+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT
Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.
So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.
This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.
So, you give:
Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.
In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.
Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.
Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help
The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol
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Doesn't look like 9% BF either.
Dreamers!........................ roll on Feb for the next batch O bollocks lmfaooooo
RustyhookerThe guy at store sold me a prohormone but warned of kidney failure. So im 3 weeks on it....
Where does inbreeding create this?
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/dmz-side-effe...
There is nothing wrong with any of the cycles posted on here........... problem is that you lot that call yourselves Vets are nothing but sticks in the mud and are jealous because some of these guys are hitting bigger stacks than you and blowing you pout the water because lets be honest...... they are all monsters!!
RustyhookerLmao!!! Im a midget and should stick to things im good at like living under a bridge. Or being tossed in a pub by Flash.
Lol.
You've made me chuckle with your posts this morning.
RustyhookerAnother alleged mass monster. Going for tren. Doesn't know difference between bulk or cut. No idea on ai or pct. Wont post priors. Won't post pictures. Talking some vegan crap but 250+ cut...riiiight...
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/ready-for-tren
RustyhookerCant tolerate long ester test. So got 4 bottles of prop for a 16 week eq run. Genius!
https://www.eroids.com/pics/gonna-run-this-eq-prop-cycle#comment-2199764
I'm surprised this hasn't been the busiest thread with some of the bollocks I've been reading recently.
RustyhookerI turned 2 goofballs runs into learning forums. Pick em apart to look at all angles. The op won't flex but the regulars have enjoyed a lil brainstorm
i think because its so lame these days with anything regarding steroids on here we all just glance at the posts and move on...... nothing, absolutely nothing has caught my attention for quiet a while now bro, its just more of the same bullshit cycle after bullshit cycle.
Its that time of year i suppose.......... we just seem bogged down with numbskull kids with crazed ideas.
Fkn mouths on twigs........ wish they would just get too fuck! Twiglets.
I can't get past the first few sentences of most of these confusing and convoluted cycle posts. I just scroll down to watch the fireworks. Even that is getting old though.
And when you are not commenting I am not as interested in looking, it is a vicious circle.
i know brother....... shame really but you see my track and i just read and move on, i cant seem to drop on something that interests me.......... fiery semen and salt/sugar diets just arnt my thang lol
Well whenever you get inspired to drop some knowledge on these guys you know it is going to blow up for a good couple hundred posts. These boys are hungry.
RustyhookerFlaming semen...bwuhahaha! Ok, trying to get a laugh from the crowd. Lol
Great Post Cat.
thanks for the link.
RustyhookerWhen in prior posts folks here warn you. First cycle keep it simple. But you gotta run tren. No pinning skills and in poor shape.
.. https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/this-sh-it-hurts...
RustyhookerALL I EAT IS FAST FOODS
. https://www.eroids.com/pics/750-cyp-ew-of-dragon-pharma-and-any-hdl-and-...
" ALL I EAT IS FAST FOOD" -> story of my life
"Half assed food" horrible Nutrition and in turn half assed results from diet. Let alone quality of life.
RustyhookerThere's tons of ways to eat well while on the road. Sandwich shops, delete the mayo. Pack meals in cool can...tuna sandwich, meat sandwich, chicken breasts, yams, broccoli etc.
I drive and eat non stop. If ya need ideas, post a forum.
You are spot on man. I move all over the country chasing work and even when I'm staying in motels I make the majority of my meals. Fast food is fucking poison! If a guy is too lazy to prepare a meal he probably shouldn't be manipulating his endocrine system.
I know man but sometimes we need some umami flavor in our life :]
RustyhookerHere we go thru the revolving door. Come into eroids 40 pounds light but after a year, learned nothing. Thousands of posts to learn from yet, the kitchen sink method somehow sounds intelligent. Op runs sust...bunk?! So switch to cutblend...to...bulk. Still can't answer the basics in order to achieve any gial. And I swear dude did have a post few weeks back that made no sence. Lol.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/my-ass-is-bleedi...
YungJocHaha now that is funny.
RustyhookerYear long cycle. Doesn't hurt you.
. https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/pct-anti-estrogens/hcg-during-l...
Russian roulette with roids...pretty entertaining stuff in a shock value sense. I thought what I did when I was a knucklehead back in the day was extreme. Keep poundin the knowledge into the people with posts like this though...most wont listen but the few that do quite possibly may be the few who's lives you pro long...
