Dick selfie's
So today my wife's extended family held their little Christmas get together , right. Well a little back story. I usually try like hell to weasel out of these types of deals but after the last "get together" one of my wife's cousin's boyfriend friended her on FB and would periodically message her (weirdly but not enough to trip on). She thought it was weird and of course it got my attention. So today she really wanted me there to keep the weirdo at a distance. So I went.
We end up at the same table, (joy), the dude starts talking to me about basically my business and then leads to him saying " I have been refurbishing this old kerosene heater" blah, blah, here I will show you some pics of it. So being gracious I agree to look, he shows me the first one of it finished, ok, then starts scrolling through his pics, it was kind of quick at first but I could swear I just saw a dick pic, then wait, another one! This time he knows I saw it and kind of nervously laughed and mumbled something about "how'd that get there?" So now I am half in shock and half considering ripping his fucking head off. So I get up and walk away before it turns bloodbath.
It wouldn't have been so violence inducing if he wasn't already at creep status with me. But I am kind of proud of myself for not snapping. So my question is, are dick pics really something dudes are doing? Do chicks like getting these pics? WTF, I am perplexed.
Regardless I told my wife, "we get home you nuclear block that motherfucker". Pray to Odin our paths do not cross again..
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jzagHey, check out that new tag! It fits you well.
I still won't tolerate any dick selfies!
That means you Ed!! No homo.
Dude,
I'm a single 27 yr old dude who dates
Often , I send dick pics out to numerous
Chicks who LOVE IT !!!
Am I missing something ?
Yes, you are missing something .. lol...
Yeh, the part where you actually have sex.
does anyone have any burn cream? Anyone at all?
Yes, in fact you are "missing" something..
Class, common decency, humility, respect... this list can keep going...
Just fantastic!
Agreed....
Yeah, weird... but why do you feel the need to beat someone up for showing you a picture of their dick..? That's a way over the top reaction.
Good you kept it cool though. An assault charge would fuck you over for the rest of your life.
bigwillyYou should have put him out there for all to see. Real loud, hey pal why do you have pictures of your junk on your phone ? Or is it some one else's ? Lol
That thought crossed my mind but the last thing I want to be involved in is a dick measuring contest.
I hear you... For me it's like taking a butter knife to a sword fight. ;-)
McNASTYThat's weird! Cuz just like someone said down below., the fact that he knew they were there. An wanted to show you .Is just plain serial rappist of him. Your hell of man for keeping your cool. I'd of snapped! In front of everyone.
The only pics I send women are normally just shirtless pics. Which a lot ask for. Anyway, dic pics are just IDK out there! Lol i can't remember taken one.
Personally , I feel you , and I commend you for keeping your head , myself I may have lost it . And I dont know if dic pics are what there doing , or not but its sick , im old school and respect , and yes thank odin
Right on. I was only a week or so into tren ace at that time. Over 4 weeks now and I am not sure I would have stayed cool now. My emotions have two speeds right now, nothing and extreme,lol.
I know the feeling very well ,, i usually portray more patients than I have in the past , but on my a run also I was extreme. ,
I am not violent or really snappy but I do feel my emotions are amplified by quite a bit. I do have to stop myself a few times a day and examine whether I am handling situations in the best way. I don't even look at it as a negative. I guess in some ways it allows others to see I am human and not a just a big link. So there are some unintended benefits.
I just accept that I find people irritating whilst on tren. It's certainly not me being intolerant, it's everyone else being annoying
You might say the side affect of tren is that it heightens your awareness. ;-)
It certainly does!
Most deffently , I know what you mean ,
He knew this dick picks where there, and wanted to share them with you... Let that sink in for a minute.
Welcome back
Hitman187Lol... I think the creeper pulled the dick pic move on purpose, seems like he def wanted you to see it.
Just be happy that Dic pick wasn't on your girls phone. Maybe he's a Peter puffer? Meh
please refer to my forum called "dic pics" yes dudes do love sending unsolicited dic pics ...i have no idea why in fact i got one last night from a young guy i was sleeping with which i dont understand bec i've already seen it in real life.....im still confused why he thinks seeing it turns me on...its like ok yah nice dick and ???? sigh
a word of advice if yr gonna send them please know girls forward them to their friends so make sure its not a limp pic ;)
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Cool! I can tell you not to talk like that to other members again or I'll show you out.
LOL. This does technically count as a second warning then!
AnonI can't stand that shit
Length x Width + Penis Aesthetics = Dick Pick...... Guilty as Charged
I am quite perturbed that you have managed to come to a formulaic equation for the process of dick pics.
lol lol its an underground frenzy
Maybe I should develop an app or something in that case, solely for gentialia shows. I Reckon I can become quite wealthy on the back of other men's dicks!
ok i want stock in that ...for every dic pic i get my stock increases lol we'll both be rich
mikeyg4321Your new avi! Oh my my ;)
Hey did you get that dick pic I sent ya? Oh.....wait...it says unable to send file to large. ;)
lol ha ;-)
Woah woah woah. Unless you're actively promoting dic pic sendage, there shall be no increases of any kinds in this company!
Dickmatician at your service
This shit. I like it.
just the way you said that is scary!
I'm with you... Im still confused as to why guys think this is something attractive to look at. If you really take a pause and think about it, the dick is such an ugly piece of equipment... It really is function over form. And don't get me started on how ugly scraggly balls look in these pictures...
I've had friends do this (SMH) and I've had friends receive these pics... I love my dick and I think it's a pretty decent dick as far as dicks go, but I would never send a pic of it to anyone... Not even to my own GF lol. I'd rather send pics of any other part of my body, even my little ass cheeks as opposed to that.
listen if we're gonna be honest pussy's (not sure the proper spelling) are not so great to look at either...I mean seriously I know men fall in love with it an all but I think it too is more because of its delicious function not for it's outrageous beauty and lets not get started on the un kept ones! eww I've seen some of them in the girls locker room it's like 1970 all over again! i love my vagina i think she's pretty awesome too and so do men but i have never been able to take a decent photo of her! i too would rather send a pic of any other part of my body especially my buns of steel ;-)
GearofWarI'll volunteer to review, critique and possibly even drool over, er edit ANY photo you'd like me to my dear. Should you need an artists eye to review pics of the kitty I'm your guy ;) Totally outrageous where these threads go sometimes. And yes, I'll agree that the fun and admiration certainly lies in the function(and flavor) of the lady garden.
oh Gear your so generous with your time and efforts if I do need any help i'll be sure to give you a call...it can be such an arduous task taking such pics and editing them but since you workout so hard I know you'll be committed to the task at hand ;)
GearofWarHa ha! You're great. I may be in love lol! All I can say is that whomever "Steve" is, he'd better realize how lucky he is to have garnered the attentions of one as good as you my dear