Dick selfie's
So today my wife's extended family held their little Christmas get together , right. Well a little back story. I usually try like hell to weasel out of these types of deals but after the last "get together" one of my wife's cousin's boyfriend friended her on FB and would periodically message her (weirdly but not enough to trip on). She thought it was weird and of course it got my attention. So today she really wanted me there to keep the weirdo at a distance. So I went.
We end up at the same table, (joy), the dude starts talking to me about basically my business and then leads to him saying " I have been refurbishing this old kerosene heater" blah, blah, here I will show you some pics of it. So being gracious I agree to look, he shows me the first one of it finished, ok, then starts scrolling through his pics, it was kind of quick at first but I could swear I just saw a dick pic, then wait, another one! This time he knows I saw it and kind of nervously laughed and mumbled something about "how'd that get there?" So now I am half in shock and half considering ripping his fucking head off. So I get up and walk away before it turns bloodbath.
It wouldn't have been so violence inducing if he wasn't already at creep status with me. But I am kind of proud of myself for not snapping. So my question is, are dick pics really something dudes are doing? Do chicks like getting these pics? WTF, I am perplexed.
Regardless I told my wife, "we get home you nuclear block that motherfucker". Pray to Odin our paths do not cross again..
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Lol. I just went through my encounter with getting used to dick pics a couple of years ago. I went through a divorce and the only way I could think of meeting anyone was online. Every single girl I dated said that online dating for them,was mainly sifting through dick pics for a decent looking guy. Guys would just send unsolicited dick pics. My thought was, sadly enough, this tactic must have worked for them at some point. Which would then lead me to thinking about the type of girl that would go for this....
shudders at the thought
However, I finally met and settled down with a girl who is almost 10 years younger than me. She's part of the generation that has constantly grown up with handheld e devices of all sorts. Well apparently to that generation dick pics and sexting of all nature is perfectly acceptable and in fact common as fuck. Once I opened up to the idea, lol, I have to admit that we have some pretty lively exchanges. It's all fun and harmless, but......getting back to your original point. I have taken steps to make sure that no one accidentally sees these pics. Especially another dude. Especially another dude of your size. Hahaha, whether your creeper is a younger guy or just a convert like me, welcome to the standards and morals of the next generation.
He is about the same age as myself. But yea, all 237 pounds of me was wanting to stomp him. Truth be told I don't care all too much what other people are doing but it says a lot about a dude that will actually leave them on his phone.
You guys want to hear another kinda funny story of the same vein. About a year ago, my high school girlfriends brother who I haven't really talked to in over 20 years hits me up out of the blue and asks me if I know (John Doe) to wit I reply yes, he is one of my best friends. He says "well bro, I think he is fucking my wife". I stumble and almost drop the phone. I stop him and say "wait a minute, I think you got the wrong dude". He goes on to tell me he doesn't want any trouble or anything he just wants him to leave his marriage alone. So I agree to ask John if this is real and pass the word. So John says, " what? no way dude it ain't me". Good enough. I call the brother back and say no it isn't him. He says okay, at least check this out, see if Johndoe@gmail comes up as him. I am like no problem, start punching it up and sure as shit it is him. So now I am bummed out, since I have spent a couple days defending my bro only to now see he is lying.
So I confront him again and he admits it, just didn't want me getting dragged into , too late. Apparently they hooked up on crags list for "random encounters". I had heard of that shit but I honestly didn't think I would know anybody actually using it,lol. Then I get a look at the tramp involved and GODDAMN! she hurts my eyes! And John Does wife is very pretty in a country girl kind of way. So I am even more perplexed after that.
Fast forward to now, the ex-girlfirends bro and the skank have split, but John Doe and his wife are still together even tho he has been non stop in his activity ever since. We call her the ostrich girl now..It is terribly sad.
I don't know. I was cursed with a hyper active conscience. I just couldn't do it...
I have a question how do u know that's his dick pics on his phone lol. Does he ever act a little fruity maybe he's a switch hitter and is using your wife to get closer to u. Really though how do u forget that u have dick pics on your phone showing a guy unless your attention is for u to see them and gauge your reaction
I have onl ffy ever saw the dude maybe once and I don't believe I ever said a single word to him. I don't think he was fruity but I have a hard time believing the only person he is sending the pics to is my wife's cousin (his girlfriend). No, he was fishing for a response from my wife. But like any creep he was moving slowly and trying to gain trust. Luckily she smelled a rat early.
Speaking from experience. I've sent hundreds of dick picks to women. Co-workers, family members, strangers on the bus. Most kicked me in the nuts or spat on me, my wife did both. But one 68 year old thought it was amusing... So I'm going to say yes, chicks like it.