+ 11 Worst Cycles of eroids - How NOT TO DO IT
Am I imagining it, or is it post a ridiculous cycle month? I'm being deadly serious here, some of the stuff posted over the last few days is mind numbing. Here we are on a forum FULL to the brim with a variety of posts detailing beginner cycles, intermediate cycles, all nicely arranged in groups and stickies yet still people post up stuff that shows little or no research or understanding of the compounds involved.
So, as it's apparently tricky to track down all the sensible cycles, I've decided after discussion with a few of our regular members and mods to make it easy to find HOW NOT TO DO IT.
This is how it will work. You can post up the cycles and their links, (I want to see la crème de la crème here), and we can discuss / dismantle in a (largely) constructive way. Exceptions can be made for extreme stupidity, ADV/EXP tags posting stupid stuff, these are all acceptable candidates for ridicule and humiliation without recourse. The front runners will be moved into this posts text as examples to show others WHAT and WHY they shouldn't run this.
So, you give:
Cycle.
Link.
OP Stats.
What's wrong in your opinion.
In return, you get, well, very little to be honest. Hopefully at least a small amount of entertainment and more importantly contribute to others learning what's appropriate, what isn't and why.
Keep it constructive. Let's try and avoid anyone being over sensitive and taking things too personally. Sometimes we learn better from the negatives.
Winner - week commencing 2nd March. Spotted by Rolltide.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/general/general-talk/cycle-and-pct-help
The one to beat. In my eyes the worst / most inappropriate I think I've ever seen in my time here:
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdrol
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Enjoy the read. Pun intended.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/anabolic-steroids/a-good-cycle
lmfao that was just too much ... I m taking a break I can't do it anymore
Every once in a while someone comes along with a decent head in their shoulders. These are the people I'll always go out of my way to help if I can.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/first-cycle-like-feedback-please#comme...
Apparently this is a beginner cycle......
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/bulking-cycle-for-beginners#comment-20...
More kids spending the pocket money on steroids.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/cycle-planning-f...
I've been seeing some crazy shit in the reviews section lately. I was reading one earlier, I won't mention the source, and the guy was 6" at 136lbs on his 2nd cycle! I had to check the guys profile because I thought it was a mistake but no those were his actual stats. He was 23 and running test and tren.
I can't imagine what some guys are running out there without any advice or idea of the consequences. We see some bad ideas in the logs for sure but it's the ones we don't see I'd be more concerned about!
You're absolutely right. Since buying a gym, it's been an eye opener. There's 120lb 16 year olds asking my guys for gear. I've banned some of them for their own good.
Our latest contender:
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/tren-ace-test-pr...
That's some crazy shitttt
Enjoy.
Gearhead will particularly like this one.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/5-month-transformation-0
That one is definitely a doozy.
I negged him. You're "nicer" than I am. If I had the authority I would have taken it all for that train wreck. That's permaban material.
I don't know about nicer. You didn't see what I initially wrote then deleted.....
That guy there is exactly what's wrong with modern steroid use.
Looks like he took it down already. Dang, I shoulda copied and pasted it in here. I could kick myself. That was definitely one of the worst of the worst. I mean it was hammer material. LOL It will be hard to top that one. Please don't delete your first pass gut reactions. We all missed a good read I imagine.
When I saw that I immediately wondered what Viking's reaction would have been . . . LMAO
EDIT - I still had it up on another screen !!!! Voila !!!!
This is from our member letsgettropical
this dude had another post that everyone got their panties in a knot in also .. lmfao... TROLL
bhahahahahaha! lmao right now, fkn TROLLS, go getem grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll hahahaha.
You really think the guy is a TROLL? With the pix and everything? My gut reaction is that he is delusional and is really pinning all that gear. That said, you have way more experience than I do in identifying TROLLS . . . LoL I haven't seen the hammer swing in quite some time . . . this would be the right time . . .
I ll go find that post and link it up .. dude's a TROLL
Now he has reposted the same pics saying he did it naturally not on gear.
https://www.eroids.com/pics/lost-50-pounds-in-3-months.-no-steroids-used...
this one is for you Flash
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ab57
8 hours ago
@Steveb
I dont knw my bf but im not a husky or fat im want put on some serious mass and strength on a short cycle I first cycle was test e and deca was good but it has been over 2yrs. I was thinking test p npp tren a eq androl caber and adex can tou help with doses.please ive been.reading but cant get a straight answer.thanks
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/sus-and-tren-and-some-orals
contender here
CYCLE LAYOUT
Week Sustanon Tren E Nolvadex T3 PROVIRON ANAVAR
1 250mg 500mg 10mg
2 250mg 500mg 10mg
3 250mg 500mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg
4 250mg 500mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
5 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
6 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
7 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
8 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
9 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
10 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
11 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
12 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
13 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
14 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
15 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
16 250mg 625mg 10mg 50mcg 50mg 75mg
17
copied and pasted because no doubt op will delete post and seek help in si page or pm, 26 yo 4 years experience, this is yolo wreckless bs! getting worse and worse.all the knowledge in the world in this place from responsible reputable members who actually care for peoples safety and they join and post this crap, how about read a bit first.
