+ 1 IT'S NOT REAL
WOOD.....Goth, where the hell have you been. You should have been logged on over an hour ago. BFG is already pissed because grrrl made the coffee too weak, Noid took his parking space this morning, and Things 1, 2 and 3 have completely trashed the office after finding a stash of Tequila hidden in the wall-safe.
GOTH....Sorry Bro. I had to go get a new monitor.
WOOD....Why, did you stain another one during a Penelope Cruz love scene?
GOTH....No, Jay Leno. Some stupid fuck pissed me off last night, and I punched it.
WOOD....Did you invite some asshole over for a party?
GOTH....No...this happened on eroids.
WOOD....Huh?
GOTH.....Eroids. You know, where we work.
WOOD.....Brutha....eroids isn't real.
GOTH.....Sure it is. I know it is because somebody has to be typing those words on the screen. And besides, that bitch called me skinny. I'LL KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!! TELL BFG I NEED THAT FUCKER'S IP ADDRESS AND THE BREED OF HIS CAT...(I'll kill it too).
WOOD.....Can you see them...touch them....feel them...talk to them?
GOTH.....NO, but I could.
WOOD.....Would you?
GOTH.....NO, but I could.
WOOD.....But will you ever?
GOTH.....OK, NO!!!.....SMARTASS!
WOOD.....Then it's not real.
GOTH.........................Yeah.......but......... my feelings are real...(sob)
WOOD.....HUH?
GOTH.....what?
WOOD.....what?
GOTH.....huh?
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CHILL THE FUCK OUT PEOPLE....EROIDS IS A VIDEO GAME.....AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO GAME.
Hlwdboy used to tell us all the time, "it's not real". Well, he's right. I didn't completely get it at the time.
How many hours do you guys spend a day on here. At the end of that day, how many of you can look back, before falling into bed and say, "Goddamn, I got a lot of shit done today----it's been a great day."
Quit taking things so serious.
Start doing a little less writing and a little more reading. You'd be surprised just how much you'll benefit.
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goths going to skin your fucking kitty
Is this some kind of SICK JOKE. Im LEGIT im G2G ohhh mutherrbunk! guess its back to the state office 2morro hope i kept my old birth certif......:/
tread-mNope, you're as fake as I am brother. You're not even there and I'm not even talking to you...THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
Please people relax a little!
Eroids is a 2x20min ED thing max. And that's for experienced users. Anything over that, you're in a serious risk of developing eroidschism.
Actually, that a good ROT for folks who like the site.
It's too bad it turns into E-Facebook-Roids sometimes. Without the faces, of course.
tread-mThat would have been handy information to have upon arrival!
aint that the truth, all the chicks weve vlayed pipe to in our very own man can i think its some bull shit cause i really feel like i might have fucked a goat.............sorry greg, i thought they were real ;0
tread-mThe goats actually were real droid brother. Its us that are fake. Its one big video game with real goats.
LOL.... you funny bastard.
tread-mI wish when BFG had designed me he would have installed a sense of humor card. I am afraid I am an older model and while my programs do detect humor was in your response I simply do not have the capacity to respond to it. Does not compute.
Us older models were built to last... the newer models are designed to fail (have to feed the machine, ya know)
Anonwhat do the symptoms look like?
Subjects are showing signs of:
Anonsounds like they should be on house not eroids..
tread-mLmao...house is fake silly like this. You're fake and I'm fake too. Don't you get it? Talk to your husband about it, he is real and can break it to you. Its so sad when you droids get to pretending you are real !
-Real? -fake? I'm not sure if 42 is the answer any more!
I like talking to gorillas! Please tell me you're not fake... wait, I just remembered... I got pictures of Barbie. She's not fake!
You sir are a gorilla, and real!
tread-mI'm afraid its true old droid friend. The two mighty ones have spoke which means it has to be true. This is a video game, none of the gear is real (we did actually know that) , the emails and PM's are fake, the pics you have are fake and yes, you are fake. Now drink your kool aid and go to sleep as the masters have asked. See you in the droid spaceship in the sky.
AnonI m not fake you are bunk!
tread-mI was supposed to be bunk from a rip off droid supplier but I'm even a fake bunk...its like bunk bunk. Oh nevermind, you don't even know you're fake I can't explain it.
I'm pretty sure its that predaliction where you jack off while choking yourself
lol
Anonso women are excluded then..
tread-mIts real assholes....SUCK IT!
see what I mean... Creeeeeepy
tread-mDon't even play the creepy game playa, thats one you might not win! Lol. You're as real as anyone I've ever met brother, nothing bunk about you.
He'll be back... they allllll come back
and usually they try and be slick about it (but they are not slicker than us)
Abby is welcome back, he was not banned he left on his own
Alas... a fucking year later SOMEBODY finally gets it! Alot of you peeps can get pretty fucking creepy with this shit, I mean, c'mon...
you know who you are... don't you?? (Cuz that would be even creepier)
Anonanother good one from 7g
Amen.
Man im just scared to post up anything now, you guys are on a banning spree :(
That's it!
You're fucking out of here!...;)
Bro...We didn't ban anyone who didn't ask to be banned. Abby and his wife ASKED to have their accounts deleted becuase they were pissed over the fact that we didn't give Frog time off immediately after he made rude comments. We're only human.
Of course they also swear that I am Frog.....I hate frogs. I won't even eat frog legs.
People just need to chill.
I will miss Abby thats for sure. Bro, frogs legs are the shit, hell i've eaten the whole frog.
I LIKED Abby. I don't even know how I got pulled into the drama.
I had nothing to do with anything, other than trying to maintain peace. You can't please people who don't want to be pleased.
That's too bad. I liked him too. Notice he hadn't posted for a few days.
Pretty rash to get that pissed. Maybe he broke his vow to test, and snuck a little tren in!
Not fair and below the belt . . . anything I know about tren is what I've read. I personally keep my stash of tren on the other side of the Atlantic ocean.
Yeah its to bad he chose to leave us. He might come off as an ass to some but he's really a good guy, just got to read between the lines with him.
100% agreed.