A brunette, a readhead, and a blonde are at the gynecologists office. All 3 are pregnant. The brunette says” the doctor says since I was on top when I conceived, I’m having a boy”.
The redhead says “ he told me that I am having a girl, since I was on the bottom.
The blonde bursts out in tears crying. They try to console her, and ask what’s wrong.
She wails “ I’m having puppies”.

let me spot that PB you have in mind

Rapid fire puns...

When I drop my eyeglasses, I make a spectacle of myself.

A rope walks into the local bar with the top of his head messed up. When everyone accuses him of being a string, he replies that he's "a frayed knot."

A farmer is watching a chicken stare at this crop of lettuce. Hmm... chicken sees a salad.

I'll be here all week folks...

Bro, just watch Delray Misfits on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5lGS9j3y_c

Man I was up brush hogging the pasture one day. And at the end of the property there's train tracks from a great distance I saw an old man dragging this chain down the train tracks it was a big Chain he went on by and I didn't see him again until I got up close to the tracks again and here he comes back the other way dragging that chain I couldn't take it so I had stop the tractor and run over there and ask him . why are you dragging that chain? The Old man just looked at me puzzled and said shoot mr. You ever try to push a chain?

Two guys talking at a party. First guy: "My wife is an angel!". Second guy: "You're lucky - mine is still alive." Same two guys, same party. First guy: "Hey, your wedding ring is on the wrong finger." Second guy: "Yeah, I married the wrong woman."

Two men are in a poetry contest. The judge tells the contestants the final word of their entry must be Timbuktu. Guy 1 begins, "Out across the desert sand, drove a lonely caravan, underneath the sky so blue, destination Timbuktu". The second man was about to concede when inspiration struck him, "Me and Tim a fishing went, saw three women in a tent, there being three, and we being two, I bucked one, and Timbuktwo".

The difference between a blonde and a brick wall?

Brick wall had only been laid once.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill...with each a buck and a quarter......jill can down with two fifty)

Did you see the Springer episode about people haveing sex with ghosts? Some guy from WV raises his hand and Jerry says so sir your saying you’ve had sex with a ghost? The guy says ghosts I thought you said goats...

Heard the one about the guy who took winny thinking it was aromasin?

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.

OMG!
I’m amused after reading all these! Funny shit

Good time to load up on cialis and buy flowers and chocolates.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet...

Were going to have a bb

What do steroids and hurricanes have in common???

Both make Jamaicans run really really fast. mannn

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she has already been told twice.

Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.