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Horny as fuck on Proviron (on cycle)

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So I'm running some casual newbie shit.
250iu HCG, 150mg test E every 3 days.
25mg Proviron every other day.

About 5 weeks in to this.
Blood tests say the gear is legit.

Now I'd say on average, even as a natural, and even when sub 2000kcal for months, I'm a pretty horny dude.
Libido hardly ever crashes unless I legit get no sleep.

Had something like 500ng/dl test levels as a natural at 80kg.
When I fulfilled the dream of being the leanest most vascular natural in the gym at 74kg it was 220ng/dl.

Only the last 2 weeks of that cut did I start to get sleepless nights and lose libido the next day.

All together though on average I'd say I could be pretty horny 4 times a week as a natural. Not bad.

This cycle is actually mad shit on the horny note.
I thought it would be hilarious to dial up proviron to every day - I started at twice a week and then 3 times until on week 4 I was like fuck it every day.
(Did that cause I was imagining high estrogen sides)
Stopped that immediately cause I was just casually horny all the god damn time.
Morning raging bull, billy big bollocks and literally spraying the toilet bowl at work on the lunch break one time.

Also just smelled horny? Dunno what to tell you my partner thought it was comedy gold though.

Anyway I dunno if that's just how this combination of drugs works, but if you ever worry about sex drive - try the above and enjoy.

Bonus points for mega-dosing Selenium and eating steak 3 days in a row for the kind of volume that could fill a cup.

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Im running 50mg/ day of CENSORED proviron for the first time and i must say that it is very good. Dick, my boyfriend, stays hard, i like it better than viagra...

Pumped_'s picture

Same here. Day 8 and im even looking at the ugly nurses aides with nice butts at work.

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PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Fuck thats real shit! 100% lmao

JakeKO's picture

LMAO!!!!! I. Feel ya, Bro! WTF???? It’s crazy

press1's picture

My goal is to marry a nurse of some kind (Dental or hospital) so they can look after me in about 20 years time. Plus I find them sexy AF - hey they could do my injections too!

Pumped_'s picture

Yeah they are nice. Always natural and beautiful with their scrubs on. Thats what i like not them plastered on make up chicks. Leave stains on your pillow and shit.

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press1's picture

I gotta admit bud - I like the tarts all plastered up in makeup with the eyeshadow and lipstick on Lol Probably the worst kind to go for but ya know - I hate it when a Bitch lets herself slide lol ....

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Fuuuck thats funny... So i guess u cant handle a sweaty bettty letting out a fart while drinkin a cold beer bro?

press1's picture

LMAO Its alright Melv - I remember exactly how ya like them, those Gypsie sluts!!!

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

My MAN!! Just like I like my wine, made in a dumpster and makes your stomach hurt afterwords...

DeeMan's picture

Dam it I knew I should of gotten some proviron

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Its never too late!! Lmao... Im wishing ida stocked a bit more, might have to place another order with PM. Top 3 source for sure!

DeeMan's picture

Yeah I'm with ya bro. For sure.

JakeKO's picture

Bro, I’ve been on it for two weeks. First time ever, and it’s no joke. Always ready to go. I can’t believe I never heard this before

DeeMan's picture

You never heard of proviron before? Someone said they used it as a pre-workout lol. Now I never heard that before but hey it wouldn't be the end of the world if this method is used. I've heard worse ideas.

JakeKO's picture

I’ve heard about it a million times, but never heard you’d be a walking hard on. Bro, I feel like I’m 15 years old on this shit, and I’ve only been taking one pill pre workout at 5am. I’m ready to go at any minute. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!

Proviron is the fat chick that swallows and loves anal that no one ever tells you about

DeeMan's picture

Damn jake now I gotta revisit ole proviron again....hot damn! We all are getting old but if we can feel young again I'm all for it.

And I kinda stayed away from big chicks, nothing against them but check this out, when I'm juiced up at the gym umm those same ole big girls do look a little stimulating so to speak...in other words my mind starts to wonder.

