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if she had died this year they would have charged you carbon tax
fucking scum dogs
fukd up man.... and they want us to retire at 70 or 75 now? so just die on ya feet at work?
Anonno more retired poo..its semi retired these days cost of everything to survive one cant simply depend on pension/supa and or money,property rentals aquired in lifespand..shits all at a premium..the problem is we are too lazy and dont fukin burn the streets and hang these fat bastards upside down and gut them like the pigs that they are on the street like other countrys up risings that occur..what we do is shut the fuk up have a winge and keep on touching our toes..fukin cant wait till shit hits the fan!
Every over inflated balloon goes "pop" eventually..
thats it poo
Hey mother bitches.
hows things mate? Thanks for putting me onto Jim Jefferys! Every time Im pissed off (usually 45 minute intervals) I watch one of his vids hahaha, just watched the one of him in Hollond with the egg stuck up his arse haha..
Shoulda used tweezers instead of chopsticks. Fuck was he thinking. Love when he talks about bringing the rubber cunt back to the store
Just watched Jim jeffrys that's some funny shit, seen the upside down bitch with the pommy flag in the twat years ago, Fuck I'm feeling like I'm not the sickest cunt in the group for a change, yay
You just finally watched him or watched new material? He's a twisted cunt his Anne frank story was the funniest shit I've ever heard. Damn near piss myself everytime I watch it
We're all going to hell mate.... just un-clench and enjoy the ride haha
Yeah I deal with the demons on a daily basis haha, fucking look em in the eye and laugh I say
Anonwelcome home!
Cheers dansta, u cunts go alright eh, I don't get involved with chat room shit usually but I joined Eroids on a fucking whim one night at work and been back every day since. Nice to meet some funny fuckers
so long as we stick to the rules up top.... were all good.
So what are the rules, no fat chicks, no boat people and defnantly no fucking vegetarians
how about we all stop using the word "cunt" ;-/
Anonfrom now on i will say 'kent' because im a silly kent!
;-)
Anonyou will always be our favourite mod.grrl even though you aint officially the respect and fear still lingers.xxoo
done deal grrl... considering how much else we get away with in here thats a very reasonable request..
But if you every come down to aus (no point unless you enjoy following a million rules, paying huge taxs, and having your gear taken off ya..)..
Youl see that we all drop the "C-bomb" flat out.. Even the girls do?
Whats new in grrrl world too?
really? kinda like calling everyone bitches then eh? no I ll just visit thanks no sense in staying if I can't have my juice.. sold one of the stangs today ;-( but I needed the storage room to work on the gt...
GT!!! lucky thing! mines just thrown a bunch of codes and is going back to the dealer this week, came up "reduced engine power"... so went from 680hp back to the pre-set 450hp?? Dont know how people drive slow cars?
All this was caused because it wants new O2 and maf-sensors? gay..
Cant work on this thing... I installed secondary cat bypass pipes and it had a hissy fit over that too?
People drop the C bomb down here like you lot say "bro" and "dude"...
And like how kiwis say "cuzzy bro"....
Very strange? then again, we are a bunch of convicts haha
lol.. I wont buy anything that is fast that I can't work on myself.. regular ed car.. sure.. but its no use buying some of the new things with the codes and censors and computer shit.. what am i going to do with that?
Should pull the donk outa this thing and drop an old 454bb with an 8/71 on top..
Atleast then all Ide need is a timing light and sense of humor to fix it?
If i even put the wrong octane fuel in this fussy thing, it complains..
Im getting an the ECU udated from gemballa in it, with a lowering module...
Its getting expensive though.. And the codes are bloody annoying..
Still... its fast and makes me smile ;)
Even at 450hp its ok, just hast got the "oh shit" factor anymore..
I did find the speed limiter in the dash ecu though! And learned how to use the aircon!!
The rules are the ones up the top of the page lover boy....
OH! and every time you log onto eroids you have to take ya pants off and crank up gangnam style and dance around like a fuckhead hahahaha
Fat chicks are fine... we have clenbuterol to fix that haha..
Woopa Gangam.style yaasaaa, sorry.I missd the rest of wat u said man I was too busy fucking rickshawing
Note to self, don't get on Eroids when drunk, lol
AnonDirty little cobba loves shoving his dim sim in some soy sauce filthy fuk..
Yeah all good mate. He is bloody good isn't he. Cracks me up all the time as well. Haven't seen the one with the egg. i will check that out for sure
It bought back painful memory's of the time that chicks acrylic nail came off in my arse.... that wasnt a high point in my life mate.
Ive looked better, but atleast I had a second pair of hands to help out..
And if KK`s reading this... "No! it wasnt the tranny! I took her out as a favor!"
Anonyou seen -1 man 1 cup?
seen it sexy.... aka "jar squatter"
Gotta admire the guy for fishing shards of glass outa his stinker without making a single scream or swearing his hole off.
But at the point where one decides.....
"hey, nothing good on TV... I think Il shove a glass jar in my arse!!! Thats not gona have any repercussions!!"
YOU KINDA GET WHAT YA DESERVE!!
He did an interview with www.bestgore.com and goes on about how he's done it hundreds of times and nothing ever gone wrong??? Really??
Either way... his arse, his rules.
AnonBet his shit comes out like soup from a siv these days grotty mess of a man with a nappy..on a side note check my new favourite track i workout to on youtube..drugsdrugsdrugs
mines:
knife party - internet friends (youl love the lyrics)
as long as it isn't past the second knuckle mate or around that depth then he isn't a homo. hahaha
Mate this guy is in his own category...
But I think this kinda weird kinky shit is standard "first date" stuff over there in Europe?
We'll send dansta over to compile a thorough report haha
haha didnt take long for the aussie forum to go down hill again hahaha, no cunts gonna want to come on holidays here soon...
Theyl think all we do is ares rape and smash piss and coke....
Havent seen it to my knowledge mate? But then again, I am a dumb cunt!
Looking for it now...
Report to follow..
AnonSafe to say I have not participated in watching any of this and I will try to keep down under as straight as possible! Every now and then I am gonna mention a girl that's on my mind at the moment and you can go search her, this might help yous get off some of the sick shit you watch haha. Anyway check out a girl named Jessica Nigri
Theres no fun in being normal?
AnonI am sure Jeffrey Dahmer was thinking that too while he is in prison.
Im sure he was in there with:
lubed up cock, jizz on his chest, porn on the bed, egg up his arse, busted rubber vadge in the corner hahahaha
Holy crap I turn my back for a day and all this goes down in here! I missed all the action! Mods stepping in, Scammers all scammed and nicked off now, hilarious.
I gotta admit.... I do miss having GRRRL as a mod. She shuts fuckheads down sooo fast hahaha
It's not over yet. They sacre easy but they'll be back, and in greater numbers
AnonYeah what is with like 5 people in one day saying they got a SRC and asking for FR? wtf aha
scammers gonna scam bro ;)
AnonWell back when I was younger and on the other side of the law I never scammed anyone, but then I never sold anything on the net, I think that's the main problem.
Anonhaha how rife has it got in here with all these "sources"..a shit storms a coming randy..
what source??
that guy advertising 50% re-ship?
DNA offered 100% re-ship and are alot more reputable.