BEGGARS AND PANHANDLERS
If you live in a large city, you no-doubt have seen people hanging around bus stops and businesses asking for money. There have always been beggars and panhandlers, and they have always known that if you can swallow a lot of pride (and a little cum), you can knock down an easy 70K per year----better than most college grads fresh out of school.
But lately, this trend has caught on in small towns as the eceonomy continues to collpase (and make no mistake, it is collapsing---resting solely on printed fiat currency). In my town, the beggars, finding that big city folks have awakened to their bullshit sob stories, have moved in and tapped into the gullible naievity of the liberal Christians, which we seem to be over-populated with. They stand at an intersection---usually one that intersects with a Wallmart (we all know how gullible you have to be to shop there), and hold signs that read "DISABLED VET...ANYTHING HELPS" or "SINGLE MOM....LOST EVERYTHING". Upon questioning, they never give you a solid story, and after a few hours in one spot, usually get into their BMW and drive off to another fishing hole.
So I've decided that if people are that stupid, then it would be interesting to see just how stupid they really are.......just how much bullshit will they swallow. So in order to find out, Grrl and I have decided to do some begging on our own this weekend.
My sign will read...."RECENTLY PAROLED SEXUAL PREDATOR.......ANYTHING HELPS"........and Grrrl's sign is going to read ......."LAID OFF PROSTITUTE.....LOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING PIMP". I've already made arrangements to have my belongings shipped to Tread if I'm lynched, and my wife shipped to BFG----IF she has any ass left to ship after our day in the sun.
Seriously, if you're able to stand in the hot sun for hours, you can run the fry machine for a while and Micky Ds. There are plenty of social agencies, soup kitchens and single fat girls who will take you in. You don't need to rake in 300 a day from people who are probably worse off than you. Taking money from poor people puts you in the same League as a preacher, and that's saying something.
Anyway-----what are you seeing in your town? Have you noticed things getting worse, or is your city hall repaving the sidewallks in gold?
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I saw a prostitute in my small town a few years ago. I talked about for a week. No beggars that I've seen in my town. But in the bordering city...yea. I don't give any beggar money. The only time I give out money is when I leave generous tips to waiters/esses. But that's because they worked for it.
my bullshit filter when dealing with a panhandler is offering to buy them something to eat. if they refuse then i know they just want the cash to piss it away. i grew up in a big city so i had to deal with panhandlers a lot.
Captain DickMcL...bible study anyone?
Crack it open I am game
Captain DickMcL...bro im watching ancient aliens right now, they got some weird shit, im starting to think that jesus was an alien ... what if all those gods from different religions are all real but aliens .. this show is tripping me out lol
The first few episodes of Ancient Aliens were real thinkers and very plausible. I really think they have some merit. The last episodes it felt like they were reaching to keep it interesting. I would recommend the first 4 or 5 shows to anyone.
tread-mBrother I know we're all having fun but anything not of this eartgh is alien. We are all likely aliens in that we have rock with life presence in it all over the place and we likely came from some of that life form. YOU'RE PROBABLY A FUCKIN ALIEN TOO! LMAO...very interesting those shows though I like it!
I'll go for the alien theory WAY before I go for the magic theory-----you could be on to something there.
Interesting concept for sure! Whenever I watch shows like that I find my self trying to piece together similarities throughout history that could add factual support it winds feeling more like school again then just enjoying the damn program lol.
All you atheists out there will love this guy. Goth put me down with this guy a year or so ago. He's awesome!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAC_cGVnUg
AnonPat is equally yoked towards all religion. He got death threats a while back. I like the fact that he took the time to say the things he has. He just has a gift for finding the right words
Lol I put that link up about a page back.... But yeah funny and controversial
Ok I'm a retard.... I put a Pat Condell link up just a few posts ago but not the same one. He's easy to get caught up in whether you like him or hate him.
AnonAttention everyone, if Noviceaas tries to get you to bible study with him don't do it. He tried to convince me that Kama Sutra meant "new testament" in Spanish !
Anonoyo como va here
let me show you something
mine will read "please help, im addicted to steroids. i need to stay this size or i will kill myself." get right under their skin. great post. you gave me a lot of ideas.
I wouldn't say it's because people are "gullible" in the small towns, or wherever people give in to the song and dance beggars (essentially, scammers) use.
