posted Tue, 01/30/2024 - 21:48
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Long pants and shorts
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I don't know if any of you do this but if you do I just can't trust you. I see guys at the gym all the time wearing long spandex pants with their shorts over top. If you rep this look Im sorry but i don't trust you! 
Just wear some sweatpants.
Here is another thing that eats at me. Don't put the treadmill at a incline of 20 and then grab on to the front of it to hold onto for dear life and lean back like you are laying in bed. It totally negates the incline. If you gotta hold on like you are about to be blown away by a tornado then the speed is too fast. Slow it down chitara lower the angle dude.
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Lmfao
Hey now, why is it cool for superman to wear shorts over his long spandex pants, and not your gym bros?
I see loads of these Cock munchers over here doing this - the supermarket is where they always seem to be with the obligatory backwards baseball cap on. Now I know doing the baseball cap thing is normal over in the US - but over here in dark rainy England it just looks fuckin stupid. In fact the whole outfit looks bloody stupid - these guys look like they think they are American and obliviously aren't!!!
It looks stupid over here too
Sure does. Although, the pajama pants are just as bad near me. Damn, idiots!
I am sure people are wearing those things here too - they look like they have just got out of bed with coloured patches on the trousers?
Maybe its a Gymbro thing Mak, a kind of inner circle code to meet up in the locker rooms after training
I swear half of this shyt comes form TikTok. But on TikTok they said if i do an incline of 15 and walk at 3.5mph Ill burn fat like its kerosene.
If I wear really f'n tight long pants and shorts over top it promote Quad development and keeps my anus extra warm for deep squats.
You say half, I say about 99.99% of this comes from Tik Tok but I could be wrong
You forgot the anal beads for peak core contraction deep in the hole of squats. It’s like a lifting belt. You need something to push against.
I wear cold gear leggings and shorts every time I play basketball. Gotta keep the legs compressed and warm. Something the folks who can’t imagine what playing over the rim feels like just wouldn’t understand.
Anal beads aren't big enough. Needs o be a giant butt plug. Preferably not a glass. Unless you like to live dangerously.
The treadmill thing I def agree with ya on! It's no different than walking flat at that point. Maybe just a little extra work on the forearms/grip, but that's it.
Hahahaha I’ve wondered the same thing. Hahahah well said
LMAO! Yeah, that’s some weird shit. My wife and I have nick names for just about everyone. We call those guys Olivia Newton Johns! Same for the guys wearing sweatbands around their head. SMH?
We call them private dancers.
https://youtu.be/d4QnalIHlVc?si=Dzw5p0O027UJX41t
LMAO!!!! That’s great!! My wife’s gonna love that one!
Sweat bands around the head are mandatory for tren and dhb runs.
Nah, I’ll stick to my skull cap, Lol
There’s a kid in my sons basketball league that wears leggings with one leg cut off right above the knee and then shorts over them. And has this Justin Beiber hair flip thing. He looks like such a douche, but he is nasty at basketball. Then I see who his parents are and I died on the inside. I used to work with his mom, she was a bartender and she used to wear a butt plug to work everyday LMAO. If he and my son ever have issue my kid will have some serious ammo against him lol. Sorry to ramble on but tights and shorts just immediately reminds of this little shit
So what was the reasoning behind teh buttplug. Was she buttplug worthy or a nasty momma that looked like Honey BooBoo
Oh no she was hot, she’s just a super freak I guess. She wasn’t like crazy hot but when your at kids games and stuff she definitely one of the hotter moms around. Another story that went around about her was some weird shit about how she likes getting eaten out on her period. YIKES
Thats like sucking on a couple pennies. Im a freak but I draw the line at vampirizm.
Is it ok if I just wear the spandex pants without shorts
Only if you have a Gibson Flying V hanging from your neck, LOL
Absolutely not ;)
Yeah, you are probably right, I don't want to look like one of those crosfitters.