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BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS

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If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?

BlackDoug's picture

Ummm you forgot to mention those two down there vvvv and there experience at bible camp

XvBeast's picture

gothic really knows how to stir up shit lol, u guys do know that these kind of argument usually go no where, its like trying to answer what is the purpose of life and why do we exist. btw jesus was natural, i dont think he appreciates u juicing

BlackDoug's picture

Geeeez will somebody please give Ed a pro card. After this long drug out conversation about religion that almost took just as nasty of a turn into politics I'm left with just one question....... Are you two really gonna go stand on the corner holding your signs for this experiment? I'm truly interested in this experiment! I would very much enjoy it as a you tube video LOL I guess just telling how it went would be a fun read if you're unable to pull off the video and still hide your identity. So just do it and ill subscribe cuz this shit sounds funny. I personally think its takes some guts to leave you comfort zone just to see what happens...... Oh yeah did I mention? Somebody please get Ed his f$&@ing pro card I'm tired of him askin' for it damn people! LOL

7gothic's picture

LOL...actually, documenting it for You Tube would probably be the only way I'd do it-----if I'm going to get my ass kicked (or shot), I at least want a spot on the Today Show and a few bucks out it when the video goes viral.

BlackDoug's picture

I'm looking forward to this experiment! I have a friend that would absolutely do this experiment with me. My wife on the other hand..... No way in hell LOL I'm serious that's good shit. I like the idea of holding a sign that says "I need beer money will you please help". So keep just do it! If anything at all it will make for a hell of a story.

Nitti's picture

too many hard facts for me to ignore

In the bible? :-O
Im sorry I must be misinterpreting that. Don't mind me. I'll just be over here banging my head against the wall!

Nitti's picture

Anyone who may be offended by my views DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAC_cGVnUg

Nitti's picture

C'mon now! I'm not Irish.

Darktide's picture

You make me Lmao! All I could think about seeing you back her on this wonderland thread is Al Pachino Godfather 3

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

Greg's picture

Untrue. I have problems with people who read the bible as a 2 dimensional book. As if one passage means only one thing.

Do you know why there are 4 gospels in the new testament?

Greg's picture

Learn this first: The myth is more important than the facts.
And, they call it "The living bible" for a reason. Nothing living "sits still".

The occupation of the writers. I.e., the personality types. Physical, Mental, spiritual, etc...
Each reported the same event as they saw it from their personal perspective.

You too read the bible with your own personal perspective. It does NOT make your perspective the right one. Nor are you wrong. Right now you see things as physical. Jesus literally raised lazareth from the dead. He literally made a blind man see.

I see Jesus as having raised lazareth from a spiritual death. I see that Jesus enlightened a blind man.

You see the crucifixion as literal. I see it as an analogy on how we experience hardship and change.

There are many more interpretations...
You get your information agnostically. I get mine gnostically.

Which one of us is wrong? Answer: Neither of us.

So don't start your bible thumping and telling me you have all of the answers and your interpretation is the right one. It's not. Understand that the Bible was written for all men. As a personal message to each man.

Pale's picture

Hard facts? And which prophecies have come true to a T?

Pale's picture

However it is YOU that made the claim. BACK UP WHAT YOU SAY! You probably believe Jesus was born on or around December 25th too don't you? lol.

Also, what do you suppose would happen if you told someone a "burning bush" spoke to you in the voice of god?

Also please keep in mind oh simple one that the gospels of Jesus were not even put to paper until 200+ years after his death! How accurate do you believe it is to get facts write 200 years later 2000 years ago? We cannot even get facts right the next day in the age of the internet...

