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+ 3 What's Your Favourite Aftershave/Eau De Toilette Ya Big Puff??!!

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Okay, So after spending quite a few years out of the Aftershave scene and smelling more of Carrier Oils than anything - I decided to go Cologne Hunting and discovering some new Vagina attracting scents this afternoon.

Not sure how long its been out - But I've fallen in love with that Carolina Herrera Bad Boy stuff so bought a bottle of that in the Lightning Bolt!! Smells unreal and strong as Hell, literally as I was walking around the shops wearing it women were stripping down and laying out in front of me Flicking the Bean and getting wet Screaming out 'TAKE ME BABY' in the middle of shops - it got embarrassing at one point.

EDIT: We call it 'Aftershave' in the UK LOL You call it Cologne in the US - Badda Bing Badda Bahhh LMAO!!!

So what does everyone else wear here???

EDIT: If you post then you HAVE to post a picture of it too!! Makes it more fun Lol

Not sure if you get them over there also, but these Adidas Unisex Eau De Parfums are really nice too for the price!

Drexyl's picture

Thank my wife, she turned me on to that spot. They use a weird last mile shipper so it’s always a day or two longer than promised, but can’t beat the pricing.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Big props to Mrs. Drex!

Seriously great deal. Looking forward to it!

They have tons of options and stock. Just my girl some Chanel No 5 & Dior J’adore after comparing the prices. The 35% can be used more than once if you use a different email too!

JayPlug's picture

That’s where I got my aventus jug, 8.4 ounce bottle or something for half off. Could have sold it and made double my money but I ended up keeping it and it will last me a lifetime, also have made plenty of little tubes that friends wanted from it. Great website for that kinda stuff. And yes… I know a lot of people don’t like aventus, but I love it and find less is more. But you can find anything you want on fragrancenet.

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Asa's picture

Couldn't find the the .com version, but there is fragracent.net . They have some halloween deals rn it appears

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Drexyl's picture

Id be wary bro, could be a copycat, it looks like this. They have everything, low and high end.

Asa's picture

Oh, I fat lingered. Ya. Thats the one, some bomb ass deals and free shipping. Nice find

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

Dollar General special. It has won in a blind smelling over other expensive colognes I have.

Milfpounder's picture

BODMAN hahahahahahaha I love it

press1's picture

I'm gonna bring one out called 'Cockman' - The Tranny version LMAO

Drexyl's picture

I’ll definitely believe this, there’s a lot of cheap ones that people sleep on.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Got to use a little more of it, but it lasts a long time. $5

Drexyl's picture

It’s exactly that, the scent will be on point but no lasting power. Kinda like fruit stripe gum lol

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Takes me back. Juicy Fruit is another one.

Drexyl's picture

Yeah I admit to wearing a creed clone, I have Montblanc explorer at the moment as well. I’ve had Sauvage, Chanel Bleu, nothing gets me as many compliments as the Club de Nuit, it’s almost daily. For about $70

Asa's picture

Epic backdrop Lol
I'm about to get this knock off as well. Cant stomach $500 cologne

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press1's picture

You will have to give us feedback as to what you think, I'm curious. Can't always trust the nose of a man who shares his haemerrhoid pictures at will ....

Asa's picture

Lmfao, I got you press. Should be here in a couple days. I'm excited to try it. Hell, I might even throw my american flag speedo on for a photo opp with it

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Drexyl's picture

Gotta hold up the cologne like lady liberty’s torch --

press1's picture

Everything Drex needs to stay alive on the bedside table - A Fuckin Laser sighted gun, Oxygen machine and a bottle of Knock off Aftershave LMFAOOOO!!!!

Milfpounder's picture

Don't forget the vape

Hitting the vape and the CPAP at the same time like a complete boss

Drexyl's picture

I need to figure a way to attach it to the air intake lol

Milfpounder's picture

3d print some shit and become instant billionaire.

press1's picture

Is that what that contraption is Lol

Drexyl's picture

CPAP machine lol
Edit- which I don’t use, I hate the fucking thing! They were designed by the motherfucking devil!!!

Drexyl's picture

It’s all about being prepared lol

RobertB80's picture

Sauvage is great. Prefer the perfume to the elixir

RobertB80's picture

Creed Aventus all day long. They love it

Aggieguy's picture

The shit is expensive but they do love it. I have some of that as well.

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press1's picture

Mate I've been reading this is the New One nowadays!! I use to wear Silver Mountain Water in the white bottle for years - does this one surpass that now?! Armani Acqua Di Gio was another garaunteed bird puller ....

Aggieguy's picture

Armani Acqua Di Gio they cannot resist and go nuts over but I stopped wearing it because now every tool out there wears it and I get tired of smelling it.

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Pumped_'s picture

Creed Aventus for past 5+ years. Worth every penny! For cologne and aftershave. Burns like hell after shaving.

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JayPlug's picture

My all time favorite for sure. I’ve tried plenty of others, I just really like aventus.

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press1's picture

Creed use to be expensive as hell here years ago - So I assume its even more now!! LMAO

RobertB80's picture

£300 or there abouts. It’s like a mattress, money well spent

press1's picture

WHAAAAAAT THE ABSOLUUUUTEE FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK?????!!!!!!

This shit use to be £80 back when I was buying it LMFAO

Fuck me it better be GRADE A PUSSY it works on Bro that's all I'll say .....

Pumped_'s picture

$500 at Macys over here

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RobertB80's picture

When was this mate 1975?

press1's picture

Was actually 2006 HAHAHAhaha

RobertB80's picture

Did you buy it from a shop mate?

press1's picture

Ohh God yeh pal - they only sell it in this one high end department store in my town similar to Harrods if you will lol Maybe thats for the smaller bottle.

RobertB80's picture

Same here mate. John Lewis or bust

RobertB80's picture

It’s the one mate. They open their legs from miles away

Sithx66's picture

I don’t shave at all! I’m not a woman I’m a man! Lmao

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RobertB80's picture

You’ll love this. You don’t need to shave to wear aftershave. Also eau de toilette isn’t actually toilet water

Sithx66's picture

I’ve never thought of that Lmao. I honestly didn’t even try reading the end of the title.

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press1's picture

You must still wanna smell nice though mate!

Sithx66's picture

Wait if you can wear after shave without shaving then wtf is the difference between after shave and cologne??

@RobertB80

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RobertB80's picture

The difference is the concentration of fragrance. Neither are good for the skin on your face but aftershave scent doesn’t last as long as cologne. You don’t have to shave to wear a scent.

Sithx66's picture

I always thought after shave had shit in it to moisturize your skin after shaving. I learned something new today lol in that case I will contribute to this thread. What can I say.. I’m a knuckle dragger

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Tits and Mass's picture

This one

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