+ 31 Getting Gear Tested
Getting your gear tested is allot easier then you may think. But you will have to do some serious chemistry homework first. For those of you who live in the USA, most universities offer these services to industry and the public for a fee. First locate a major public university, I say "major" because Liquid Chromatography Mass Spectrometry LC/MS machines don't grow on trees, although some smaller school may also have them.
Lets take world famous UC Berkeley for example, their fees for analyzing samples by LCMS are here: http://qb3.berkeley.edu/qb3/msf/rates.cfm
I agree it is a little pricey at $153 per sample but if you think your going to buy a whole bunch of gear it could be worth it. I have seen fees as low as $10,, sleep with that chemistry graduate student and get all your samples run for free.
How much sample do they need? Literally 1 drop will do, the machines are extraordinarily sensitive.
So what does an LC/MS do? It separates all of the components of a mixture and determines there molecular weights. How does it do this... get a PhD.
So if you test a vial of Test Enth, the LC/MS should show a large amount of ions of molecular weigh 401.31, because that is the molecular weight of the Test Enth molecule,, +1 for ionization. You don't have to tell the people at the facility what your sample is, in fact most of the samples they run are unknowns (that's why they are testing!). Just say your looking for a mass of 401.31. If your sample doesn't have this large number of ions then there is no Test Enth in your sample.
I recently had a sample of the new Syntrop DPL4fifty from one of eroids top 5 suppliers tested. It was suppose to be composed of Test Enth and Drostanolone Enth. It did test positive for a large quantity of Test Enth, but there were no significant ions at 417.33, meaning no Drostanolone Enth, it was fake, but it would still have given me results if I had used it because it was loaded with testosterone. So now I have a question for you, how does anybody know what this steroid or that steroid actually does when you have no idea what's in your vial?
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VERY PUT TOGETHER BROTHA AND WILL BE VERY USEFULL TO A LOT OF PEOPLE
RustyhookerITS 10 YEARS OLD
There is such service in Europe, it's quite popular on other forums, I recommend it to my customers, and costs like 80usd per sample - [email protected]
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i used a home testing kit that i bought on amazon in the past and it seemed to have work...it obviously wont give you the exact levels but it will tell you what chemical is present
if its labmax forget about it..
a lot of false positive.
What was the name of the test kit?
Thanks in advance
Great Article ... the very thing I have been wondering about. I am on TRT and would like to bridge it with quality Var. I already pissed away my money on BS Var once and don't want it to happen again.
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Hi can anyone tell me if the stuff that PharmacomStore.WS sells is real? I know they have a high rating here but am still skeptical. Thank you
Go to the SI pages and ask,............ some Fanboy/Nuthugger is sure to set you straight.
And read the RULES.
If you get it tested at one of the sites they say are legit they will refund you the cost of testing. I don't know who they say is legit, but at least you will get a full refund from PCS.
Recently tested Pharma Prim 100 and it came back as Masteron. Not cool. Never buying their crap again
What part of "DO NOT name source's or labs in the open forum" DO you NOT understand.
ETA: Just because a lab sticks "pharma" in its name doesn't mean shit.
If you didn't buy it from a real pharmacy with a real prescription it isn't pharmacy grade, anything else is just advertising to get you to buy.
Got any proof to post, bro?
Proof of black market testing ???
Don't get me started, ......... I do question why you would ask.
I don't understand. What's the problem with testing a certain UGL?
And I asked because I'd like to know if such and such a supplier is selling mast as primo, or something else. It wouldn't be proof but it would be something that could be looked into further.
Getting steroids tested is an iffy proposition, the tester is accepting delivery of an illegal drug.
But your question kind of struck me as one source stirring up shit for another source.
Ah, ok. I see what you mean. Definitely didn't intend for it to come off that way.
Well that's not good news. I just put in an order with them. Did you buy direct?
Praise you!
I don't think roidtest and labmax are very dependable
Great first post! Full of info.
Roidtest from Amazon works well;-)
I have always wanted to have my gear tested, thanks for the info!
