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Horny as fuck on Proviron (on cycle)

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So I'm running some casual newbie shit.
250iu HCG, 150mg test E every 3 days.
25mg Proviron every other day.

About 5 weeks in to this.
Blood tests say the gear is legit.

Now I'd say on average, even as a natural, and even when sub 2000kcal for months, I'm a pretty horny dude.
Libido hardly ever crashes unless I legit get no sleep.

Had something like 500ng/dl test levels as a natural at 80kg.
When I fulfilled the dream of being the leanest most vascular natural in the gym at 74kg it was 220ng/dl.

Only the last 2 weeks of that cut did I start to get sleepless nights and lose libido the next day.

All together though on average I'd say I could be pretty horny 4 times a week as a natural. Not bad.

This cycle is actually mad shit on the horny note.
I thought it would be hilarious to dial up proviron to every day - I started at twice a week and then 3 times until on week 4 I was like fuck it every day.
(Did that cause I was imagining high estrogen sides)
Stopped that immediately cause I was just casually horny all the god damn time.
Morning raging bull, billy big bollocks and literally spraying the toilet bowl at work on the lunch break one time.

Also just smelled horny? Dunno what to tell you my partner thought it was comedy gold though.

Anyway I dunno if that's just how this combination of drugs works, but if you ever worry about sex drive - try the above and enjoy.

Bonus points for mega-dosing Selenium and eating steak 3 days in a row for the kind of volume that could fill a cup.

JakeKO's picture

Exactly!!!! They start to wonder if someone else would be better. It’s usually one of your friends that’s hitting on her behind your back. My best advice is don’t bring your single friends around your chick. They’re only going to want her

press1's picture

Yeh well this is another area I messed up on too bro - I ended up with the women who 'much prefer guy friends to women as girls are so bitchy' - Translated: 'I much prefer all the attention I get off male friends who really just wanna fuck me which I realise but just don't admit to and play dumb, other women don't get along with me as they realise I am a nasty selfish bitch' ....

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Thats when u do em like my guy "the Canadian Crippler"!!! RIP

press1's picture

LMAO I've been through all this shit in the past, although they never ran off with a friend tbh. It was always at the most vulnerable point where your relationship is stable and comfortable, but in the background some fucker that has his sights on your woman is whispering in her ear 'he takes you for granted & doesn't appreciate you' - they seem to fall for that shit every damn time and start questioning themselves on it.

JakeKO's picture

And then they get used and dropped and beg you to take them back, but it’s kinda hard when you’ve already been through three of there friends that knew you were a catch. It’s a crazy revolving insanity. Makes it very difficult to ever trust anyone again. Especially when running Tren. I’ve learned to block out the thoughts

wanted's picture

Then they beg for us back and we say F THEM

press1's picture

HAHAHAHA I was gonna put that at the end but thought it was probably just me LMFAO Oh yes Bro - always takes between 2 and 6 weeks after the initial fucking has stopped and run its course, then I start getting the phone calls telling me 'it's just not the same with him' and I say well why would you think it would of been ya Slag!!!! lol

Jeepman78's picture

Proviron does not aromatize and can have antiestrogen effects, so no need to worry about causing high estrogen sides with daily use. I always take it daily if not 2x/day, usually 25-50mg/day. I never took it when I was younger but now getting older I feel I can slightly lower the doses of other more side effect prone substances with Proviron which seems more side effect friendly. 250iu HCG every 3 days? I will admit I am not an expert especially about HCG and only have taken it for PCT, I do not understand the need for taking HCG while taking 150mg test every 3 days. I have always been under the assumption that it could be harmful if taking HGC too much, the body getting used to it.

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DeeMan's picture

Damn spraying the toilet at work on lunch break? Yea that's a whole other level of horny. Never reached that level. Damn lol!

DeeMan's picture

Selenium is definitely a powerful antioxidant mineral especially for sperm but be careful about mega dosing it.

press1's picture

A Sex party with your GF?? Sounds like I am missing out something here - do tell us more Yes 3

SimonM84's picture

Lol yeah right? It seems these sex parties are getting more and more common.

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DeeMan's picture

Yep I've heard many times about this type of thing. Doesn't surprise me nowadays. Is this a swingers type of thing?

