+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!
Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.
Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.
EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!
So what does everyone else wear here???
EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun 
Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!
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Living the dream. Don't forget flexing in the mirror.
And fucking
... Chewing up Cialis and shootin HCG. Just like grampa showed me
Haven’t ever tried hcg. Bought some couple of years ago but it’s stayed in its box. Cialis is fucking awesome
You should try it on cycle - gets the balls reloaded.
My right nut has been sucked up into me last few fucks. Shit is not cool lmao
What the fuck?!!! Maybe @randomdude could milk that prostate to blow your ball back out
Lol! I dont think there is a maybe included in that. He would no doubt, that's brotherly love
I built my own custom milking table.
I sell them on Etsy
Well it better be a thin table. Not a lot of room to play with, if ya know what i mean
Haven’t had an issue (yet)
Just ordered these 3 so I can whore the gym up
Too late to change it? With the club de nuit you really want the eau de parfum. The toilette and the parfum aren’t the same match as the eau de parfum…
Got a cancelation request in, hopefully in time.
If its too late I guess I will just have to add another spray or two
Hopefully bro they already shipped mine lol
It worked!
Should get my refund in 3-7 days. Ordered the invictus and club , took out the frat boy one lol
You should be fine, definitely want the eau de parfum, it’s not even a question.
Damn, ok let me try
Bloody Hell - that Knock off stuff is cheap!! Can't go wrong for that price - Unless it smells like Drexyls Ass ....
Not knock off’s surprisingly! Just looked at their sourcing and it’s legit as far as I can tell- the only downside is occasionally it’s old sat on stock, but with this stuff it’s not a huge deal imo.
I got the 3.3Oz tester (same exact stuff and bottle just no fancy packaging) of invictus and some Gucci bloom for the missus for a steal.
I think you’ll enjoy those bro! Eros is decent aswell but reminds me too much of college frat parties lol.
Be aware @Asa you did buy the Eau De Toilette’s not Eau De Parfum’s so the scent will be much more muted and made to evaporate more quickly like a quick refresher 1-2 hrs vs cologne/perfume oily 4-6+ hours.
Wait a minute on all of this, I'm confused. I thought the Mens version is Eau De Toillete and the Female version is always Eau De Parfum as in perfume?? Don't they smell different?
No hahahaha look at my explanation below you commented on!
Copied from Google: * The main difference is the concentration of fragrance oils: eau de toilette has 5–15% oil, while eau de parfum has 15–20%. This means eau de toilette is lighter and lasts about 3–5 hours, making it better for everyday wear, whereas eau de parfum is stronger, lasts 6–8 hours or longer, and is better for special occasions*
I learned this from a long ago GF and always watched out for it since!
Essentially Eau de parfum is what we know as “cologne” commonly. It can be male or female directed.
Eau de toilette is a much lighter more water based version of the scent like a quick refresher shorter lasting.
I generally go for Eau de parfum/colognes and just apply less. The scents appeal to me more generally.
Invictus is an example of one that I like both, but for different use cases.
I like the sportier invictus in Eau de toilette to keep it lighter and the darker one in parfum for nights out or times I need it to last all day.
Mate I tried this Scent out yesterday that I figured was Unisex as either could wear it - I went and asked the shop girl and she looked at the bottle and smiled and said 'No, this is the perfume version as its Eau De Parfum!! I felt like a right dickhead lol So in other words - its just the stronger version!!
So how do you know ultimately if the smell is designed for a man or a woman other than using your nose essentially?? Lol
Oh man you know how broads are in today’s world. She saw “parfum” and assumed it meant perfume…. Im sure lots of people do that.
Yep just stronger essentially.
You know man that’s a great question…. I’ve always just noticed shops are mostly segregated by gender.
I guess in general you look for the marketing design?
Scent notes could be a big factor most girly stuff is sweet or floral while mens are more woody or sporty.
Great question there.
@press1 if we keep this up pretty soon some rainbow haired profile is going to come in here typing in all caps and reporting our comments for suggesting that they’re targeted to a specific gender LOL!
Thanks for the tips. College frat parties lmao!
I saw it was a best seller, figured I'd give it a sniff.
Press was referring to club de nuit, it is the clone to the $500 cologne "creed aventus"
Ahhh makes a lot of sense. Hahaha yes dude Eros is or was the hit for younger male crowd for a long while.
I gotcha. Yeah man it’s rare I find ones worth that price tag. Creed is a rare contender that’s worth it, but often I won’t daily drive scents that pricey.
This place’s tester deals are steals. Literally the same exact bottles/contents just no fancy box. Personal use who cares if there is a box lol.
Ya, @Drexyl came through !
I couldn't care less about the bottle or packaging. Just Gimme that stank ...
I do love the invictus bottle though, reminds me of Harry potter lmao wife and I watch them excessively
I'm about to be all up in that ass, eating a ham sammich
You will be bangin those little 18 year old Influencers in the gym left and right bro!!
This stuff is so strong. You only need one spray and it last about 16 hours. Not bad for $100.
Are there strong notes of TUDCA and NAC in that scent??!! Lmao
lol , gotta make sure the inside is staying fresh as well, brother
Women love this one
COOL BOTTLE!!!!
Good to know! I’ve been wearing YSL for a while
My dumbass thought aftershave was some type of moisturizer for your skin after shaving… anyways so this is what I use every once in a blue moon.
Hahaha technically you’re right- aftershave as I know it is a lotion/balm that normally smells good used to calm the skin after shaving.
We went into cologne colognes which wasn’t asked, but I think it’s what was intended.
Eau de toilette’s are normally more water based couple hour long light scents.
Eau de parfum/Cologne is more what we know as “cologne” stronger scents made to last longer.
Never tried that one- is that your “go to”?
Ohh For FUCKS Sake Smurfers - Why Do you have to be so Finicky???!! LMFAO
Lololol probably the autism
The alcohol in aftershave kills the bacteria that cause razor burn.
So there are aftershaves with alcohol and more lotion based ones. I prefer the thicker ones without.
Bacteria doesn’t necessarily cause razor burn.
Bacteria can cause folliculitis and other common skin issues that appear like razor burn, but razor burn or pseudofolliculitis barbae is just an inflammatory response by the hair follicle often caused by ingrown hairs or cutting technique.
Thanks for the info I never noticed that’s what that ment.
This one and Ralph Lauren pollo blue but I gotta be honest they are the only two I’ve ever tried and they were both given as gift so I’ve just always stuck to them.
To be honest man whatever you had on your taint last night smelled great.
Whatever scent your mom’s lip gloss is, can’t remember, cucumber watermelon?
Haha, that would be a great name for a aftershave. People are to fucking soft though and would probably get upset.
I think you’re right.
These three are my go to scents
Pro tip, you guys need to check out fragrancenet.com
Dude you’re a legend.
They’re doing 35% off right now.
Just got an unopened 3.4Oz tester of my favorite for $60 shipped… $125 at Sephora or $150 at Ulta.
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