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wallabokkie's picture

Yeah pretty funny.

gcgeargold's picture

haha i just finished watching one of my jim jeffries dvds and then came on here and saw this lol. he's fucking hilarious, my favorite bits he does... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZJ-_OTvsqo and then search for one where he explains the difference between sluts and studs.. lol

Blane's picture

What are my chances of getting my order through customs, from all of your great wisdom, knowledge and experience, which it seems is hard to get from your cold and merciless yet hilarious comments? My friend and I are ordering the usual test e, hcg, nolva, clomid, anastrozol and finasteride. Also what are the chances of customs breaking my door down and raping my ass?

ATR2000's picture

Their not going to break your door down for that order. Still limit your orders and keep them separate, even if you have to fork out for extra shipping. Clomid, anastrozol and propecia customs usually don't give a stuff about, but if it's packaged with test and hCG you will lose it all

OldSpice's picture

Good advice, keep it to 2-4 items per pack and keep the orals separate from the test and hcg. Don't kick off a cycle upon receiving half your stuff, as the other half will, invariably, have been seized. Build up a 2-3 cycle buffer stock of legit (as legit as it gets) gear you need, once you find out your preferred type (the second hard thing to do after you find a decent source). Also, agree on the customs part, they ain't going to kick in your door for a small order. But if they do kick in your door and you are friend are oiled up and wrestling, watching "300" or "Spartacus" - you're on your own.

Blane's picture

Hahaha thanks guys i'll do separate orders and pay the shipping and avoid the oil wrestling, good to know i'll get my pct stuff through, do most vials get seized though i've read so many mixed reports? Should I wait until it gets busy in December with Christmas or just take my chances?

frankgrimes's picture

ONLY ORDER 2-4 ITEMS per package
STAY AWAY FROM US SOURCES
YOUR BEST BET IS UK/CHINA SOURCES

i think this advice at the top of the page is spot on.

Blane's picture

You are correct it is spot on, but thats not my question, I want to know the chances of getting it through, like hey expect to have 3 out of 5 packages destroyed, or it's purely up to luck, or even you have no chance (Which I doubt they are strict but not perfect), I have taken the above advise ordering from UK and doing smaller orders at a time. Have you ordered gear and it come through? Or have you have a seizer letter? That would be helpful in determining the odds of my success.

gcgeargold's picture

dude... u want to know what the chances are??? NO ONE CAN TELL U THAT lol. order and findout urself, some places reship free to aus, all its going to come down to, is whether they notice vials when its xray'd or not.. its that simple.

OldSpice's picture

When using the top rated companies on Eroids, and sticking to the rules already discussed, I am now 5 out of 6 (1 seizure letter). Before I discovered Eroids I was 0 for 3 (no deliveries, no seizure letters, I was scammed from the get go). So, if you've done what has been advised and ordered form the rated companies, you should be better than 50:50. But, what do I know !

Blane's picture

Thanks OldSpice thats what i was looking for, thanks you!

poofinger's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

This is how I imagine danstas nights out on the town hahaha

aussiedan's picture

smashing all kinds of asian pussaaay.. hahaha

Johnmatrix's picture

asian girls are E.Z just show em ur guns

poofinger's picture

asian girls hate me....... big time

Johnmatrix's picture

probly because ur 4x the size of them lol

thresh's picture

Hey fellow Aussies.
If anyone can help with some descreet info please PM me as I'm not having much luck
Regards Thresh-Melb

poofinger's picture

wallabokkie has the hook ups brutha, pm him and say trainbrain sent ya

wallabokkie's picture

Hahaha funny fuckers arent you lot. I get all my gear off a bloke called some c#%t. I am sure that everyone knows him just in case you dont know him try old mate.

poofinger's picture

atleast we now know the standard operating procedure for when a newbie asks for a source hahaha
check ya email too ya old buzzard

ATR2000's picture

Don't listen to them Walla. There is nothing hilarious about what trainbrain did. None of us are laughing at your expense. We're just jealous you became so popular overnight

wallabokkie's picture

I am laughing at what train did mate. I think its bloody hilarious

dudsy's picture

Ha ha nice...

wallabokkie's picture

Well it is good to see the poo man is back. Poo for PM.

ATR2000's picture

Poo has my vote. There will be no censoring the Internet under the Poo government

poofinger's picture

hourly protate exams would be mandatory!!!!

wallabokkie's picture

Will they be done with or without hands? Not much homo hahahahahaha

poofinger's picture

all done by me mate.... needs my gentle toucy

Johnmatrix's picture

Gear to be legal and FREE?!

kodiakGRRL's picture

I can see how badly this place has degenerated.. ;-/ Do I have to put back on the TAG and is wayne brady going to have to choke a bitch? http://youtu.be/bONBlJNt0I0

poofinger's picture

i could just stop posting if you likr grrl??

kodiakGRRL's picture

no honey, then I couldn't come in here and make faces at you @ / @

poofinger's picture

hahaha love it! hovw you.been anyway? hows v new biz??
have you sold that slow.mustang yet??

kodiakGRRL's picture

lol.. no honey, just got a new one to play with ;-)

poofinger's picture

nice!! what do you get!
ivw just had 70mm pipes from the turbos back installed.
methanol inj, new air intakes and a.lowering module..
too.classy for.me haha
youd look.good driving.it... the shifters on the propper.side too you back to front yanky haha

kodiakGRRL's picture

lol.. yankee ...lmao..

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geezunit's picture

This one just sounds horrible..
Fucking hell poo what is it?

poofinger's picture

just watch it mate.... its funny.stuff

geezunit's picture

What the fuck?!?
Not cool haha.

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dudsy's picture

AHHH man i shouldnt have watched that. Surely that shit aint real? Who the fuck does that to themselves?

Slide's picture

LIVE ACTION!!!

ATR2000's picture

Hi buddy, I've sent you a request

Stan's picture

1: Why would you start at 250mg TestE and then after two weeks increase to 500mg? That makes no sense.

2: You do not need as much as 40mg of tamoxifen in PCT. The need for that dose is unsupported by evidence and has merely established itself as common by virtue of "blind following the blind", so to speak.

3: Using clenbuterol for 3 weeks only is not going to do much by itself. You will need to use it for longer than that for much noticeable effect. You need to either start low and taper upwards to compensate for the down-regulation of beta-ARs, or start relatively high (at the previously established well tolerated dose) and get off after about 14 days for about 14 days before repeating.