SimonM84's picture

I’m all good for that as I’ve done something g similar with someone I was dating in the past. I’m not against polyamory except when people have families. Children need stability.

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JakeKO's picture

Boy, do I have some stories for you, LOL. Just remember, it’s a lot of work. Everyone thinks it’s the greatest thing in the world, but they’ve never done it. Picture your toughest day in the gym, and multiply it by ten. You gotta show up, and be ready to throw down. Chicks don’t want that loser who just lays there while they do everything. Your ass will be left sobbing in the corner while some other guy is plowing her up her ass. That’s a two Cialis night for sure! Go in like a gladiator, or just stay home.

press1's picture

So what are the women like at these things then bud?

Sod talking about proviron lets hear all about these sex parties LMAO

press1's picture

Come on bud - Male or Female? You can at least give us that much lol

JakeKO's picture

Seriously, it’s not like we’re asking for names here, LOL

JakeKO's picture

I’ve never been to a sex party, but after my divorce 15 years ago, I booked a trip to Hedonism, Jamaica. Daily orgies, threesomes, etc. Some of the chicks are busted, but you look past a lot of stuff when you’re drunk, on XTC, cocaine. Although the cocaine can leave you eating a lot of pussy because your dick won’t work. It’s always there, but I suggest you opt out. Your mind wants to fuck, but your dick says nope!!!! Made a lot of chicks happy that night, but learned my lesson. Most frustrating feeling in the world. Learned my lesson that night, LOL.

Threesomes are great, the best Alpha feeling, but you got a lot of work. They get to roll over, but then you gotta bang the other one. You don’t get a break. Crazy shit, but I wouldn’t trade my memories for anything. That’s my highlight reel. When I jerk off, I think about shit I already did, LOL.

DeeMan's picture

And all that good ole lab tested testosterone surely helps.

ONESICK's picture

Nice fat shot of test and cialis fuuuuuck. It sucked when my old gym was by the beach hot women walking around in next to nothing me being juiced up... trying to concentrate on my sets lol

JakeKO's picture

Absolutely, but Viagra or Cialis is a better insurance plan, TWO OF THEM!!! Lol

SimonM84's picture

I tried a threesome a few times but I always select one I’ve other then I’m too tired for the other. I’m married and I’m good with my one to the point even if I was single, I wouldn’t be able to have yhreesomes.

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JakeKO's picture

Same here, although if I was single, my dumb ass would still have them.

DeeMan's picture

"They get to roll over but then you gotta bang the other one. You don't get a break. When I jerk off, I think about shit I already did". ....man that shit you said almost cost me my life, I chocked from eating and laughing after I read that.

DeeMan's picture

Meant choked

JakeKO's picture

Bro, when I tell you it’s a lot of work, I’m not even joking. I’ve actually told girls the story and had them challenge me that it would be different with them and their friend. It wasn’t!!!! Still a lot of work. Have you ever cum so many times in one night that the next time you cum nothing comes out but wind??? Crazy fucking shit. Obviously, I’ve had quite a few threesomes, and every time was awesome, but completely exhausting. Happy to be married and monogamous these days, because I have the knack of selling the idea, but afterwards remembering how hard it is. It’s like, once it’s on, the last thing you want to do is suck, because you know they will tell everyone you were lame.

DeeMan's picture

Woman DO SPREAD the word for sure my man so I agree your performance better be on point. It's simply advertising. Just like us guys gossip, so do they. As far as threesomes it happened only a few times but I enjoyed going to one chicks house and telling her I gotta go, only to visit another chick. At times it would be 3 chicks in a row, house to house. But hey that was about a 100 years ago. I don't recommend that type of thing but I did that a few times if I thought I was being cheated on. Those younger days. Wow

JakeKO's picture

Same here, and same reasons. My landlords wife back then told me that she was going to install a stop light in front of my door so chicks would know when to walk away, instead of sitting in front of my house waiting for me, when my landlord knew I had another girl in the apartment, lol

DeeMan's picture

That's funny. Ole JakeKO was big pimping. Memories

JakeKO's picture

Bro, my stories get so crazy that people would think I’m making them up. This is the first time I’ve talked about this shit in over twelve years. I found the right chick, I hope, married her, and never looked back.

robb's picture

99% of us are missing out of something by the sound of it.

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