That's the only way to look at it. There's a minority you can "save" front here own cavalier attitude, but it's a pretty unrewarding task for the most part.
I hear ya...people that extend a hand so to speak for no other reason than good, in whatever aspect in life...are ahead of the game in every aspect in life. I'm learning by reading through these forums, you are among the guys that drop valuable tokens...
RustyhookerTrolls are loose. 19 forums and he's got it all figured out.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/changing-compoun...
You know it's so much worse seeing it from someone pretty much our age.
RustyhookerYes it is! Menopause men going it for ifbb title but hadn't lifted since high school. Lol
RustyhookerBeen on cycle a year. But that's not his question or problem.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/tired-on-test.#c...
Guess he answered his own rhetoric. ...
I think he was expecting folk to say "eat five marshmallows and you'll be back to normal." SMH....
My flesh is burning, but my hand in the fire is not the problem or my question. How do I get rid of the pain...
RustyhookerSome days I just wonder why I'm here. Folks don't care, they want magic beans. Lol
i have the all time winner! i will keep the username annonymous, but i will post it here so he can read the feedback, advice and critique everyone has too offer, try and get this guys life back on track!
Got a question for you.
Your probably going to think I'm a dickhead and that's fine I'm not going to post this anywhere on the forum.
I've been on it for 4 years pretty much straight I was 66kgs when I started I'm am now 102kgs
I've used pretty much everything I don't seem to get any gyno signs or estrogen
My last cycle 2.5g test 1g deca 6 weeks ago and 150mg of anadrole I was very big full and puffy ill probably never run this much gear again.. Iv been on 1ml a week of test e for about 7 weeks I'm going to start my next cycle 1200mg test 800mg deca a week.
10 weeks on then jump onto nobles advanced mass probably do 15 weeks on that..
What I'm wanting to know is do you think I should run arimadex all the way through or something else I have plenty of it I don't usual use it. I've been on stuff that long I can't train without it I'm addicted to it I know I'd probably get raged on and kicked off this site if I posted this up there just wanted some advice on what to use while I'm on cycle
After that statement I wouldn't even hotgerctryingbyo get him back on track!
RustyhookerI was going to post up a full forum on a proper cutter using simple test and var. All steps from science to quiet the parrots. Sure doesn't look like it's worth the time really.
Like I said to you on PM the other day. I can't decide if they're getting worse it I'm just really intolerant at the moment,
no its worse .. I can't believe people are actually entertaining this .. smh..
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/abnormal-gains-i...
I'm basically done with guiding the majority. I'll help out those I know, but otherwise I'm utterly bored of trying to help lost causes.
I saw that guy earlier and I thought pretty much exactly what you'd typed, "you had to stop so it doesn't matter".
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/best-way-to-run-...
Think I have a winner just in case it gets taken down lol
This is my second cycle, my first cycle I ran Trenbolone Hex.(Parabolon) 100mg 2x week for 4 weeks and test cypionate 200mg every 3 days for the same 4 weeks and I had to go to PCT early due to broken neck in car wreck ! I'm healed and starting again! I am 33 weigh 260 and 6'5!
I started my first 2 weeks with test cyp 200 three times a week and Andro Blend 300mg (test e,tren e,and masteron e 100mg each) 3x weekly and now I have ordered the following for the final ten weeks
tren enanthate 250mg 2 vials ,test enanthate 300mg 2 vials ,deca 250mg 1 vial , I also have one each test prop 100mg,tren acetate 100mg,and one Andro blend left! Also I have clenbuterol !
My goal is to add about 2 inches to biceps and bulk up clean and cut all over (especially abs/ core ! All help,ideas, etc will be greatly appreciated!!!
I will be posting pics of me during cycle before and after and of my gear which I proudly purchased fr
I'm convinced they're getting worse. It would be easier to have a "decent cycles" thread. It would hardly have anything posted to it these days..,,,
Primed and ready to cycle. Not just any old cycle either, big boy run.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/time-to-shred-0
This was in a SI page (I know, what a shocker!). He's on a mess of a "big boy" cycle and has no idea about AI's...
Rustyhooker.
My favourite ever eroids quote occurred today:
So from now on personal experience is irrelevant. There will be weekly tests in your steroid use books at 9am on Fridays.
GearofWarThat must be that supreme fool Q81 or whatever the hell his username is..