XvBeast's picture

EVERY ONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DRINK MY GOAT MILK

Darktide's picture

I drank fresh goat's milk when I was in Afghanistan had the shits for 4 days so bad I converted to three different religions trying to get a miracle!

aronl's picture

The guys at the corner are not doing you any harm. If you dont like them just ignore them. I have a bigger problem with the POS ones that are collecting SSD, disability, workmans comp, unemployment, etc etc when they are totally capable to work if they want. I personally know of people who chose to take the free money instead of another job alternative they can have when its not exactly the job they would like or they think the pay is lower than they deserve. And they make excuses and lies about why they cant work to keep it going. Its like they put their hands in all our pockets everyday like a parasite and theres nothing we can do to stop it. Its not a small number either so be angry at them not the beggar guys.

Greg's picture

Agreed. It's an Obamanation!!

J.Mc.'s picture

Fo sho!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Well damn. I guess I'll chime in.
I'm not sure if a forum that promotes breaking laws through illicit drug use is the proper place for anyone to be all high and mighty about who is or isn't getting saved. So I'll try to let someone else tackle that one.
With that said. I consider myself a Christian. I don't think telling people that I'm a Christian automatically makes me a Christian. I think it's a lifestyle more than a choice of words. A lifestyle that I try to live yet find myself failing every single day. I've never felt comfortable telling others that they are going to hell, because damn. I've got all kind of shit that I'm trying to work through myself. Probably more damning than most.
Reading the comments has caused me to reflect, I read Goth and his crazy ass statements, and I read bigger's and his crazy ass statements and then I think of Christ's words on the cross: "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do." Jesus said that after being nailed to a cross. Seems to be a pretty forgiving guy to the ignorant.
Can't that be applied to all of us? Aren't we all ignorant? Hell, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just some dopey guy that's yoked like a fricken Ox (that deserves a pro tag), that is trying to figure out how to be happy. Aren't we all? I find happiness when I do stuff that Jesus taught, like love, forgive, and help other people. So I do it. So yeah, I'll claim Christianity as my lifestyle of choice. Goth finds happiness doing stuff that Ted Bundy taught like Kill, steal and rape, and he finds that makes him happy, so he makes that claim. Bigger finds happiness telling Goth that he's going to burn in hell and that makes him happy. Who am I to judge. The fact of the matter is, none of us really know what we are doing and if there truly is an all knowing, all wise creator that see's everything, surely he will be able to give all of us a fair shake, no matter our situation. If there isn't, well, we can at least say that we tried our best to be happy, and that to me is what is important. IMHO Labels are kind of silly.
I think we all would be better to respect everyone's decisions on how they have chosen to live their life, because really....none of us know what we are doing. We are just trying the best that we can to be happy with the cards that we are dealt. Well that is everyone except for those damn lying beggars and bums. I'd like to kick them all in the nuts.
All my love,
No homo
Ed.

XvBeast's picture

u dont need gear anymore, just inject holy water

ANBRO's picture

Can I hold the cross, holy water and snake??

Greg's picture

Snake? Is that part of the rite? Or you just want to hold Treds snake?

HotPinkGirl's picture

(HPG walks in room after a small haiatus)

Aint NO ONE holdin T's "snake" but me ..i only gave permission for T_Luva to on my lil brain vaca. (Comp prep will do that...i think i am a lil betta) He did aaaiught but He is still learnin and takin notes from the Master. aint NO ONE touchin holdin peekin pokin nuttin it. If they do...they can be assured a bite from the venemous HPG and they be gooone like the wind...

Sorry been MIA a few here...but dont think for one second that my "responsibities" are not being attended to!

Fair warning to all...HPG is in comp prep mode only 9 days out and PMS AINT SHIT to what this is!! But i do have a FAB TABULOUS MAAYYUN who is by far the best thing on this earth to be by me and help me through this! Love him more than ANYYYTHING EVER!!! I MEAN EEE VV EE RRR!!

HotPinkGirl's picture
HotPinkGirl's picture

Honey....u know me better than that. Just toss me an M&M and i will..as always...be chocolate syrup in ur hand....ohhh yummm...okay think i am onto sumthin..pardon me..(steps back outta the room)

T_luva's picture

So the batteries to "Tonka Treaddy" are still good, right???? .... I'd hate to get 90% in and BOOM!