+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!
Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.
Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.
EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!
So what does everyone else wear here???
EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun 
Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!
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maktoGotta check out that goat spunk stuff now. Sounds like it's a panty dropper!
GTFO!!!
I'm a fan of Tom Ford scents myself, I'm not ashamed of buying dupes either, they're good enough to come very close and way cheaper. I suggest if your looking to get authentic stuff there's plenty of legit resellers on ebay.
@Drexyl I've just ordered some Club De Nuit and 2 other Knock Off's that get No.1 and 2 rating on Shien Best Sellers LOL If the Armaf stuff is shit then I'm comin over there to Chop your Bollocks off!!!
Then if you still try to pull me plonker I'll wrap a Cricket bat round ya cannister ....
Two sprays and you’re gonna get laid, I have confidence in this! Lol
Well I have to say I am a little disappointed mate, unbelievably somehow - and I don't know how the Amarf made it here by lunchtime!! Still waiting on the other 2 as they come from another warehouse. All excited I remove the huge bottle from the final fury box and get a whiff of the scent - It's only the same as another of my neighbours wears that lives in my building isn't it!!!! LMAO I mean this guy literally bathes in the stuff and you can tell he's walked down the hallway 2 hours later its so strong the amount he puts on, his will be the Creed version too as he coined lol So unfortunately all I've been able to think about is my neighbour all bloody afternoon as I class it as 'his smell' LOL Useful to have for sure but I must admit I prefer something like Creed Silver Mountain water OR Aqua Di Gio. No way would I pay $500 for the real version.
That’s too funny! Did you get the toilette or parfum? The dry down is when the magic happens with this stuff. It’s constant compliments when I wear it in public. I’m going to assume the neighbor isn’t an Anglo Saxon?
I got these 2 also which are supposed to smell brilliant - Only £10 each!!! LMAO
Tom Ford ones are really good. Love the Tobacco Vanilla and Oud Wood.
Those Tom Ford ones ain't cheap are they!!
There is a Prime copy of those too LMAO
Yes. Have a look at price of his suits
Wasn't he interviewed in the Victoria Beckham Netflix Documentary?
Haven’t watched it bud. Best thing I could do for VB would be to shove my cock in her mouth so she could shut the fuck up for a minute and stop talking about herself. As you know I’m not on tren so this is from a clear perspective
The above one is a copy of Glorious Oud if you have ever heard of it.
It’s a really nice scent, quite musky and good for an evening out. There are some decent copies around. Also places that do genuine samples cheaply
Hott damn! You into porn? I kid..
Middle row 2nd from the right, is that Versace man? My step father got me a bottle of that before he passed, Smells delightful, i have just a few squirts left in mine. "Thats what she said"
Really excited to spray some of that club de nuit around my groin area, just ordered some tonight because Drexyl said he pulls tons of dudes with it.
Yes that's Versace man eau fraiche, good summer one or gym, not super offensive. Tom Ford tobacco vanilla probably my favorite all time, my girl begs me to spray it on a hoodie when I'm gone for a few days!
Oh sweet, I will check that out, thank you
Now that's a collection bro!! I see you have Drexyl's stuff also - is it similar to creed then?
It's close very for the price honestly, but Creed is pretty unique, i haven't brought myself to buy a bottle, maybe one day!
Tom Ford ombre leather is god tier but fking expensive.
That’s a cool looking bottle you got @press1, have to check it out in the web-sight guys have mentioned. Getting into our autumn I just pulled out all the spice and musk VS the fresh and clean summer scents. Burberry Hero has been my goto recently. Prada black used to be in the short list, but it’s no longer available.
You sound like a man who knows his scents buddy!!
You definately gotta get a bottle of this Bad Boy stuff - its really nice. Strong as hell and lasts for ages - to be honest its one of those where you get sick of smelling it after an hour LOL
Brother man, acqua di gio is not brown!!! Unless you’re storing tren in there
I get what you’re saying man, this isn’t the OG aqua di gio. This is the “Absolu”
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Acqua di Gio Absolu is a more modern, sweet, and woody interpretation of the original, featuring prominent fruity (pear, apple) and woody notes, while the original Acqua di Gio is a classic fresh, citrusy, and aquatic scent. Absolu has a distinct profile, with a reddish-brown color and wooden cap, and is considered more of a rich and complex fragrance, whereas the original is the quintessential fresh and aquatic fragrance.
Only reason I say it is because it’s been one of my favorites since the early 2000s. It’s legitimately got me pussy. It will always stay in my arsenal
I wear being 6'6" and jacked it drive the ladies wild. I have sensitive skin anything else gives my a rash.
I've been using Acqua di Gio by Armani for many years. It's a very clean, masculine scent. Women seem to appreciate it, definitely worth checking out!
was my goto for years, not sure if something changed with "recipe" or with me , but gives me a killer headache now.
It's an AWESOME one mate - use to be a HUGE favourite of mine until I used it all Lol I had as much success with that as Creed stuff.
@sandman3698 You alright buddy - haven't seen you in a while?
In the u.s, aftershave is the bottle of "splash on" cologne. Like in home alone. And just "cologne" is the sprays. Or atleast thats what I was raised on calling them here in the midwest... and I'd have to ask my wife what my favorite is lol.
Yeah i havent heard the word aftershave since i was a kid. Over here we slap cologne on it and bear the burn. I think aftershave is actually made for shaving sores and has a skin conditioner in it. I could be wrong. I come from the days of Drakkar, Coolwater, and Eternity
He's Baaacckk!!! Where ya been hidin matey?
I had to take a break for a couple reasons. One being that I returned to a small company that I worked for and got put into a project managerish type role. Everything should be normalizing now though. I missed you guys.
Congrats on ur new job butthole
Ahh you got hauled in to kick some ass did ya!!! Lol
How are the Goats doin?
Well, full honesty, I think he was more desperate than anything lol. His original guy quit on him and this company was the one I got a majority of my training at with his original 2 guys. So I know he wants things ran, and the trades here seem to be getting worse and worse, hiring decent people is a nightmare.
Goats are doing good. Little huevos has turned into a chunk. Winter coats are coming on so they are getting extra poofy.
Seems like it got cold here so fast, how's it over there?
Ohh pal it got cold here real quick now - heating on in homes, everyone wearing gloves and coats outside. Summer is a distant memory now - I want it back!! lol This summer was a good and productive one.
Yo @sandman3698 where the fuck have you been? I've been walking the streets calling out to you for weeks
Often I would feel an uneasy disturbance... almost like a pull, a longing for home. Lol.....
Ahhhhhh there he is. Did you get kidnapped? You got picked up by a hung pervert didn't you?
I wonder if ill ever be able to sit in a chair without the use of a 3/4 inflated donut. Or regain bowel control.
Probably 100% worth it tho
Hcg would have a tough time bringing me back with how much was emptied. Anyways,.... my wife is next to me and she still believes my "rape" story.... lol how you been?
Just relentlessly browsing eroids and masturbating. Same old shit. Glad ur doing good buddy
Why is that a whole vibe honestly?
I judge people for having tik tok but I feel like this is my version of it
That might be the most egregious insult I've ever heard anyone make towards eroids...
Eroids is like an essential service. Like webMD dude
The Life of the Eroidian - Eating, Lifting, Wanking, Injecting, Eroids ....... REPEAT