Honestly, I'm from a very small town, too...but well educated, unlike most of the people there. I just wasn't yet accustomed to seeing someone who claimed to be out of gas, sick, blah blah blah, without them really meaning it. After traveling to a few countries and seeing even MORE scammers and REAL poverty, I'm much less naive than back then.
Small town people are the ones who'll stop and help you on the side of the road if your car breaks down or you have an accident. Genuinely nice people, with good intentions typically.
It sucks feeling like an idiot after getting burned several times by the "sob stories" of junkies and the transients living in weekly hotels, but taught me a hard lesson, and unfortunately that is that few people who claim to be in need really are.
Losers abound in this world. What's even worse is that I'm sure at some point I'll avoid helping an honest person because I'll think they're lying. As always, a few bad apples ruin it for everyone else.
This is just to much to keep up with holy shit
RustyhookerThe flying spaghetti monster is laughing his ass off right now!
I have to go Goth, ironically to a funeral but this was some fun. I respect your opinion and give you credit for your words if you saw the dead raised. The Jewish leaders there witnessed it and did not worship Jesus. Of course you know not all in life is logical. If you love your ladyfriend grrl or whatever her name is there is no logic in those feelings you just have them. You cant prove the love your for your child or your mother but does that mean it is false. no. You take many things on faith and everybody does
What does Pat Condell have to say about the origin of our species? Well this is what he thinks.....
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BCpT88Jw-f4
AnonI've been subscribed to him for years but missed that one, damn that was funny !
Pat Condell was the guy who inspired me to go from agnostic to the realization that I had been lied to all my life, and subsequently turned all-out atheist. Seeing the wars, pain, misery and oppression in the name of religion not only opened my eyes, but allowed me to live a fuller, more guilt-free life.
Pat Condell is the closest thing I have a true hero.
I just figure by staying agnostic if some how, some way they were right and Jesus did show back up I have an out , lol. But seriously, I cannot fathom how any intelligent person could sign on with Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc. WE are the higher power, not a flying spaghetti monster...
AnonI was in the heart of the city where all of the "true homeless" people live ( the ones who don't have signs) and threw an electric motor in the huge dumpster in the alley. There was a homeless guy in there taking a dump and it literally maybe even physically scared the shit out of him. He screamed like I killed him and stood up, then I saw him through the sliding door on the dumpster and he almost made me shit myself.
if god is all loving and forgiving, would he he forgive some one who doesnt believe in christianity.. if the answer is yes then no body needs to be a christian, if the answer is no then how is he all loving and forgiving
actually beast, that all loving all forgiving thing is not in the Holy Bible it is something man says is in the holy bible. But the scripture states this about God
Romans 9:13 Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated."
damn i could of sworn some chruch lady told me " u need to stop using steroids, because jesus loves u" ..so she was lying, alright im about to confront her on her stuff
See what I mean! Don't ever trust those church ladies L:)
if he is all powerful then can he make a rock that even he cant carry, if he cant create such a rock then how is he all powerful
if god is omni-present (everywhere) why does he feel the need to walk every where. think about it, if im every where then why do i need to go places
if god is Omnibenevolent ( he does things for the good) then why doesnt he stop all the crimes that are happening in the world. but women and kids getting killed and raped is part of his plan for the greater good then i dont wana follow that god
Why don't you come out and ask the question we all want the answer to... Does god have a penis?
AnonDamn, I thought for a minute you asked if god had a piano. I was thinking wtf does god need a piano for.
If he died a virgin... then hell no! Most men can't get past the age of 16 with sex...
Never said he died a virgin. He was reported to hand out with prostitutes which makes him ok in my book!
AnonHere here!!!
If its true we were made in his image then I can safely say YES.
Wait.. I don't have a penis.. Well not yet anyway. Har Har...
AnonYou'll be jousting in no time!
;-)
You, my dear, were made from a man's rib. Hence men (interesting fact) have one less rib on one side of our bodies.
I heard men remove ribs for something else
I was made from my mommy and daddy... and men and women both have the same amount of ribs..
According to the bible. Was being sarcastic
I KNOW THAT! I was being funny! It's not funny now.. I had to explain it.. Dang D.
LOL. You need to go to church. :-D
If it's true then god is a pale skinned, acne prone, pot bellied, old man in his underwear, robe, and black socks belching this mornings breakfast of beer
HOLY SHIT Jesus is my drunk neighbor!
actually again a man made up philosophy about God. But the scripture says that God said this,
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
well ur just on a row, lol, let me go read the holy book and i ll come back with something for u