+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!
Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.
Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.
EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!
So what does everyone else wear here???
EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun 
Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!
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Im a big fan of EAU DE 2 stroke
But from time to time when I shave I use Clubman.
kerosene
I use what my dad did. Slightly better than Old Spice.
@press1 we need to revive this thread. The world needs it. I need it.
What do you have in mind LOL?
I feel like most of the new peeps In here smell bad based on how they act. They need this thread. Also I like buying scents. You got any new ones?
At the time I posted this and for several months afterwards - I went through a crazy obsession with buying Aftershaves both real versions and clones and ended up with about 12 bottles, so since then have been on a mission of trying to actually use it all before it goes off LMAO The store where I use to go in that had all the Testers on display has also stopped doing them and now keeps all the bottles behind thickened, locked glass cabinets because people were going in just to steal them LMFAO!!! So I haven't had chance to test out anything new.
I've been on a bender of buying random ass colognes blindly. It's becoming an expensive experiment, and cutting deeply into my steroid budget
Aftershaves that smell of Ass??!! Do you find these work on females?
Paradise garden le beau by jean paul gaultier and Man ice by Jimmy choo
Giorgio Armani, Acqua Di Gio.
2 squirts of this and my wife is instantly turned on. Blowjob cheat code in my house fellas. I highly recommend.
Always been a great one!!!
This is Great for a cheapy too:
Ohhhh noooo is PRESS back in playing the field talking after shave and smelling nice
HAHAHAA Its from 7 months ago mate but talking aftershaves is fun
By the Fireplace from Replica
You can get it at Sephora, both my girl and I wear it, helps justify the cost if we're both using it
Dare I ask the price of this??
Depending on the bottle size, $89-170. We definitely don't bathe in it
Drakkar noir
Cedar, tobacco, and whiskey.
This stuffs ment to be good
Ya know you joke - but some of my cheap shite women love more than the expensive stuff!!!
I wear joop homme older ladies get instantly moist by the smell of it lmao
Use to be one of my faves that!!!
Still rock joop from time to time.
How about Cool Water??!! Fahrenheit?? LMAO
I have zero idea or input I’m not even sure what I wear all I know is my wife buys it for me. At the end of the day she’s the one I want drooling over me so she makes the call.
Come on Bro - you must know what it says on the bloody bottle!!!
That's like saying you'd wear Cat piss if she liked it LMAO
Might be it?
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Fuck thats a High Dosage!!
Eau de testosterone hahahaha
Ah yes the frangrance nuts.
I swear there is some legit facts that people that take Reta aquire a frangrance issue. Ive always like frangrances but since taking reta its like I can't stop buying them now. Ive even started buying dupes to see if they are as good as the orginals like Montagne and Dossier.
Ill admit Im a CREED fanboy. Not much of theirs I don't like.
Ohh Yes - Silver Mountain Water was always my favourite, could only ever afford to buy the 30ml ones too LMAO Now I actually buy the copy and its pretty close. I believe the Creed stuff isn't half as strong these days since they were bought out in 2020 from being Family owned for hundreds of years.
YESSS one of my favs. Good taste! Also love Green Irish Tweed. Aventus ofcourse. Viking.
Yea I have the clones of a couple and without spraying both side by side no one would know.
Yeah Bud I use the Club Du Nuit copy of Aventus LMAO
This is Silver Mountain Water:
You know whats up
Bad boy cobalt is a good one especially this time of year. Right now my go to is Prada Pardigme. The black spikey bottle on the top right is a dupe of bad boy cobalt its called shiaka shadow its only like 30 bucks I use it for the gym.
Hey a Fellow Bad Boy Fan!!!! It's AWESOME isn't it .....
Great selection there pal - I gotta admit the only thing not to like about the real one is the bloody price tag on it LMAO
Next one I am after is the Paco Robanne Robot one LOL
PRESS'S INTERESTING FACT OF THE DAY!!
Each 100ml bottle of Aftershave/Cologne contains roughly 1000 sprays.
If you use the average 3 sprays per use then that means it will last around 300 nights/events.
The average lifespan of a bottle ranges from 2 to 5 years after it has been opened, meaning that if you have 3 to 5 bottles you need to use them all regularly before they go off in smell
I wonder what this is a copy of LMAO
Anyone tried this yet?
Its rated really high on Aftershave lists:
Savage LMAO
I get the feeling that one I have ordered is supposed to be a copy also!!! LMAO
I think the Glorious one is a Creed copy - we shall see.
Seriously mate no BS, go into Superdrug or Boots and get yourself a bottle of that Adidas 'Happy Feels' eau de parfum, its a Unisex one and its only £14 - Smells Fuckin Amazin!!! Best laugh is I was walking around Sainsburys last night stinking of it and I walked past this woman pushing her trolley and she shouts out in front of everyone 'Oohh you smell nice'!!!!! LMFAO Never had that before off a random stranger.
Damn! Should have bent her over on the spot
Mate, I was running behind time on my daily Gear injection - there are more important things to get done!!!
We really are all a bunch of starving comedians
Dirty old cow!!! Did you take her back and smash the granny out of it?
Tbh mate I felt really awkward as I just wasn't expecting it LMAO Unfortunately bud she wasn't under 30 and Blonde so it would be against my moral principles to bring her home and subject her to my bedroom antics.
Pants over the had and jobs a goodun! Plus get her to take her teeth out. You will thank me later.
Have you tried this Armaf stuff yet? I just got it from shein for £24 for 105ml