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Who Knew?

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Who knew that you could become addicted to effing nasal spray? Well, not this guy it would seem. A month ago I caught a cold and started using jimmy-jane generic nasal spray, at first it was the greatest thing since they discovered testosterone in 1927 by injecting 40 pounds of bull nut juice into a capon to make it COCK-A-DOODLE-DO. every time I would use it, it was like the cold had vanished. But then over the next couple weeks I began to think about that stupid shiz every time I would walk out the door. Dafuq? I had to keep some in my pocket every time I left the house, in the car while at the gym, once even UNDER MY PILLOW so I didn't have to get up in the middle of the night it case I woke up. So last week I said enough is enough. I poured all 10 bottles I had out (yes 10 bottles) and the days following were no Sunday stroll in the park. No nasal air passage for the first four days. ELEVATED BP? Yes from anxiety from thinking i needed it, shit i even had a dream about using it. But now all is well and im back on my block humping and pumpin. Just here bringing awareness to the topic, most will say have you ever quit nicotine and your gripping about this. Why yes, yes I have and a opiate dependency at the same time two months after a car accident I knocked em both at the same time since I couldn't get of the bed in 04' this is a third behind those 2 with caffeine a VERY VERY distant 4th. so keep in mind bros next time you stick that bottle in your nose. you might end up using it way more than you expected.

scootloko's picture

yea that shit is addictive, they should make them warn people. not to make light of your situation but when you said you even kept it under the pillow i was cracking the hell up lol