+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!
Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.
Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.
EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!
So what does everyone else wear here???
EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun 
Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!
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Paradise garden le beau by jean paul gaultier and Man ice by Jimmy choo
Giorgio Armani, Acqua Di Gio.
2 squirts of this and my wife is instantly turned on. Blowjob cheat code in my house fellas. I highly recommend.
Always been a great one!!!
This is Great for a cheapy too:
Ohhhh noooo is PRESS back in playing the field talking after shave and smelling nice
HAHAHAA Its from 7 months ago mate but talking aftershaves is fun
By the Fireplace from Replica
You can get it at Sephora, both my girl and I wear it, helps justify the cost if we're both using it
Dare I ask the price of this??
Depending on the bottle size, $89-170. We definitely don't bathe in it
Drakkar noir
Cedar, tobacco, and whiskey.
This stuffs ment to be good
Ya know you joke - but some of my cheap shite women love more than the expensive stuff!!!
I wear joop homme older ladies get instantly moist by the smell of it lmao
Use to be one of my faves that!!!
Still rock joop from time to time.
How about Cool Water??!! Fahrenheit?? LMAO
I have zero idea or input I’m not even sure what I wear all I know is my wife buys it for me. At the end of the day she’s the one I want drooling over me so she makes the call.
Come on Bro - you must know what it says on the bloody bottle!!!
That's like saying you'd wear Cat piss if she liked it LMAO
Might be it?
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Fuck thats a High Dosage!!
Eau de testosterone hahahaha
Ah yes the frangrance nuts.
I swear there is some legit facts that people that take Reta aquire a frangrance issue. Ive always like frangrances but since taking reta its like I can't stop buying them now. Ive even started buying dupes to see if they are as good as the orginals like Montagne and Dossier.
Ill admit Im a CREED fanboy. Not much of theirs I don't like.
Ohh Yes - Silver Mountain Water was always my favourite, could only ever afford to buy the 30ml ones too LMAO Now I actually buy the copy and its pretty close. I believe the Creed stuff isn't half as strong these days since they were bought out in 2020 from being Family owned for hundreds of years.
YESSS one of my favs. Good taste! Also love Green Irish Tweed. Aventus ofcourse. Viking.
Yea I have the clones of a couple and without spraying both side by side no one would know.
Yeah Bud I use the Club Du Nuit copy of Aventus LMAO
This is Silver Mountain Water:
You know whats up
Bad boy cobalt is a good one especially this time of year. Right now my go to is Prada Pardigme. The black spikey bottle on the top right is a dupe of bad boy cobalt its called shiaka shadow its only like 30 bucks I use it for the gym.
Hey a Fellow Bad Boy Fan!!!! It's AWESOME isn't it .....
Great selection there pal - I gotta admit the only thing not to like about the real one is the bloody price tag on it LMAO
Next one I am after is the Paco Robanne Robot one LOL
PRESS'S INTERESTING FACT OF THE DAY!!
Each 100ml bottle of Aftershave/Cologne contains roughly 1000 sprays.
If you use the average 3 sprays per use then that means it will last around 300 nights/events.
The average lifespan of a bottle ranges from 2 to 5 years after it has been opened, meaning that if you have 3 to 5 bottles you need to use them all regularly before they go off in smell
I wonder what this is a copy of LMAO
Anyone tried this yet?
Its rated really high on Aftershave lists:
Savage LMAO
I get the feeling that one I have ordered is supposed to be a copy also!!! LMAO
I think the Glorious one is a Creed copy - we shall see.
Seriously mate no BS, go into Superdrug or Boots and get yourself a bottle of that Adidas 'Happy Feels' eau de parfum, its a Unisex one and its only £14 - Smells Fuckin Amazin!!! Best laugh is I was walking around Sainsburys last night stinking of it and I walked past this woman pushing her trolley and she shouts out in front of everyone 'Oohh you smell nice'!!!!! LMFAO Never had that before off a random stranger.
Damn! Should have bent her over on the spot
Mate, I was running behind time on my daily Gear injection - there are more important things to get done!!!
We really are all a bunch of starving comedians
Dirty old cow!!! Did you take her back and smash the granny out of it?
Tbh mate I felt really awkward as I just wasn't expecting it LMAO Unfortunately bud she wasn't under 30 and Blonde so it would be against my moral principles to bring her home and subject her to my bedroom antics.
Pants over the had and jobs a goodun! Plus get her to take her teeth out. You will thank me later.
Have you tried this Armaf stuff yet? I just got it from shein for £24 for 105ml
Sorry to say I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to aftershave. Very much stuck in my ways like a proper old git! Only new one I’ve tried in past few years is Sauvage which I loved. Pretty much only wear Aventus these days. Others collecting dust.
Mate, if it smells great and birds love it then does it really matter if its cheap??
Not in the slightest. Got loads of birds with Lynx Africa and Versace Blue Jeans back in the 90s LMAO!
Should have immediately shown her how much you can bench press
"C'mere bitch"
Actually mate, you'd be surprised how clued up women are nowadays with the amount of them that now go to the gym. Years back if you told a bird what you bench they would have no fuckin clue what that weight related to or how much it generally was - nowadays they are always really shocked and impressed LMAO
I'll tell ya a funny story Milf - first time I was sedated for teeth implants I was laid out on the chair nervous as hell, the pulse and BP meter I was rigged up to in there had the Alarm sounding and everything, it was way off the scale LMAO I've got the catheter in my hand, the anaesthetist loading up the huge Barrel with propofol and the implantologist and dental nurse either side of me. Anaesthetist gets me talking to take my mind off whats about to happen and asks me about training etc, he then just randomly comes out with 'What do you bench?! So awkwardly considering the scenario I am in - I tell him and of course he's shocked and says 'Really?? Then the fuckin 2 women either side start going bloody hell and begin asking me genuine questions about it all, suddenly I'm in my element and in full He-Man mode puffing my chest out and all of a sudden I see this fuckin White Propofol snaking its way through the clear tubing straight into my hand ----- I'm like 'NO, NO,NO - wait a minute I wanna have this conversation!!!! Then bloody lights out wasn't it LMFAO Next thing 3.5 hours went by and I'm waking up barely able to stand let alone finish that little chat.
Nah in all fairness mate - there are some really strong benchers on here if you know who they are, all 500 plus guys: @thahulk2014 @Toproll @5percent4life @alekaras
Ive left the flat press alone lately. Ive been piling up the incline and heavy dumbbells lately but higher reps. Getting old.
How old are you bud - I am pretty sure you are late 30's aren't you?
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