I had to read the anavar and T3 parts three times to make sure I didn't misunderstand.........
I'm getting to the point where I almost want some of these guys to come running back with their tail between their legs saying "I'm in the shit, HELP!".
i have no doubt if he runs that he will get hurt in some way, thats the point of no return there.
that is how people learn best
Unfortunately that's so true.
fat fingered a thumbs down, fixed it.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/restart-after-leg-broken...
This takes absurdity to a new level, transcending all prior eroids cycle log folly. Never have such heights been reached. Until now. Merely gazing at the proposal will leave you breathless . . .
That one is definitely special.....
I don't even know what half of those compounds are.
Well, let's see.
We got Androxine - water based trenbolone suspension
Then there's Rexogin - Winny injectable
Test Prop
T4 - not sure what that's supposed to do here except mess with your thyroid - has no use in the cycle
Ventipulmin - I assume it's the syrup since he's got it dosed in cups - which is just clenbuterol for horses
The rest - HCG / Proviron / Cagerboline / Nolvadex / Clomid / Adex - these you know
I find this, well, alluring in a way - kind of like the way one is drawn to look at a fresh auto accident when they are still pulling survivors from the multiple vehicle burning wreckage.
Then there's the complication that he speaks French and his second language is German not English, which I can overcome since I speak English, French and German fairly well, but it makes it difficult for the community to participate and this is eroids not the United Nations and I ain't gonna do translations. The language of this website is English. Speak it at your own peril.
Just curious has anyone ever seen or heard of someone getting messed up from gear? I saw the RIP Aerotek sticky but have never witnessed firsthand steroid abuse hurt anyone in my 15 years of bb circles. Not with slin, diuretics, only thing I've witnessed directly is when people abuse rec drugs they can get hurt. With that being said I think you're onto something catalyst. A little bit of gear is all that is necessary with good food and intense weight training.
I've seen and heard of plenty of people getting screwed up from gear diuretics and slin. I've known a few people who passed away from diuretics prepping for shows, guy running stacks and never pulling bloods and suffer from liver issues , kidney issues , heart growth due to high blood pressure and RBC count, seen guys go hypo and die from missing meals with slin, plenty of people die from dnp and high body temp. The list is long abuse high dosages and they catch up with you, don't do things properly and things will bite you in the ass.
I Have had allot of time to check out the cycle logs and forums over the last week or so and i gotta agree the majority of cycles being posted are absolute garbage. The thing that gets me is seeing all of you guys giving GREAT advice and then getting told to FUCK OFF because its not what the OP wanted to hear. Most of the cycles i am talking about are already posted here, pretty sure a number of the cycles got deleted do to the OPs getting canned.
At first I used to find it irritating, now it rarely bothers me. To be honest I get more irritated when people are rude back to some of you guys when you take the time to help them.
Look at it this way, they're only robbing themselves of gains......
Good point; some kid on here was complaining of gyno on over a gram of tren per week, I very humbly and kindly made the suggestion of cutting his dose. He took offense (I've won trophies on 1/3 of the amount of tren/week this kid was on but hey what do I know)
They know better - You'll get used to it.....
It's definitely stupid season at the moment.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/testmastnpp-first-time-test-cycle
The OP is playing with drugs. Too much of that recently. When the community steps in and tries to work with something like this it just disappoints me. The OP needs a time out to stand in a corner and wear a dunce cap.
I remember Rusty and I talking this time last year and he called it the spring influx. Well, it's that time of year again. The amount of utterly ridiculous stuff recently combined with a lack of carbs due to comp prep is making Catalyst a grumpy so and so. Wait until the tren kicks in.........
It seems like nobody wants to eat anymore or realizes the importance of the diet. Just give me my drugs and the more the better. SMH
That's all I've seen for the last few days, lazy. Is this what steroids have become? "I can't be bothered to put in any hard work so I'll just pin loads of gear".
I've said it before, these are the folks that just don't hold onto their gains.
I have zero muscle base, so I'll run a boat load of gear to get where I want to be quickly.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/lean-cut-then-bulk-experiment
I also have zero muscle base, my bf is way higher than stated but I'm going to run this anyway.
https://www.eroids.com/cycle_logs/eqtest-etest-proptren-anpptbolsuperdro...
First cycle too.....
This one surely has to be a joke.
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/just-started-a-c...
I'm serious on this one
Unfortunately I genuinely believe you.
Problem: The guy is 6' 160 lbs. soaking wet.
AnonI think this is what Cat is talking about
https://www.eroids.com/forum/steroids-qa/steroid-cycles/first-time-cycle...