If............if my aunt had nuts she'd be uncle.

I want an America that invades the next Islamic country that pisses us off and then forcefully converts everyone there to Wicca - just because we think that would be funny. - Dylan

'Only cowards live in the past' - Mike Ditka

The only way you can win in this underbelly of treachory is to not care wether you live or die, i dont mind either way and im not selfish, ill take people with me.

Theflash

Would you like to get a beer and fuck? What you don't like beer?

Discipline is a bridge between goals and accomplishments!

The legendary "Jim Rohn"

I am too drunk to taste this chicken
- The Great Colonel Sanders

"Come on baby, just the tip"
Every young cat in the history of earth

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"If at first you don't succeed, try reading the directions." My Grandmother told me this when I was 17. Wonderful woman - guided me through an abusive childhood - died aged 99.

If you had $86,640, and someone stole $10 from you, would you piss your entire fortune away trying to get your $10 back, or be grateful you had $86,630 and move on with your life?
Every day we are given 86,640 seconds. Don't let 10 seconds of negativity ruin your day.
- some random Facebook shit

Sit ubu sit, good dog.

I actually have a list I keep in my desk I think ya'll like these there long.

1. If anything can go wrong, fix it.
2. When given a choice take both.
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple success.
4. Start at the top and work your way up.
5. Do it by the book but be the author.
6. When forced to compromise ask for more.
7. If you can't beat them join them, then beat them.
8. If it's worth doing, it has to be done right now.
9. If you can't win change the rules.
10. If you can't change the rules then ignore them.
11. Perfection is not optional.
12. When faced without a challenge, make one.
13. "No" simply means begin at a higher level.
14. Don't walk when you can run.
15. Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with
    righteous attitude and a tolerance for stupidity
    and a bulldozer when necessary.
16. When in doubt THINK.
17. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to point of
    success is a blessing.
18. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
19. The faster you move the slower time passes the
    longer you LIVE...

I know it was alot but it's some solid quotes to live by they've made sense to me in my life and has helped. Hope ya'll enjoy.

Cajun

“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.” -General Mattis

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten"
Tony Robbins (originally Henry Ford)

A moment of darkness is the opportunity for light

"It's not the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog." - unknown - posted on the wall of the boxing gym I trained in many years ago.

"Same way you get any cat too talk, suck its dick and swallow what ever cums out. Duh" " ace ventura"

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read it, you're misinformed." DW

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." - Salvador Dali

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
Teddy Roosevelt

I don't discriminate, I participate!
-don't know

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."

-Mark Twain

" If you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people"

Thornton Melon

This was some motivation said to me by our friend true grit here. It's an awesome metaphor describing the outcome of hard work and I think it might inspire others!

"Like forging damascus. It takes heating to the breaking point and cooling many, many times over, and pounding the shit out of it in between. But what's left is something very strong, useful, and beautiful."
True grit-

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rodgers

"The truth is like poetry--and most people fucking hate poetry."
Overheard in a Washington D.C. bar...