NEW MOD--------GOTH
First of.... I should be a MOD...and the ONLY MOD....and I'll tell you why:
You can trust me.... I've never broken a rule.....unless it was one I forgot about. I forget about rules sometimes. Fuck.
I will ban mean people.
I will ban nice people if the nice is fake. Fake people who are nice will be permitted to stay.
I will never ban people for giving my shit a bad review unless they criticize my products or service.
I will put an end to Karma-whoring once and for all by implementing a new system where ALL karma points are divided up and equally split among all members..... so somebody like....say....Karma-Fort-Knox, also known as Viking, would have his points taken and given to...say..... Irish. So that way, he feels special too, and nobody is smarter, or better looking than anyone else.
It's like kara socialism....or what I call Okarmacare.
As a MOD, I will get rid of the scammers----and any other competitors higher than me in the rankings (we don't need them. I will hold and comfort all of you----trust your pimp daddy now).
As a MOD, I will ensure the safety and security of our female members by banning them when they're having a bad day---that way, they don't do something mean and get an even longer ban. So all Ladies will now be required to be even nicer than you already are----so I don't make a mistake and ban you.
As part of my Okarmacare intiative as decribed above, I will now permit Photoshopping in the EBC. It's not right that guys who bust their ass look better than guys who don't, and the psychological damage that you alpha males are inflicting on the rest of us has got to stop......shit is gonna get even.
Clearly...I'm an outstanding candidate, and besides, I have a sex tape of Rusty with a Hooker.
You cant trust guys like that.
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Nice to know big brother is watching
Lmfao this is some good shit
I love you. 4:00 am and still have three hours left in my shift and I want to peak off my face.....then I read your crazy ass shit and my pissed off goes away
Okarmacare! That shits funny dude!
StevebYou were a good MOD, and so was Girl.
OKarmacare!!!!! Fucking hilarious! !!!!! How the fck do you think of this shit? I love your post kid, this is the reason I still log on here! Keep it up and I'll nominate you my Nooka!
Thanks brother.... I couldnt contribute without you and the other long-established guys here.
bigwillyfuck it you may as well run for president, ya couldn't possibly be worse then what we got !! im not aloud to vote but ill campaign with ya.
Lmao..funny shit bro. U got my vote
AnonAnd when they elect you as the only MOD
Then you can elect me mod [cause nobody else will] and we will clean up eroids ha ha ha
AnonI need to be NICER? I don't know if I have it in me..... =\
Ok....anymore negative shit like that and you're outa here.
AnonYes Lord Goth. When shall I have your sandwich ready?
When I need it, of course.
And of course, you're supposed to know when I need things.... We men know you guys have omnipotent superpowers.
Goth ur fuking hilarious bro can't give karma but u got my thumbs up xD
lol....need all the help I can get.
Thanks
AnonYou are a mod with no tag..ive seen threads dissappear ive seen people dissappear in a blink of goth rage eye!
when you gonna make that grrrl chick who always bags you out dissapear?
Hahahahaha............. get the kettle on bro, im coming round for a brew!
You have my vote!
I say Heil Goth!
sounds like communism lol
but I'm for it
Okarma Care... dyin right now hahaa
You've got my vote, as long as you don't get too busy to go to the Justin Beiber concert with me. That shit is going to be off the hook!
I can't wait Ed....gas up the Kia!
Bad news bro, the Kia got repossessed
I just couldn't make the payments. Man bitches loved that car too. It sucks bro, I hit my Dungeon master up for some Cash to make the payment and he was a big douche about it. Got pissed and took away one of my spells and some armor. I thought I could count on his ass but found out real quick how truly selfish that dick really is.
We are just going to have to borrow my moms Dodge Caravan.
As your DM it is my job to guide you through your quests, not borrow you money. I believe this way will help you build the character you are missing. I know you have been cheating when rolling the dice to make your player characters too. Knock it off!
Yeah I know that as a DM, you aren't under any obligation to help me out financially but shit bro after the quests we have been through together I would think that you were a good enough friend to help a brother out. Besides you work a full time at Wal Mart. I know your ass has plenty of money to go around. Quit being so damn selfish.
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AnonIt's alright.... I got a pimped out sorento with a racing radiator cap .... You can use it anytime just put gas back in it
Oh shit! Androgen for mod 2014!
I had some spinner hubcaps on my Kia. That shit was off the hook.
AnonNah man
You will be solid in this sorento it's got chrome curb feelers and a old school tv antenna
Oh shit, if it's got a crown air fresner on the dash I'll jizz in my pants.
AnonAnd one of those wide ass rear view mirror
Thanks for volunteering vikings karma and giving it to me, but those are some HUGE shoes for me to fill and besides, I am comfortable with the karma I earned and already donated mine to Roid Noid as he could use some.
Wrong Irish...lol
Hahahaha
you lost my vote AND you have a fake sextape, I have the right one and I'm confused why bridget the midget is involved but thats something we should ask rusty.
sex tape of rusty now I would pay for that
RustyhookerBut you claimed midget pornographic was hot! Was the trampoline scene too much?
Sorry brother.....this is politics....:)
RustyhookerMaybe let the chat hot line number of mine slip. I could use a new car. Lol
Iron_MonkHe's got my vote
Thanks Monk.
Send me your baby UPS, and I'll kiss and sign it...then mail it back to you.
Lmao xD dont know u bro but god dam that's funny shit
.....:)
It's the weed brother.....the weed.