posted Thu, 09/12/2013 - 05:40
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My boy Sarge stedanko started a very popular thread called "inspiring quotes". He hasn't been around lately. Probably off in some 3rd world shit hole shooting up some jihadi's so I'm Gona start another just for quotes period. Inspiring quotes are nice. But sometimes I'm feeling cynical or sarcastic and shit like that doesn't belong In an inspiring quotes section. Some of my favorites come from Winston Churchill. He was a sarcastic bastard and I love it. Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, among others. So post your favorite quotes. Doesn't matter the context. We all love a good quote. One that I happen to like at the moment
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your fcking business!"*
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I just saw that on The Big Short -Excellent movie BTW
"The truth is like poetry-- And most people fucking hate poetry," - Overheard in a Washington D.C. bar by Michael Lewis, author of The Big Short
Exactly. (Great movie by the way) I just thought it was very funny and true.
U wanna be the boss, u gotta pay the cost!
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Benjamin Franklin
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if its got tits or wheels its gonna give you trouble
No, I don't miss you... Not in a way that one is missed.
But I think of you.
Sometimes.
In the way that one might think of the summer sunshine
On a winter night...
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Bill Clinton
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence".
Vince Lombardi
If it fly's floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it!
Weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Good one!
bigmak1You do not know where your decisions come from, they pop up like hiccups and when you make a decision People have a great deal of anxiety about making decisions, 'Did I think this over long enough? Did I take enough data into consideration?' And if you think it through you find you never could take enough data into consideration, the data for a decision in any given situation is infinite. So what you do is you go through the motions of thinking about out what you will do about this, but worriers are people who think of all the variables beyond their control, and what might happen!...Choice is the act of hesitation that we make before making a decision, it is a mental wobbling, and so we are always in a dither of doubt as to whether we are behaving the right way, doing the right thing, and so on and so forth, and lack a certain kind of self confidence. And if you see you lack self confidence, you will make mistakes through sheer fumbling. If you do have self confidence you may get carried away doing the entirely the wrong thing. You have to regard yourself as a cloud, in the flesh, because you see clouds never makes mistakes. Did you ever see a cloud that was misshapen? Did you ever see a badly designed wave? Heh, no they always do the right thing! But if you will treat yourself for awhile as a cloud, a wave, and realize that you can't make a mistake, whatever you do. Because even if you do something that seems to be totally disastrous, it all come out in the wash somehow or other. Then through this capacity you will develop a kind of confidence, and through confidence you will be able to trust your own intuition."
Alan Watts philosopher
Nice addition brother Mak!
"After Love there is only cuisine"
Famed Chicago restauranteur Charlie Trotter!
"you there when its bright, better be there when it's dark, you wasn't there for the ride, don't be there when I park" Joe budden-castles
Chicken to a reporter. : "He may be Colonel Sanders to you,...... but he's Adolf Eichmann to us".
I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken -- colonel sanders
We're going to need more virgins.
KMC
"let me find out you fkd up, I'll leave you right where I find you!" Joe Pesci...Casino
Go get your shine box. Haha
Hahaha Goodfellas... one of the greatest movies!
StevebSo use lotion "PRIOR" to contaminate the area of injection
Love does not consist in looking at each other, but rather in, together, looking in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Beautiful, just beautiful GRRL! :)) xoxo
"The half-life of Love is forever"
Junot Diaz
;-)
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not" Gide/Monroe...up for debate
Miracles by definition are meaningless, only what can happen, will happen.
Dr.Manhattan.
If the problem can be solved, there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good."
Dalai Lama
"When you're going through hell, keep going"
Churchill
“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
A tiger dont change its stripes hoss
-Sawyer...LOST series
Common sense is not so common any more.
-Unknown
True beauty the kind that doesn't fade or wash off, takes time. It takes incredible endurance. It is the slow drip that creates the stalactite, the shaking of the earth that creates mountains, the constant pounding of the waves that breaks up rocks and smooths the rough edges. From the violence, the furor, the raging of the winds, the roaring of the waters, something better emerges, something that otherwise would have never existed.
And so we endure. We have faith there is purpose. We hope for things we cannot see. We believe there are lessons in loss, power in love and that we have within us the potential for beauty so magnificent our bodies cannot contain it.
what object is served by this circle of misery and violence and fear, it must tend to some end, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable.
"Can we fit um both in there"
-Belladonna
“Real isn't how you are made,' said the Skin Horse. 'It's a thing that
happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to
play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.'
'Does it hurt?' asked the Rabbit.
'Sometimes,' said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. 'When you
are Real you don't mind being hurt.'
'Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,' he asked, 'or bit by bit?'
'It doesn't happen all at once,' said the Skin Horse. 'You become. It
takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break
easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally,
by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your
eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these
things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly,
except to people who don't understand.”
AnonThat's "real" deep right there
"Eroids is like the Mos Isley of steroid forums..."
"High-rise socks are like pushup bras for men with small calves"
-broski at the gym
They also liked to party on Mos Isley,lol
had to look that up.....
It matters not "what" they say about us, ....................... just as long as they spell our name right.
AnonSounds like a compliment to me.
mil_b4_30Unless you are willing to compromise, society cannot live together.
Alan Greenspan
The majority of people have successfully alienated themselves from change; they tediously arrange their lives into a familiar pattern, they give themselves to normalcy, they are proud if they are able to follow in auspicious footsteps set before them, they take pride in always coloring inside the lines and they feel secure if they belong to a batch of others who are like them. Now, if familiar patterns bore you, if normalcy passes before you unnoticed, if you want to create your own footsteps in the earth and leave your own handprints on the skies, if you are the one who doesn't mind the lines in the coloring book as much as others do, and perchance you do not cling to a flock for you to identify with, then you must be ready for adversity. If you are something extraordinary, you are going to always shock others and while they go about existing in their mundaneness which they call success, you're going to be flying around crazy in their skies and that scares them. People are afraid of change, afraid of being different, afraid of doing things and thinking things that aren't a part of their checkerboard game of a life. They only know the pieces and the moves in their games, and that's it. You're always going to find them in the place that you think you're going to find them in, and every time they think about you, you're going to give them a heart attack
AnonWow
Truth..
Crowded elevator smells different to midget
-Rustyhooker
It's better to have someone think you are stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.