posted Sat, 02/15/2025 - 05:36
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+ 3 Do you use your Mobile phone whilst sat on the Toilet having a turtle?
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Due to the fact I have just spoken to someone doing exactly this - I need to know if I'm in the minority of people who thinks its completely weird LOL
So do you use your Mobile phone on the porcelain god?
Do you use your Mobile phone whilst sat on the Toilet having a turtle?
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No
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I poop better when I’m distracted lol
No I protect that thing at all costs. It’s like my baby. So I just sit down chill look at car pictures and my baby of course. Think about my bills and what else I have to pay off cause I know she’s not getting any of it ..
Yes, gotta scroll through pictures of cars and trucks I can’t afford online ------
Of course I’m on my phone. I even have hunting magazines nearby so I can feel like it’s the 90s again taking a dump reading a mag.
DishRagI'm on my phone linger than I should be, pretty sure I get hemorrhoids from it lmao
No. I can't do it. I need both hands to grip the sides and full concentration while I do my Thang!
Sounds like you are preparing to launch an A-Bomb mate!!!
Might as well check your emails or read the news to multitask while you're at it right?
In the old days guys would open up the newspaper while on the shitter.
In the old days it was the Sears and Roebuck catalog. It was your all in one: reader, TP and... let's just say the bra and panty section was well perused and the last to go.
I do it almost ritualistically. Every morning, once I've had a cup of coffee, I drop a deuce, while checking all of my finances and my different email accounts. It's a great way to limit my screen time altogether but allow myself a bit of productivity.
I’ll text , I’ll use the internet , I’ll read an E-book as a matter of fact I’m on the toilet as I write this .
I won’t answer any calls , won’t make any calls and definitely won’t watch porn while dropping a deuce
Do I use the internet on my phone .......... Yes
Do I take phone calls ...................... NO
When else are you suppose to set your fantasy sports teams? It’s all about productivity. Cmon.
So far we have seven liars in the building.
If the water splashes does your butthole seize?
Asking for friend
Its all about landing it on the shoulder to avoid the splash bro!!
I think this is the first time I've heard of someone NOT using their phone in the shitter. I'm NEVER gonna answer the phone and talk to you, but the days of reading shampoo bottles and cleaners from under the sink are over for me! Surfing the web, whilst dripping a deuce is mandatory here. Lol
Shampoo bottles ..lol ..reminds me of the movie kingpin ... Lol ..ya fuck the old days I had all our shampoos memorized I feel like
Facts bro! Lol
Of course i do. It's one of the few areas I can lock myself in to get 15 minutes of free time... even if not shitting.
I don't typically talk on the phone though unless it's the wife. If it's a good one, I ask her if she heard it fall.
Back when a magazine was good nuff
I always liked Rear View.
Anything by Paul Raymond was a guaranteed Boner fest here in the UK - I loved those years back being 17 when it was still illegal to buy them in the shop until you were 18. It was a dare between me and my pals who's turn it was to go in and embarrass themselves and buy a copy. Then it would get lent round everyone for a few nights each to have a wank over LMFAO
I had a friend that worked at a tobacco and magazine store, we all stayed well stocked lol
I just looked that up and cannot believe i missed that one. Wowzers, the covers look amazing
I would estimate that 15% of my contributions to this site occur while I’m on the shitter. I’m usually either cursing Eroids or reading the news. Actually talking to people on the phone is a hard no though.
Doom scrolling or texting definitely but calling someone while taking the browns to the Super Bowl is wild imo
Fun fact. That's why they invented the mute button.
Now you know.
I take a shit very quickly and don't have time to do anything on my phone
Why shit like someone is chasing you? The Porcelain throne is peace and quiet from the rest of the world
I wouldn’t boast about that lol
I'm exactly the same - within seconds of getting on the toilet the bugger is out. I think half of you guys are constipated or lacking fibre if you can read the forums and lay comments in the meantime LMAO
Or something or someone made you a wide boy
If I’m taking a shit while talking to someone on the phone and they say call me back when you’re done I WONT call back lmao.
I’m literally doing it right now my guy.
Go ahead Press, tell em who it was lol. And yes, always, I could wind up being in there for a while, and who knows an emergency like blowing my asshole out and needing an ambulance could happen. It almost always goes to porn though. From 6th grade on I’d get a bathroom pass in school and go jerk off. One time I jerked off in class, shit that may have been 5th grade. I have issues.
It was some Weirdo that lives in America & likes to message me when he's on the shitter - that's all I know about him LOL
Hold on surfing and browsing is slightly different than talking to a big hairy bloke while stretching one’s star fish … you wronged me here this was a trick question
He was sending a message not talking - however simply using a phone whilst on the bog is all the same thing to me lol
anvilAgreed LoL
anvilHey first off you called me, how was I to know? I have a non mobile phone in there, I just enjoy the setting there.
Is it the one place where nobody hassles you mate Lmao
anvilExatly!
I knew a one of you tea and crumpet lads posted this by the wording hahaha!
Yes. Always and especially if getting paid to do it- lol.
To be fair, as far as I know this is a traditional English breakfast, this would send any man to the loo.
And what may I ask is wrong with this picture? I thought you guys lived on fried eggs 'sunny side up' with beans, hash browns or waffles, toast etc
Beans for breakfast is nearly criminal here- solely BBQ/baked food in the south. Blood sausage and mushrooms 99% never see in a breakfast setup either haha!
Here it’s more like biscuits & gravy, eggs choice of cook, bacon/sausage/ham, hashbrowns/cubed fried potatoes, and pancakes/french toast/waffles/toast.
No Baked Beans for breakfast???
WHHAAAAAAAAATTTT??????!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CANNOT BE REAL .....
They are an absolute staple of an English Breakfast, I don't think anywhere asks even if you don't want them - Its just assumed you will. Granted you can keep the Blood curdling Black Pudding
@Stokes500 Have you heard this mate - No baked beans tut tut
Nope I want that black pudding love it …. And beans yep you have to have beans on a breakfast and I’m also a big fan with cheese in a jacket spud