhookerI hear ya. But is it "godlike" or Christian to fake being homeless to make bucket of money? My city, there's been many arrests made for tax evasion. One in particular the guy made over $70k panhandling. Plus he was a top tier executive working for the state making over $70k/yr. There's definitly folks needing help. I offer food and they get pissed. If you need a beer then just ask....
biggerthanyouWell I would think that most of them are not christian. It is better to give them food or drink but God does say things along the lines of what we do for the least of human beings we also do to him. So giving a dollar or food or drink to a homeless man is good but I also like to throw in a gospel tract or a simple " Jesus loves you I love you and I'll be praying for you" not that I do this to every guy begging on the streets but HONESTLY you guys don't think people on the streets are getting rich I mean cmon now
AnonGod is a big boy isn't he? I mean if he created the earth, moon, stars, and the whole universe he is big enough to speak for himself right? Hell if he wants to get goth or tread for what they said I'm sure he can conjure up a tornado, earthquake or Tsunami to straighten them out right? I never understood why everyone has to run to gods defense.
biggerthanyouHe won't necessarily punish one on this earth but the afterlife is very real and very scary. God does speak for himself who is to say He can't speak for himself through a human being right? I wasn't defending God I was defending myself and my beliefs(once they got brought up and blatantly insulted)