How do i knoe whats lagit and whats noy
Trump4PrezMost of the shit around these days seems to be under dosed if you read all the SIs'
soreasscheeksAnabolicslab.com
Am I able to link sites as a response? I think so as I've seen others refer products and stuff... I have a friend who ordered some stuff from a source that I've looked up on here actually and quite frankly didn't feel the best about it. So I found that roidtest.Com you can actually buy field test kits to sample exactly what test is in your product if any at all...it of course doesn't show strength or bacteria which is sh..ty but I guess it helps to confirm if it is present or not and saves the trouble of finding a Chem grad to sleep with lol
interesting post, now to find that chem grad student to sleep with! haha
Grimmmawesome read, thank you
Bigshinsu77Your post really makes me think! I definitely would like to think that the gear that I purchase is exactly what I am getting! It is kind of scary not knowing for sure. You bring up a great point! Thanks
Very interesting for sure
Noob to this site. Not sure if this is the best forum: Came upon Balkan Nandrolona D 20% in 10 ml package. Balkan Pharm site indicates 20% is NOT cureently packaged in this size vial. Wishfully thinking maybe that size was recently discontinued. It does match other pics I have ween on the web. Orange cap; label seems legit. Exp. "03.18"
got from a reputable source. Any thoughts on if this is legit before I try it?? Thanks!!
Hi all,
I saw a new website to test your gear.
Qualitative and also quantitative
website is called steroidcheck (holland)
Did not use it yet so cant say if the service is ok.
But looks good.
does anybody have a good place in the UK to test gear?
I found
steroidcheck.com
looks ok to me
qualitative and quantitative
based in the netherlands, they accept worldwide samples.
I would like to test some of my gear. Can anyone help?
I found
steroidcheck.com
looks ok to me
qualitative and quantitative
based in the netherlands, they accept worldwide samples.
In the UK we had a place we could send gear off that was government funded to be tested with results posted online! they stopped testing gear though now just things like pills, heroin and all the bad things :(
witekFDA went after labs in USA long time which tested steroids for people.
yep, those welsh brothers knew what was up. too bad they dont test gear anymore. i found out about them after july of this year when they stopped :/
very nice
Has anyone tested Andractim? I'll pay to have someone test it.
Well written article, man. I am currently a student at a research university; I am able to test for the presence of testosterone in my vials, but when it comes to actual numbers, I am lost. I know my school doesn't test for the public as we mainly use our machines for chemotherapy patients as well as hospital patients.
There is another way, a way quite similar to that of testing a pools chemical structure with reagents. I'd recommend this for anyone whom lacks the proper funds, or for those of you unable to find a center near you. I only know of the kit for testosterone, but most likely, there is also a kit to test for other compounds.
Do your research before you spend money on something that may not work. If you approach this as you did the first time using steroids, hopefully you approached it with an open mind and willingness to study, then you shouldn't have an issue with finding the kit online. I would post, but we are to provide no links, no prices, etc..
IfbbmoeHey dude do you find that kit to be pretty reliable / accurate? Does it tell you how much testosterone is present or just if it is there or not? Thanks. I sent a friend request so you can Pm me
Ive found $51 to $150 depending on which test.
how do you approach a lab about this? Do you tell them what gear you think it is and they confirm?
can anyone send me a legit lab? im in ny
No, with mass spec they tell you what the gear is composed of.
Thanks for the info bro. Great first post, I never knew thats where you would go to get your gear tested.
Or if you know somebody in the fire dept that works for the hazmat team they have a mass spectrometer too.
waiterOne way i have heard my buds at gym talk bout is some docs carry the machine at their private office. If u get to know your primary care doc pretty well who may have one or have a doc friend who does and help u out. Its a longshot and you have to know and trust the doc. I have also heard tabs dissolved in urine then tested,a small part of a tab anyways. Not sure if that would work. I remember a dude sending to a mex lab to have gear tested but that was long ago,i dont remember much detail but its a start.
Anon...