JakeKO's picture

Oh, just wait until you’re on proviron. It’s that distracting type of horny that you wish would go away. Bro, I am NOT exaggerating. I can’t believe how I’ve been feeling lately

DeeMan's picture

Just didn't know if proviron accelerated male pattern baldness. It's basically dht with tweaks to its chemistry

DeeMan's picture

I've used it before but at 25mg. But see this is the thing, my sex drive is high on small amounts of testosterone regardless so I felt the same the whole time. Gotta revisit though. Always had a healthy high sex drive

JakeKO's picture

I’m probably a bit older than you. Test definitely boosts my libido, but anything over 300mg per week, and I get bloated. I can actually physically feel a difference on this proviron. Don’t know if it’s doing anything else for me, but feeling like that kid in high school that could get hard at the drop of a dime has been pretty exciting for my old ass. Let’s put it like this, neither viagra or Cialis have this type of effect on me. On those two, I know it will work when I need it. On Proviron, my shit wants to work when I wish it wouldn’t, and then some. I’ve always got the feeling in my balls that I can get hard whenever I want. I cannot believe that this isn’t pushed as an ED drug, because in my case, it works a lot better.

DeeMan's picture

Really? Wow. Happy for you brother. I'm not as old as you are but I'm no young buck anymore. Lol kinda miss those young days of just being horny 24/7. I think for the most part most of us on this forum are older. Brother sounds like you're having a blast, maybe literally haha.

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Swallows after anal! Oh them girls have a special spot in my heart..

wanted's picture

Give me her NUMBER

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Lmao... I would but im gonna marry her someday, soon as she gets outta jail.

DeeMan's picture

Turned into straight pornography post

JakeKO's picture

Lmao! Well it definitely got my attention tonight

press1's picture

I've only ever tried a few tabs years back, but the Lab was crap tbh so will try it again.

JakeKO's picture

Bro, I picked up some Pharma a few weeks ago and this shit is no joke, trust me

wanted's picture

My question to all. How many guys can a girl have before you ????
1. Just to fool around with. ( 50 )
2. To be boyfriend/ girlfriend ( 15 )
3. To marry and have a family with ( 7 )

DeeMan's picture

Answer the question. You ask everyone else questions

wanted's picture

They where my numbers until you guys telling me i shooting low and need to find the girls who have over 100 - 150 and hope i still feel something

DeeMan's picture

C'mon we get your left overs.

wanted's picture

No doubt about that. Just ask our old buddy tom and his trailer park girl. He still doesnt sell to me

DeeMan's picture

Nahh u serious he doesn't sell to you? Wow

DeeMan's picture

Well question is what's an acceptable number to you? 50? 150?

SimonM84's picture

I think 1 doesn’t matter. I’d say you can add a zero.

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JakeKO's picture

No way bro, because then she’ll crane the other 43 guys she never had after you marry her, LOL

DeeMan's picture

@wanted is just giving us a heads up that more than likely he was "that guy" who was part of our ladies past numbers, whatever number that may be. Lol don't trust that guy.

press1's picture

MMmmm Seems to be a thing they have to get out of their system either when they are young, or when they are older if they never did it in their younger days Lol

wanted's picture

I believe that. Get it outta there system and find the man thats juiced up horny and handles his business

Drexyl's picture

Wanna know how sick I am? I would use any outlet possible to have sex with a woman. I mean sickness. I hooked up with 3 married women when “Words with friends” had the local game option and I would just start chatting.

ONESICK's picture

Man when me and my wife separated for a bit I bagged 5 women in one day
Shooting blanks by the third. Cialis always came through though. 2 were married and I only found out afterward lol.

JakeKO's picture

Don’t get me started, Bro! Some married chicks are the worst, and let you do EVERYTHING, to them, while their husbands are out with the boys watching Monday Night Football. SMH

DeeMan's picture

No shit. That's 100% fact. If guys don't believe that they are in straight denial. After those married chicks are tossed around dirty they hop in the bed and kiss their husbands like nothing ever happened. Saw it up close and personal.. Couldn't believe that didn't bother her. I told her she was nuts. SMH

press1's picture

Now I know why you got that 75 incher Jake - to make sure she goes NOWHERE!! Lmao

JakeKO's picture

Bro, let’s just say that my Tren cycles are very difficult. Other guys have night sweats, anger, etc. I have crazy delusional thoughts. I’ve learned to keep them to myself or we’d be divorced by now. I’ve been burnt so many times that I just don’t trust anyone anymore. Sucks!

press1's picture

Its not the cheating aspect that would worry me on trenbolone in a relationship - its the way I would want them to shut the fuck up when I am hungry or whilst I am eating LMAO

JakeKO's picture

Well, ya see, that’s one problem I don’t have. This girl is always cooking for me. My every day meals put most peoples Sunday dinners to shame. I’ve extremely lucky in that department, except when I’m dieting