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Im a dad to another front butt today!

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This is way off topic. But, im so proud to anounce that my daughter was born this morning. And is healthy and my wife is fine. 1 boy and 2 front butts...im throw n n the towel. Thats enough for me. Proud dad !

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Thx...hahaha I know right. Still got the swimmers. Funny thing is my wife got pregnant when I was ON cycle. Go figure !

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NoPain's picture

congrats

mwagner630's picture

congratulations.

Xrated's picture

Thx

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ANBRO's picture

I have never heard front butt before.. OMG i'm laughing my butt (the back one) off.. That's too funny.. Congrats. The front butts are the best.. until they get 11 and know it all!

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Lol....yeah, my first daughter asked me what is this daddy ? She was really little. I didn't know what to say. So I responed, its ur front butt. It stuck ever since. She would tell people she had two butts....hahahahaha. but, she is older now.

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iheartyou's picture

Congratulations to you and your family! I also stopped at three. Two boys and one front butt....boys are definitely less hard work ;)

mwagner630's picture

im so with you on this, my oldest is my daughter 15 almost 16 and OMG if i dont want to punch her in the face once a week its amazing. i love her, shes a great kid, but she is so mouthy and so needy, high maintenance. lol although when she was little she was the most fun, she was my princess

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LMAO......that comment about wanting to punch her in the face made me LOL...that was too funny!!! But I do know what you mean. I seriously don't think my daughter could get any worse than she is now, so I just stay away from her when she's moody, which is most of the time. She is never rude or mouthy to me, because she knows she probably would get a "punch in the face" lol. She was a lil Angel until about the age of 8, then all Hell broke loose :( I definitely vote for boys all the way!!!!!!

Xrated's picture

Thx. Lil girls will wrap u around there finger ! And I mean fast lol

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iheartyou's picture

Yup, girls can wrap their daddies around their lil finger, but they have serious attitude problems/mood swings from about the age of 9 though lol.

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I know, not looking forward to that or teenage years .At all !

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IFBB_PRO's picture

all the best to the entire familly, congratulations
being a dad is a blessing

jpal's picture

congrats bro

www's picture

Congrats......too funny my lil one 3yrs says she has 2 butts.......

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markymark's picture

congratz bro all the best

crayon's picture

Lol "front butt" my new definition of a chic Smile

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Thank u everyone. Thank god my son is the oldest. To b my enforcer lol. Yes, I will that dad cleaning guns,when my girls go out w boys !!

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Xrated's picture

Lmao thats a good one !

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P's picture

Congrats bro.

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CONGRATULATIONS!! Thats AWESOME
Now your outnumbered, better stop now
Hope the boy was first so he can help you keep the other boys away from your daughters. Nothng like a daughter to make you want to assault a minor lol

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